The Chicago Bears relinquished their lead in the NFC North on Sunday. They also lost quarterback Jay Cutler to a torn vagina. The season is over in Chicago.
Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?
There’s a Chicago Bears bar in Sarasota called the Siesta Key Oyster Bar that has somehow managed to lower the bar for Chicago Bears fans everywhere.
The Green Bay Packers are worth over $1 billion, which puts them at No. 12 on Forbes list of most valuable NFL franchises. So when can we cash out?
If you’ve ever wondered how Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler lives, wonder no more. He rents a gigantic mansion in the ‘burbs for $10,000 a month. Pics.
Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.
1980s Jay Cutler is back and badder… well, maybe not badder than ever. Sportier than ever. More neon than ever. More Cutlery than ever. Cutty!
What’s Jay Cutler up to these days? Well, he’s making appearances on daytime talk shows, watching Laguna Beach marathons and not wearing socks. Cutty!
Hey, Mike Ditka, who is the one quarterback you’d like to have played with or coached? Ditka says that guy is Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
Who wants to throw on some ’80s gear and go rock out with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and Billy Ocean? Our dreams are really coming true!
Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.
The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.
Is there a Green Bay Packers wedding dress? Of course these is? Why wouldn’t there be? The Packers will slap their logo on anything they can make a buck off.
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher retires and that means the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks needs to slobber all over him. Here’s what they said about Brolacher.
What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.
Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.
Green Bay Packers sixth-round pick Nate Palmer grew up a Chicago Bears fan. No more! However, that hasn’t stopped people from leaving nasty notes for him.
Jay Cutler doesn’t care what you think! Just look at him feeding his kid while drinking a beer! Here’s the latest edition of Cutty! being Cutty! Plus, some bonus examples thrown in just for fun.
Everyone else is grading the draft, so why shouldn’t we? Never mind that these guys haven’t played a game yet, we’ll grade them anyway! Packers, Vikings, Lions and Bears.
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had his 30th birthday party this weekend and it was ’80s themed. So here’s 1980s Jay Cutler, complete with smoke.