Posts tagged Chicago Bears
Kyle Orton May Be Chicago’s Answer
Nov 22nd
The Denver Broncos released quarterback Kyle Orton and he may be the answer to the question: who will replace the injured Jay Cutler in Chicago? Here’s why it makes sense and why it still might not happen.
Bears Anthony Adams Taunts Sick Kid
Nov 22nd
Chicago Bears defensive tackle Anthony Adams ran into a Green Bay Packers fan at a recent visit to a children’s hospital. What did he do? Take a look for yourself.
Cutler Out; Are Bears Done?
Nov 21st
The Chicago Bears will be without starting quarterback Jay Cutler for, potentially, the rest of the season with a broken thumb. Meanwhile, the Bears are fighting for a playoff spot. Does this mean their finished? We’re not so sure.
Around The League: Week 10 Review
Nov 16th
After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.
We’ve Found Douchiest Chicago Bears Fan Ever [Photos]
Nov 2nd
Glenn Timmerman has taken being a douchy Chicago Bears fan to a new level of douchiness. We’re not even kidding. This guy’s a real asshole. Take a look for yourself.
Terrell Owens In Chicago? Maybe…
Oct 27th
Michael Wilbon likes the idea of the Chicago Bears signing free agent receiver Terrell Owens. Here’s why it makes sense, why it doesn’t and how it could affect the NFC North.
The Bickering Has Started In Chicago
Oct 20th
Frustrations are starting to boil over in Chicago, where the Bears are solidly mediocre. Jay Cutler doesn’t like Mike Martz, the local media doesn’t like Cutler and Lance Briggs doesn’t like management. Implosion forthcoming?
Surprise! Bears GM Under Fire
Oct 14th
We’re not fans of the Chicago Bears, but we do know this — their general manager, Jerry Angelo, is one of the biggest buffoons in the league and we have no idea how he still has a job. Others are finally starting to wonder the same thing.
Walden Fined; Bullshit?
Sep 30th
Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden was fined for his hit on Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The penalty on the play was questionable, making the fine even more dubious.
TiVo Time: Chicago Bears
Sep 28th
After slogging through the tape, we’re back with the breakdown of the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears. Here are all the important moments, what happened and why.
Burnett: We Won For Nick
Sep 27th
The Green Bay Packers shouldn’t need any extra motivation, especially against a rival like the Chicago Bears, but safety Morgan Burnett certainly has some. It could make the Packers even more dangerous this season.
Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears: Grades
Sep 27th
Grading out the Green Bay Packers 28-17 win over the Chicago Bears in week three, including game balls and marks for each of the Packers’ three units. Here’s who played well and who didn’t.
Slocum: There’s Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along
Sep 26th
Green Bay Packers special teams coach Shawn Slocum is a master at making excuses. He has to be — his units consistently suck. So what did he have to say about Johnny Knox’s negated punt return touchdown yesterday? Take a look.
Packers vs. Bears: First Impressions
Sep 26th
First impressions of the Green Bay Packers 27-17 win over the Chicago Bears. Here’s why the Packers are 3-0, who looked good and what needs improvement.
Predictions: Packers vs. Bears
Sep 24th
Total Packers’ writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Chicago Bears. Here’s how it will happen and why.
Packers vs. Bears Preview
Sep 24th
Here’s our preview of the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears week three game at Soldier Field, including game plan, key matchups and injury report.
The Greatest Green Bay Packers Player Of All Time Is…
Sep 23rd
After thousands of hours of research, Total Packers has selected the greatest Green Bay Packers player of all time. We used a very scientific formula, which was constructed over several years. Here is the result.
Jay Cutler’s Sore Vagina Doesn’t Know If Jay Cutler Can Make It
Sep 23rd
We know you’ll be astounded, but Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler already has a sore vagina. It isn’t expected to keep him out of Sunday’s contest with the Green Bay Packers, but it might make him sit out for the second half.
Williams Expects To Return Sunday
Sep 19th
Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams expects to return to the lineup Sunday against the Chicago Bears, which will be key to a Packers victory.
League Experts: Packers Are No. 1
Sep 7th
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.