Posts tagged Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback
Nov 11th
When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!
Nickelback To Play Packers/Lions Game? Not If Fans Can Help It
Nov 3rd
The NFL has tabbed Nickelback to play the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving tilt with the Green Bay Packers. Some fans in Detroit are trying to stop this obvious mistake before it happens. Here’s how you can help.
Around The League: Week Eight Review
Nov 2nd
A look around the league at the midway point of the season. Here’s the weekly WTF, top 10 teams, and those players who are #winning and #losing. Guess who’s on top.
Tim Tebow Gets Tebowed After Sack
Oct 30th
Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!
Around The League: Week Seven Review
Oct 27th
A look around the NFL after seven weeks. Here are the things that made us say what the fuck? We’ll give you the top teams, top players and a few idiots that make the game hard to watch.
Around The League: Week Six Review
Oct 19th
Here’s a look around the NFL after six weeks. Let us know what you think. Making statements San Francisco 49ers We called the Niners surprising last week, but we’ll call them legit this week. Jim Harbaugh’s team went into Detroit and took care of the Lions. They’re 5-1 and their victory in week six proved [...]
Funny Or Die Presents Millenball
Oct 13th
Funny Or Die has given us the awesome tribute to the awesomeness that was Matt Millen when he ran the Detroit Lions. Based on Moneyball, Millenball sums up the Millen era nicely.
Around The League: Week Five Review
Oct 12th
A look at what’s going on around the NFL after five weeks, including the surprises, top 10 teams, top five players, who’s #winning and who’s #losing. Feel free to chime in.
Around The League: Week Four Review
Oct 5th
A look at the NFL after four weeks, including surprise teams, underachievers, power rankings, who’s #winning and #losing. Check it out and add your thoughts.
League Experts: Packers Are No. 1
Sep 7th
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.
Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team
Sep 6th
The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.
Packers Atop ESPN Power Rankings
Aug 9th
The Green Bay Packers sit atop ESPN’s preseason power rankings, which is very important because that team always goes on to win the Super Bowl. Check out where the rest of the losers in the NFC North came in.
NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota
Aug 8th
You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.
NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense
Aug 2nd
The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.
Clusterfuck Update 7/27: Free Agent Deals And Kolb To Cardinals
Jul 27th
Although teams can’t begin signing free agents until Friday, this is the second day they could negotiate with them. Several clubs took advantage and reached agreements with players. The Green Bay Packers jumped into the fray by reaching an agreement with Mason Crosby. Here are today’s developments that could impact the Packers’ quest to repeat [...]
Clusterfuck Update 7/26: Free Agent Deals And McNabb To Vikings
Jul 26th
Teams can’t officially sign free agents until Friday, but that didn’t stop several players from agreeing to contracts. That, plus the Minnesota Vikings pursuit of Donovan McNabb and Nnamdi Asomugha’s first suitor.
Packers Probably Won’t Have To Deal With Asomugha
Jul 12th
The Detroit Lions seem like an obvious suitor for free agent cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, but are probably too cheap to pay him, which means the Lions secondary should resemble a sieve once again.
A Trophy Apart
Jun 27th
Not so deep in the confines of the Hall of Fame of the most-storied franchise in the NFL, four iconic silver statues named after the same franchise’s most-famous coach stand as a testament to 13 NFL Championships. Most would say that the trophies represent the four greatest of these championships: four Super Bowl victories, champions of a [...]
20 Questions With Sam Farmer
Jun 14th
We’re dropping some real football knowledge this morning, courtesy of the Los Angeles Times’ NFL writer, Sam Farmer. Farmer is seriously keyed in and he doesn’t make you want to stab yourself in the eyes when you read his work, like, say, a certain Sports Illustrated writer. In addition to being all over the lockout, [...]
Ndamukong Suh Probably Should Play For Vikings
Jun 13th
Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh probably should play for the Minnesota Vikings. Why? He’s just that stupid. Last week, Suh repeated a proclamation he made in March that everyone with good sense immediately dismissed and then forgot about — the Detroit Lions can go 16-0 this year.