Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Jay Cutler is Throwing an ’80s Dance Party!

80s Jay Cutler

Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

Green Bay Packers Wedding Dress Because, Of Course

Packers wedding dress

Is there a Green Bay Packers wedding dress? Of course these is? Why wouldn’t there be? The Packers will slap their logo on anything they can make a buck off.

Packers QBs Love Them Some Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher versus Aaron Rodgers

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher retires and that means the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks needs to slobber all over him. Here’s what they said about Brolacher.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.

Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.

Bears Fans No Longer Like Nate Palmer

Nate Palmer

Green Bay Packers sixth-round pick Nate Palmer grew up a Chicago Bears fan. No more! However, that hasn’t stopped people from leaving nasty notes for him.

Here’s Jay Cutler Setting His Usual Fine Example

Jay Cutler and son

Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.

Let’s Grade Packers, Vikings, Bears and Lions Drafts

Kyle Long

Everyone else is grading the draft, so why shouldn’t we? Never mind that these guys haven’t played a game yet, we’ll grade them anyway! Packers, Vikings, Lions and Bears.

Here’s 1980s Jay Cutler

'80s Jay Cutler

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had his 30th birthday party this weekend and it was ’80s themed. So here’s 1980s Jay Cutler, complete with smoke.

Yup, Jay Cutler Mailed in His Proposal

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler has confirmed that he mailed in his proposal to Kristin Cavallari. But that’s okay because it was the second proposal… right?

Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

Free Agent News Packers Fans Care About: Day Two

Reggie Bush

We’ve got the recap of day two of free agency as it pertains to the Green Bay Packers and their players, including the Detroit Lions big haul and receiver musical chairs.

Free Agent News Packers Fans Care About: Day One

Mike Wallace

A bunch of guys got overpaid on the first day of free agency, but we could give two shits about most of them. Here’s the free agency wrap up as it pertains to the Green Bay Packers.

What Should We Get Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari As a Wedding Gift?

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are getting married this July! Joy! Here’s their wedding registry and we’re asking you to help us pick the proper gift.

The Bears Are After a Tight End

Jared Cook

The Chicago Bears are looking to improve their receiving corp and are expected to pursue Tennessee Titans tight end Jared Cook to do so. It makes you wonder about the Green Bay Packers tight end situation.

Here’s a Bears Baby Biting a Packers Baby

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We were unaware of this, but apparently Chicago Bears fans like to bite Green Bay Packers fans. Here are a couple babies doing it, so that must be accurate.

You Better Like Chicks if you Plan on Playing in the NFL

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

Some clowns were running around the NFL scouting combine this week asking players if they like chicks. Are they afraid of gays or were they just trolling?