Posts tagged Detroit Lions

Ndamukong Suh is Still a Turd [Video]

Ndamukong Suh kick

The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh managed to do the impossible yesterday — become an even bigger turd than he already is. Here he is kicking a guy in the balls.

Three Reasons to be Thankful

Vikings fans

Here are the top three reasons the Green Bay Packers fan has to be thankful this holiday season.

Total View: Packers vs. Lions

Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

We’re back with the most in-depth review of the Green Bay Packers 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions anywhere, with all of the important plays broken down for your enjoyment.

Detroit Lions Send a Guy Home For Being a Detroit Lion

Titus Young is congratulated by Jim Schwartz for being a douche

The Detroit Lions are still the biggest collection of morons and thugs in the NFL. They proved it against the Green Bay Packers and they proved it again Monday.

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Lions

Randall Cobb: boss

Here’s what we took from the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions, including who the team MVP is and who the Packers best offensive lineman is.

Packers Escape Detroit With Win

Randall Cobb is boss!

The Green Bay Packers pulled out a 24-20 win over the Detroit Lions to improve to 7-3. The offense wasn’t pretty and neither was Mason Crosby, but the defense stepped up.

Packers vs. Lions: What to Watch For

Dezman Moses recovers a punt block for a touchdown

The Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions renew the oldest continuous rivalry in the NFL. Here’s the injury list, betting line and what to watch for, including James Starks and turds.

Detroit Lions Cheerleaders? You Bet Your Ass!

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The Detroit Lions have cheerleaders? Kind of. They’re called the Detroit Pride and they’ve got us covered on cheerleader Friday! Check out the gallery.

Fortune May Be Smiling on Packers

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

If the Green Bay Packers can beat the Detroit Lions this weekend, they could control their own destiny for the NFC North title. Here’s how it needs to play out.

Tramon Williams Starts Idiotic Feud with Seattle’s Secondary

Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams is calling himself Optimus Prime in advance of his meeting with Megatron. Problem is, that’s already been done.

It’s a New Day After Packers Bye

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

After Sunday, things are looking up for the Green Bay Packers. The rest of the NFC’s best teams look like they suck balls all of a sudden.

Ndamukong Suh Still the Dirtiest

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is racking up the honors! Honors for being a total dick. And they’re well deserved.

Three Packers Among NFL’s Most Liked Players

Charles Woodson

It’s another list and we’re here to break it down! Forbes has ranked the NFL’s most and least liked players. Three Green Bay Packers are among the most liked.

Lions Will Not Be Competing For Division Title

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions, with all their swagger and bravado, are falling apart. Luckily for them, we’re here to laugh at their misfortune.

Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a swell guy. How swell? When he isn’t stomping on someone, he’s running into someone with his car and then trying to intimidate them.

Packers Running Game: Back to the Drawing Board

Cedric Benson

The Green Bay Packers running game, much like their game plan, was atrocious on Sunday. Here’s the issue and how the Packers stack up with other pass-happy teams.

Aaron Berry Continues Lions’ Assault on Record Books

Aaron Berry

Another Detroit Lions player was arrested over the weekend, which comes as a real surprise to us. That makes seven this offseason and two for Aaron Berry, who really took it to the next level this time.

Lions Have Beef With Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions have issues with comments Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings made about their team. Now they’re firing back and we’re real concerned.

Hey, Kelly Hall, What Have You Been Up To? [Photos]

Kelly Hall

If you don’t remember Kelly Hall, we’re here to jog your memory. She’s Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford’s girlfriend and she’s still hot. Here’s a look at what Kelly’s been up to.

Lions Now Up To Six Arrests On The Year

The Detroit Lions keeping racking up arrests. Cornerback Aaron Berry’s arrest marks the sixth time a Lions player has been nabbed by Johnny Law this year.