Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Packers Have Awesome Uniforms, According to Some ESPN Guy

Clay Matthews and Cullen Jenkins

ESPN lists rule. They can rank anything and are always spot on! Today, they’ve ranked uniforms and the Green Bay Packers score well. Here’s the breakdown of this important list.

Evict the Bastards!

A Green Bay Packers fan wants to evict tenants who are Chicago Bears fans. You can chime in on the debate here. We’re sure it will be awesome.

Oh No! Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up!

Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy

It was a match made in…. Chicago. It is no more. Chicago Bears meathead Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy are no more. Here are some photos to help you get over it.

Bears Are Going to the Super Bowl!

Brandon Marshall: douche

The Chicago Bears are going to the Super Bowl, according to receiver Brandon Marshall. Here’s one more reason for you to hate those idiots.

Jay Cutler In His Natural Habitat [Photo]

Jay Cutler litter box

Let’s take a quick break to laugh at Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who remains a source of amusement for us now and til the end of time.

Packers 17th Most Valuable Sports Team

The Green Bay Packers were ranked 17th on Forbes list of most valuable sports teams. Here’s a look at the list and the numbers.

Jay Cutler Is Now Better Than Aaron Rodgers

Earl Bennett

The ultimate authority has decided Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is better than Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. Here’s who said it, what he had to say and what he actually meant.

Bears Finally Pay Matt Forte

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears finally did the right thing and paid running back Matt Forte. The Packers will be seeing him for the next four years. Here are the details.

Jay Cutler Singing: As Bad As You’d Expect [Video]

Jay Cutler singing

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler can’t sing, you say? Don’t tell the Chicago Cubs that. Although they probably know after yesterday.

Chicago Bears: This Year’s Paper Champions

Lance Briggs

Let’s all run out and crown the Chicago Bears! Bears linebacker Lance Briggs already has. Here’s what he had to say and what we think about it.

Bears Get Dissed In Math Problem, Charles Tillman Not Amused

The Chicago Bears are now getting dissed in math problems. Check this one out, which correctly states the Green Bay Packers are the much better team. Bears cornerback Charles Tillman was not amused.

Conan’s Masturbating (Chicago) Bear Returns [Video]

Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.

Brandon Marshall: This Kind Of Douche

Hey, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall is a hipster. Who knew? Certainly not us. We present the evidence and, of course, the analysis.

Vote: Best Jay Cutler Photo Caption

Jay Cutler

Vote on the best caption for this photo of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler walking his dog. The winner gets some Packers swag.

Caption This Jay Cutler Photo Please

Jay Cutler

We’ve got a winner of a Jay Cutler photo and we want you to caption it. We’ll choose the best captions, let you vote and then sling some swag at the winner. Have at it!

No, Aaron Rodgers Will Not Host SNL… Yet

Aaron Rodgers Fu Manchu

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is an important man. He has no time to host your piddly little Saturday night comedy show, NBC! At least not right now…

Here’s Jay Cutler’s Crappy Apartment [Photos]

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is renting a new pad in the Windy City. That’s right, he’s renting. We’re here to break down the situation and give you a peek into the life of Cutallari.

Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]

jenny-mccarthy-11

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.

Here’s Jay Cutler In A Dress

We’ll know when the Green Bay Packers are playing the Chicago Bears in 2012 later today, so here’s Jay Cutler in a dress.

Uh Oh! The Bears Are Contenders

Lance Briggs

The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.