Posts tagged Chicago Bears
Williams Expects To Return Sunday
Sep 19th
Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams expects to return to the lineup Sunday against the Chicago Bears, which will be key to a Packers victory.
League Experts: Packers Are No. 1
Sep 7th
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.
Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team
Sep 6th
The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.
Source: Cutler-Cavallari Rumors Bogus
Aug 17th
Despite reports, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was not with former fiance Kristin Cavallari last weekend according to one of our sources. So it doesn’t look like the dynamic duo will be reforming anytime soon.
Rumors Of Cutler-Cavallari Reunion Circulate
Aug 17th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is reportedly trying to woo Kristin Cavallari again. Cutler called off the engagement, proving he really is as dumb as he looks.
Packers $12 Million Under Salary Cap; Here’s How They’ll Use It
Aug 17th
The Green Bay Packers have more salary cap space than all but 11 other teams. Why didn’t they use it to sign any big-ticket free agents? They have three core players who are in line for contract extensions.
Chicago Bears: Brazen Or Stupid?
Aug 15th
The Chicago Bears thumbed their nose at the NFL and their new kickoff rules on Saturday by simply refusing to follow them.
Vote! Best Caption For Carimi Portable John Photo
Aug 13th
We asked our readers to caption a photo of Chicago Bears tackle Gabe Carimi exiting the portable john at Bears training camp. Now you can vote for the best caption. Have at it!
Packers Atop ESPN Power Rankings
Aug 9th
The Green Bay Packers sit atop ESPN’s preseason power rankings, which is very important because that team always goes on to win the Super Bowl. Check out where the rest of the losers in the NFC North came in.
NFC North: Lions’ Big Loss, Bears Still Idiots, Busted In Minnesota
Aug 8th
You’ve got to love the NFC North. Outside of Green Bay, it’s populated with a bunch of idiots. The Chicago Bears are run by idiots. Minnesota Vikings players can’t stop getting arrested. In Detroit, they may not be stupid, but we’ll bet the hype died down a little bit today.
Jay Cutler Will Not Be Choking On That Gravy After All
Aug 7th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former fiance Kristin Cavallari have decided to return all the presents from their wedding gift registry, which means they will not be choking on the gravy from the beautiful gravy boat we purchased for them.
Please Help Us Caption This Photo
Aug 3rd
Here, we’ve got Chicago Bears tackle Gabe Carimi in an odd situation. Sure, he’s a Wisconsin boy, but he swore off the Green Bay Packers when he was chosen by the Chicago Bears. It looks like they’ve turned him into a mouth breather.
NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense
Aug 2nd
The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.
Clusterfuck Update 7/28: Free Agent Deals, Eagles Get Stronger
Jul 28th
Ah, free agency, what an exhausting wench you are. Today, we’ve got three major trades completed, including the one that makes the Eagles the second-best team in the NFC and the Redskins making their usual stupid moves by overpaying some guy who won’t amount to shit.
Clusterfuck Update 7/27: Free Agent Deals And Kolb To Cardinals
Jul 27th
Although teams can’t begin signing free agents until Friday, this is the second day they could negotiate with them. Several clubs took advantage and reached agreements with players. The Green Bay Packers jumped into the fray by reaching an agreement with Mason Crosby. Here are today’s developments that could impact the Packers’ quest to repeat [...]
Clusterfuck Update 7/26: Free Agent Deals And McNabb To Vikings
Jul 26th
Teams can’t officially sign free agents until Friday, but that didn’t stop several players from agreeing to contracts. That, plus the Minnesota Vikings pursuit of Donovan McNabb and Nnamdi Asomugha’s first suitor.
The Dynamic Duo Is No More
Jul 25th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has broken off his engagement with former reality star Kristin Cavallari. We suspect the whole thing was just a ruse to make us buy him a gravy boat.
Packers 20th Most Valuable Sports Franchise
Jul 18th
The Green Bay Packers came in ranked about where you’d expect them to be on Forbes list of most valuable sports franchises. Take a look at who’s ahead of them and where they rank in the NFL.
Cutler’s Fiance Kristin Cavallari Bikini Gallery [Photos]
Jul 16th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler may not get it done on the football field, but his broad, Kristin Cavallari, gets it done off the field. Check out her bikini body in this gallery.
Cutler And Cavalli Getting Gravy Boat From Us For Their Wedding
Jul 16th
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and fiance Kristin Cavallari have posted their wedding registry almost a full year in advance of their nuptials. Total Packers has already made their day extra special by buying them a large gravy boat.