Posts tagged Detroit Lions

Total Douche Thinks Jim Schwartz Pulled Total Douche Move

Jim Schwartz

Jim Schwartz is a total douche. Golden Tate is a total douche. The latter total douche thinks the former total douche pulled a real douche move and he’s right.

Jim Schwartz Carried Off, Neck Beard Celebrates Like Mad

Kyle Orton celebrating

The Detroit Lions blew a 14-0 lead to lose to the Buffalo Bills on Sunday. Great moment for both Jim Schwartz and Neck Beard, who celebrated in style.

Total View: Detroit Lions 19, Green Bay Packers 7

Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The final and most in-depth look at the Detroit Lions 19-7 win over the Green Bay Packers. These are the plays that made it happen and what we can expect going forward.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 3 (Lions Edition)

Mike Neal

Ten rapid-fire thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 19-7 loss to the Detroit Lions from Andrew Chitko. It’s Stream of Consciousness Monday. And it’s actually on Monday this time.

Five More: Lions 19, Packers 7

Aaron Rodgers

What’s wrong with the Green Bay Packers? We’ve got a pretty good idea after their 19-7 loss to the Detroit Lions. Here are five more thoughts on the game.

Stephen Tulloch is One Dumb Bastard

Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch learned the hard way on Sunday. Don’t use another guy’s signature move, you dumb bastard.

Packers Offense a No Show in Loss to Lions

Eddie Lacy about to get killed

The Green Bay Packers dropped to 1-2 after a 19-7 loss at the hands of the Detroit Lions. It was an ugly game to watch, but the ugliest was Aaron Rodgers.

Predictions: Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions

Calvin Johnson: slam dunk

Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions. This matchup looks pretty much the same as it did last year and the year before. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Ruh-Roh, Detroit

Danny Gorrer

The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.

Josh Sitton Still Thinks the Lions are Scumbags

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton still thinks the Detroit Lions are a bunch of scumbags and of course he’s right.

Scott Mitchell is a Fat Fuck

Scott Mitchell

Detroit Lions legend Scott Mitchell has hilariously ballooned to 366 pounds. He’s got the shirt and double chin to prove it! Great for a laugh.

Ndamukong Suh Gets Into it with Packers Fan

Ndamukong Suh on American Muscle

The Detroit Lions Ndamukong Suh made an appearance on American Muscle, where he gets into it with the resident Green Bay Packers fan. Quality entertainment.

These New Detroit Lions Are Cute

Detroit Lions tight end Eric Ebron

These new Detroit Lions have some interesting notions. First-round pick Eric Ebron actually thinks the Lions might win the Super Bowl some day. Isn’t that cute?

Why the Detroit Lions Suck

Detroit Lions suck

The Detroit Lions suck. You know it, I know it, they know it and the entire state of Michigan knows it. The 2014 Detroit Lions will suck too. They’re the Lions.

Check Out This Idiot Detroit Lions Fan

Detroit Lions Super Bowl tattoo

Hope springs eternal for at least one Detroit Lions fan. He’s David Morian and he just got a tattoo proclaiming the Lions 2015 Super Bowl champs. Well done.

Kelly Hall is Back (In a Bikini)

Kelly Hall

Hey, Kelly Hall is back on the scene and she’s in a bikini. You will remember her as Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford’s woman. Have a look.

Let’s Grade These NFL Draft Classes!

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!

Detroit Lions Bring Back Someone from Their Glory Year

Detroit Lions great Dan Orlovsky

The Detroit Lions are so laughable that they’re not even fun to hate. Today, they remind us of their great 2008 team by signing quarterback Dan Orlovsky.

Kelly Hall and Butterball are Engaged

Kelly Hall

Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford, AKA Butterball, has gotten engaged to longtime girlfriend Kelly Hall. Way to make an honest woman out of that broad!

Free Agency News for Green Bay Packers Fans, Day 3

Captain Munnerlyn

The Green Bay Packers kicked asses and took names on day three of free agency! And why would you expect anything else? Here’s the daily free agency roundup for the NFC North.