Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Conan’s Masturbating (Chicago) Bear Returns [Video]

Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.

Brandon Marshall: This Kind Of Douche

Hey, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall is a hipster. Who knew? Certainly not us. We present the evidence and, of course, the analysis.

Vote: Best Jay Cutler Photo Caption

Jay Cutler

Vote on the best caption for this photo of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler walking his dog. The winner gets some Packers swag.

Caption This Jay Cutler Photo Please

Jay Cutler

We’ve got a winner of a Jay Cutler photo and we want you to caption it. We’ll choose the best captions, let you vote and then sling some swag at the winner. Have at it!

No, Aaron Rodgers Will Not Host SNL… Yet

Aaron Rodgers Fu Manchu

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is an important man. He has no time to host your piddly little Saturday night comedy show, NBC! At least not right now…

Here’s Jay Cutler’s Crappy Apartment [Photos]

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is renting a new pad in the Windy City. That’s right, he’s renting. We’re here to break down the situation and give you a peek into the life of Cutallari.

Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]

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Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.

Here’s Jay Cutler In A Dress

We’ll know when the Green Bay Packers are playing the Chicago Bears in 2012 later today, so here’s Jay Cutler in a dress.

Uh Oh! The Bears Are Contenders

Lance Briggs

The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.

You’re Boring Us, NFL

Ryan Grant

Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.

The Bears Are Back To Doing Stupid Shit

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears and general manager Phil Emery are conjuring up images of the disaster that was the Jerry Angelo era. Both the Matt Forte situation and Brandon Marshall trade prove the Bears are back to their idiotic ways, which we fully endorse.

Here’s Jay Cutler’s Fat Bitch!

Kristin Cavallari

Sometimes you don’t show off your broad. Unless you’re Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who shows off his broad all the time! Here’s Kristin Cavallari, fat!

Clusterfuck Update 3/17: Options At Center Diminish, 49ers In On Peyton

Chris Myers

Free agency has slowed down, but there have still been plenty of developments. The Green Bay Packers even factor into some of them. Here’s a breakdown of the important moves over the past two days.

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Clusterfuck Update 3/13: Bears Get A Backup, Matt Flynn Update

Scott Wells

The first day of free agency was typical — a bunch of idiots threw money at players who will never live up to their contracts. Surprisingly, there were also some smart moves made. Here’s a look at the NFL’s annual clusterfuck, day one.

Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.

Bears Might Actually Try To Get Better This Offseason

Vincent Jackson

After years of employing a buffoon as a general manager, the new Chicago Bears front office might actually attempt to make the team better this offseason. That plan reportedly starts with receiver Vincent Jackson.

Female NFL Fans [Photos]

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We critique Sports Illustrated’s gallery for female NFL fans. It turns out their definition of hot and ours vary quite a bit. Here’s a look, with a special focus on the NFC North.

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.