Posts tagged Chris Cook

The Minnesota Vikings are Licking Their Chops

Minnesota Vikings cornerback Chris Cook getting run over

No Aaron Rodgers for the Green Bay Packers? Well, that has the Minnesota Vikings licking their chops. You know, because they’re so damn good this season.

Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail

Chris Cook

Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.

Chris Cook Adds To Storied Minnesota Vikings Tradition

Chris Cook

The Minnesota Vikings are a bunch of stupid, classless thugs and cornerback Chris Cook, a second-round pick in 2010, is no different. Cook was arrested in¬†Lynchburg, Virginia on Saturday for pulling a gun during a fight. Brilliant! Cook is the second Minnesota Vikings player to get arrested since the season ended, joining defensive end Everson […]

Here’s What’s Wrong With The Vikings

Well, let’s be honest. There are a lot of things wrong with the Minnesota Vikings, which has us in Green Bay pretty much ecstatic. We really don’t have the time or the will to list everything here. The Vikings suck and they can rot in fucking hell. During Sunday’s 31-3 dismantling at the hands of […]

Several Teams Interested In Harris

Several teams are interested in former Green Bay Packers cornerback Al Harris, including one NFC North team, according to the National Football Post’s Joe Fortenbaugh. At least six teams have inquired about Harris, whom the Packers released on Monday, according to the report. The NFC North team is likely the Minnesota Vikings or Detroit Lions. […]