Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Chicago Bears Fans in Florida Just as Scummy as Those in Chicago

Chicago Bears fans

There’s a Chicago Bears bar in Sarasota called the Siesta Key Oyster Bar that has somehow managed to lower the bar for Chicago Bears fans everywhere.

The Green Bay Packers are Worth Over $1 Billion

Aaron Rodgers runs for a touchdown against Detroit.

The Green Bay Packers are worth over $1 billion, which puts them at No. 12 on Forbes list of most valuable NFL franchises. So when can we cash out?

Want to See Jay Cutler’s Mansion?

Jay Cutler's mansion

If you’ve ever wondered how Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler lives, wonder no more. He rents a gigantic mansion in the ‘burbs for $10,000 a month. Pics.

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Want the Chicago Bears to Win

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.

1980s Jay Cutler is Back!

1980s Jay Cutler

1980s Jay Cutler is back and badder… well, maybe not badder than ever. Sportier than ever. More neon than ever. More Cutlery than ever. Cutty!

Jay Cutler is Watching Laguna Beach and Dishing to Chicks

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari on Access Hollywood

What’s Jay Cutler up to these days? Well, he’s making appearances on daytime talk shows, watching Laguna Beach marathons and not wearing socks. Cutty!

Mike Ditka Really Likes Aaron Rodgers

Jim Harbaugh and Mike Ditka

Hey, Mike Ditka, who is the one quarterback you’d like to have played with or coached? Ditka says that guy is Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

Jay Cutler is Throwing an ’80s Dance Party!

80s Jay Cutler

Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

Green Bay Packers Wedding Dress Because, Of Course

Packers wedding dress

Is there a Green Bay Packers wedding dress? Of course these is? Why wouldn’t there be? The Packers will slap their logo on anything they can make a buck off.

Packers QBs Love Them Some Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher versus Aaron Rodgers

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher retires and that means the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks needs to slobber all over him. Here’s what they said about Brolacher.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.

Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.

Bears Fans No Longer Like Nate Palmer

Nate Palmer

Green Bay Packers sixth-round pick Nate Palmer grew up a Chicago Bears fan. No more! However, that hasn’t stopped people from leaving nasty notes for him.

Here’s Jay Cutler Setting His Usual Fine Example

Jay Cutler and son

Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.

Let’s Grade Packers, Vikings, Bears and Lions Drafts

Kyle Long

Everyone else is grading the draft, so why shouldn’t we? Never mind that these guys haven’t played a game yet, we’ll grade them anyway! Packers, Vikings, Lions and Bears.

Here’s 1980s Jay Cutler

'80s Jay Cutler

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had his 30th birthday party this weekend and it was ’80s themed. So here’s 1980s Jay Cutler, complete with smoke.

Yup, Jay Cutler Mailed in His Proposal

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has confirmed that he mailed in his proposal to Kristin Cavallari. But that’s okay because it was the second proposal… right?