Posts tagged Christian Ponder
Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!
May 10th
Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?
Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought
Apr 15th
Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.
Vikings are Really Hyping that Awesome Matt Cassel Signing
Mar 15th
The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.
Christian Ponder will be Getting Benched for Matt Cassel
Mar 14th
The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.
Free Agent News Packers Fans Care About: Day Two
Mar 14th
We’ve got the recap of day two of free agency as it pertains to the Green Bay Packers and their players, including the Detroit Lions big haul and receiver musical chairs.
Well, Maybe Greg Jennings Won’t Sign with Vikings After All
Mar 11th
Greg Jennings says one of his priorities for a new team is good quarterback play, which pretty much eliminates the Minnesota Vikings. Praise the lord!
Minnesota Vikings Have a New (Old) Logo
Feb 14th
The Minnesota Vikings continue their streak of awesomeness with a brand spankin’ new Norseman logo. That, and Christian Ponder has a message for you. Skol Vikings! (said the mouth breather).
Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone
Jan 7th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.
Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would
Jan 6th
The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!
Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For, Playoff Edition
Jan 4th
Much is on the line when the Green Bay Packers face the Minnesota Vikings on Saturday. If you’re hoping the Packers don’t repeat last year’s playoff performance, here’s your need to know.
At Least Christian Ponder Got it Right Off the Field
Dec 4th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder is in the process of flushing his team’s season down the toilet. Off the field, he now has Samantha Steele to look forward to.
Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet
Oct 20th
The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.
Donovan McNabb: Awful
Sep 12th
The Donovan McNabb era, which will probably be short lived, started with a thud in Minnesota. McNabb was awful against the San Diego Chargers.
Clusterfuck Update 7/26: Free Agent Deals And McNabb To Vikings
Jul 26th
Teams can’t officially sign free agents until Friday, but that didn’t stop several players from agreeing to contracts. That, plus the Minnesota Vikings pursuit of Donovan McNabb and Nnamdi Asomugha’s first suitor.
Brandt Opens Door On Favre Return
Jul 5th
Not that anyone needs to help out in this department because it always has a life of its own, but NFL.com’s Gil Brandt has opened the door on the possible return of one Brett Favre… again. Brandt says Favre might be getting the itch again, but this year things are a little different.
Adrian Peterson Not Fired Up About Vikings’ Quarterbacks
Jun 25th
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was asked several questions about the team’s quarterback situation and struggled to say anything positive about rookie Christian Ponder or default incumbent Joe Webb. Peterson suggests he can’t see Ponder starting when the season opens.
Vikings Offense Now Perfectly Tailored For Idiots Running It
May 26th
We all know that collection of sheep fuckers, pedophiles, stalkers and Taser bait known as the Minnesota Vikings aren’t the smartest bunch. Oh, that’s right, they canned the pedophile. Nonetheless, the Vikings offense last season under coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell was often too complex for the morons running it.
Most Affected By Lockout: Minnesota Vikings
May 20th
There isn’t much good news to come out of this blight of an offseason, also known as the 2011 NFL lockout, but if there’s a silver lining, it’s this: the Minnesota Vikings are likely to be most affected by it. And when we say affected, we mean negatively. The labor dispute will likely drag into late June, if not July.
Vikings Want Ponder To Start Day One
May 2nd
It case you couldn’t hear the groans coming from the west, the Minnesota Vikings selected Florida State quarterback Christian Ponder with the No. 12 overall pick in the 2011 NFL Draft. Some might say the pick was a reach, and I’d be one of those people, but the Vikings were desperate for a young quarterback and quarterbacks were quickly disappearing at that point in the draft. Gone were Cam Newton (No. 1), Jake Locker (No. 8) and Blaine Gabbert (No. 10).