Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

Matt Forte

Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Let’s Grade These NFL Draft Classes!

Teddy Bridgewater at the NFL Draft: total ecstasy

It’s time to grade the 2014 NFL Draft classes because why not? The event is over. That’s reason enough to grade something. Plus, our grades are spot on!

Here We Learn What Jay Cutler is Like in the Sack

80s Jay Cutler

Today we check in on the continuing zany adventures of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. Cutty! So, Horse Face, what is Cutty! like in the sack? Do tell.

Minnesota Vikings Fans: Jared Allen is a Trader

Jared Allen: trader

Minnesota Vikings fans have managed to outdo themselves once again. They’re furious that Jared Allen signed with the Bears. To them, he’s a “trader.”

Jared Allen: Obviously Not Concerned About Winning

Jared Allen fucks sheep

Free agent defensive end Jared Allen signed with the Chicago Bears today. That’s a clear sign that he doesn’t give two craps about winning. Go Bears!

Here’s a Chicago Bears Fan Burning his Julius Peppers Jersey

Chicago Bears fan burns Julius Peppers jersey

They’re real angry that Julius Peppers left the Chicago Bears and signed with the Green Bay Packers. At least this idiot is. Watch him burn his jersey.

Anybody Want Devin Hester in Green Bay?

Devin Hester

There’s a rumor that the Green Bay Packers are interested in Devin Hester if his asking price drops. Does that make sense? Well, all kinds of it. Here’s why.

So Julius Peppers Doesn’t Play Hard All the Time

Julius Peppers

Everyone in Chicago has been quick to point out that new Green Bay Packer Julius Peppers doesn’t play hard all the time. Well, that shouldn’t really matter this year and here’s why.

Julius Peppers Drank in Lambeau Field

Julius Peppers signs with the Packers

Julius Peppers signed his contract with the Green Bay Packers this morning and then walked around Lambeau Field, where winners play. That, the best tweet and Chicago Bears fans.

Oh My God, Julius Peppers Signed with the Packers!

Julius Peppers

The Green Bay Packers have gone and done the unthinkable. They’ve signed a free agent from another team. He is former Chicago Bears DE Julius Peppers.

Free Agency News for Green Bay Packers Fans, Day 3

Captain Munnerlyn

The Green Bay Packers kicked asses and took names on day three of free agency! And why would you expect anything else? Here’s the daily free agency roundup for the NFC North.

Free Agency News for Green Bay Packers Fans, Day 2

James Jones

It’s day two of free agency and here’s everything the Green Bay Packers fan needs to know. The Bears and Lions make a splash and James Jones could be on the move.

Packers Have Re-Signed Mike Neal

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Green Bay Packers continue to make huge waves in free agency. They re-signed outside linebacker Mike Neal on Wednesday. We like the move. Here’s why.

So Long M.D. Jennings, You Will (Not) Be Missed

M.D. Jennings' interception

The Chicago Bears have put the Green Bay Packers on notice by pilfering safety M.D. Jennings in free agency. The Bears are clearly Super Bowl or bust!

Guy Who Traded for Jay Cutler Says Jay Cutler is No Good

JJ Watt brings down Jay Cutler

Former Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo, the guy who traded for Jay Cutler, says Jay Cutler isn’t much of a quarterback. And then we laugh. Cutty!

Green Bay Packers (and NFC North) Corporate Logos

Green Bay Packers GM logo

Designer Ryan K. Fishman has mashed up NFL logos with corporate logos. Check out your Green Bay Packers General Motors. That, and the NFC North.

Packers Backup QB Plan: Josh McCown?

Josh McCown

The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?

You’ll Have Jay Cutler to Kick Around for Seven More Years

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Great news for the Green Bay Packers! The Chicago Bears have signed quarterback Jay Cutler to a new seven-year contract. The Packers should own them for a while.

Total View: Week 17 – Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears

Sad Brandon Marshall

The Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears to win the NFC North. Here’s our review of the game film and breakdown of all the key plays.