Posts tagged Detroit Lions

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.

Free Agency: Other Teams And Franchise Tag

Cliff Avril

Teams can apply the franchise tag beginning on Monday. Here’s a look at which players will likely be off the free agent market before free agency even begins.

No One Likes Ndamukong Suh

No one likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. Well, except for idiot Lions fans. Suh came in fourth on the list of most hated athletes one year after being the most loved athlete. It’s a well-deserved honor.

Packers Draft 28th: A Look At Recent History

Mark Ingram

The Green Bay Packers will have the No. 28 pick in the 2012 NFL Draft. Here’s a look at the last five players selected at No. 28, their stats and how they panned out.

Today In Stupid Headlines

  As I was trolling around this morning looking for something remotely related to the Green Bay Packers or at least one of their shitty NFC North rivals, I came across this in my RSS reader. You’ll want to take note of the second headline: Sapp takes his shits at Suh. The story is, of course, [...]

Saturday Wild Card Preview

Drew Brees

Here’s a look at Saturday’s Wild Card playoff games — Detroit Lions vs. New Orleans Saints and Cincinnati Bengals vs. Houston Texans. We tell you what to expect and what we expect the results will be.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

It’s our final TiVo Time of the regular season. Here’s a quick, yet somewhat exhaustive, run through the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. We’ve got all the scoring plays and the keys that led to them right here.

Now Aaron Rodgers Is A System Quarterback

Matt Flynn

After backup Matt Flynn had success against the Detroit Lions on Sunday, some people suggested the Green Bay Packers starting quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, was a system quarterback. They’re idiots and we’re going to tell them about it.

Brad Jones Wastes Dude Who Runs On Field [Video]

A fan ran on the field while the Green Bay Packers were playing the Detroit Lions on Sunday. He made a pretty good show for himself. He actually had a good run around the field, whooped it up for a bit and then… the inevitable. He got wasted, but not by the cops. Packers linebacker [...]

And Now On To More Important Things

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers beat the Detroit Lions in a wild shootout on Sunday in a meaningless game. Matt Flynn was a killer, but the Packers defense was weak. Here’s what we learned from a game that didn’t matter.

Surprise! The Lions Are Cheap

The Green Bay Packers seem to think the Detroit Lions are cheap… much like the rest of us. The Lions aren’t defending their actions, but the Packers sound like they’ll be ready on Sunday.

Packers Playing To Win, But What Does That Mean?

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers plan on playing to beat the Detroit Lions in a meaningless week 17 game, but that doesn’t necessarily mean all the starters will play as much as they’re used to.

Packers Reportedly Untied Suh’s Shoes, Causing Stomp

A friend of Green Bay Packers offensive line coach James Campen says the coach told Evan Dietrich-Smith to untie Ndamukong Suh’s shoes whenever possible when the teams met on Thanksgiving. The theory is it’s what led Suh to snap and get kicked out of that game.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

Tramon Williams

We take one final, exhaustive look at the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. Here are the key plays, who made them and who didn’t. This is the most in-depth look at the Packers Thanksgiving game anywhere.

Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]

The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Suh Apologizes For Stomping Dietrich-Smith; Two-Game Ban Likely

Detroit Lions defensive tackle and all-around shitbag Ndamukong Suh has apologized for stomping the Green Bay Packers Evan Dietrich-Smith during Thursday’s game, but he’s still expected to be suspended for at least two games.

First Of All, Fuck The Lions

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions were supposed to challenge the Green Bay Packers on Thanksgiving, but they didn’t do shit. We got drunk and they failed as a contender.

Predictions: Packers vs. Lions

Total Packers writers take a look at today’s matchup between the Green Bay Packers and Detroit Lions. Here’s the straight dope!

Around The League: Week 10 Review

After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.