Posts tagged Detroit Lions

Lions Will Not Be Competing For Division Title

Matt Stafford eats grass

The Detroit Lions, with all their swagger and bravado, are falling apart. Luckily for them, we’re here to laugh at their misfortune.

Ndamukong Suh: Still an Unaccountable Prick

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a swell guy. How swell? When he isn’t stomping on someone, he’s running into someone with his car and then trying to intimidate them.

Packers Running Game: Back to the Drawing Board

Cedric Benson

The Green Bay Packers running game, much like their game plan, was atrocious on Sunday. Here’s the issue and how the Packers stack up with other pass-happy teams.

Aaron Berry Continues Lions’ Assault on Record Books

Aaron Berry

Another Detroit Lions player was arrested over the weekend, which comes as a real surprise to us. That makes seven this offseason and two for Aaron Berry, who really took it to the next level this time.

Lions Have Beef With Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings

The Detroit Lions have issues with comments Green Bay Packers receiver Greg Jennings made about their team. Now they’re firing back and we’re real concerned.

Hey, Kelly Hall, What Have You Been Up To? [Photos]

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If you don’t remember Kelly Hall, we’re here to jog your memory. She’s Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford’s girlfriend and she’s still hot. Here’s a look at what Kelly’s been up to.

Lions Now Up To Six Arrests On The Year

The Detroit Lions keeping racking up arrests. Cornerback Aaron Berry’s arrest marks the sixth time a Lions player has been nabbed by Johnny Law this year.

Here’s The Latest Nick Fairley Mugshot

There was plenty of time for someone on the Detroit Lions to get arrested over the weekend and Nick Fairley did not disappoint.

Detroit Lions: Still A Bunch Of Thugs

Titus Young

The Detroit Lions are a bunch of dumb thugs. When they’re not stomping opponents or getting arrested, they’re punching each other. Titus Young is the latest culprit.

Ryan Grant Probably Headed To Lions

Ryan Grant

The Green Bay Packers have made no effort to re-sign running back Ryan Grant and it looks likely he’ll be joining an NFC North rival, the Detroit Lions.

Detroit Lions Will Go 15-1…

Believe it! They do in Detroit. A fan survey reveals Detroit Lions fans think their team will go 15-1 in 2012. Hell, we’re on board!

Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]

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Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.

Good News: Aaron Rodgers Will Avoid Madden Curse

Aaron Rodgers Fu Manchu

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will avoid the Madden curse. Rodgers lost to Detroit Lions receiver Calvin Johnson in the final four of fan voting for the Madden 13 cover. Here’s a recap of the curse.

Uh Oh! The Bears Are Contenders

Lance Briggs

The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.

You’re Boring Us, NFL

Ryan Grant

Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.

Detroit: Minnesota East

They like their weed over in Detroit. After Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure got arrested twice for marijuana possession, defensive tackle Nick Fairley followed suit on Tuesday. Is Detroit the new Minnesota? We investigate.

We Have Our New Onterrio Smith

Mikel Leshoure

In an incident reminiscent of The Whizzinator, Detroit Lions running back Mikel Leshoure was arrested for marijuana possession. However, before he was detained, he tried to beat the rap by eating his weed.

Aaron Rodgers Is Golfing With Celebs Again [Photos]

Ah, to be Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Play football for a living, make a ton of money, date hot broads and play golf with Michael Jordan. Must be rough. Rodgers is playing in the Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational this weekend. Here are the first photos.

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.