Posts tagged Chicago Bears

The Chicago Bears are Wife Beaters

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The Chicago Bears are a bunch of wife beaters. Seriously. Former general manager Jerry Angelo admitted that he concealed hundreds of cases of domestic abuse.

Here’s Where a Chicago Bears Player Tells the Fans Off

Lamarr Houston tells Bears fans off

Lamarr Houston is not happy with Chicago Bears fans because they’re jumping off the bandwagon a little earlier than normal. He let them know it too.

Total View: Green Bay Packers 38, Chicago Bears 17

Jordy Nelson

It’s the final play-by-play look at the Green Bay Packers 38-17 thrashing of the Chicago Bears. Who made the plays and who didn’t in the Packers’ win.

Bears Baby, Packers Baby

It’s funny when a baby wearing a Chicago Bears jersey is crying, especially to the baby wearing the Green Bay Packers jersey.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 4 (Bears Edition)

Randall Cobb

Green Bay Packers 38, Chicago Bears 17. Andrew Chitko’s 10 quick hits from the game, including loads of praise for Matt Forte, Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb.

Five More: Packers 38, Bears 17

Sam Shields

Five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 38-17 win over the Chicago Bears, including awful officiating and the no shows by the defensive “playmakers.”

Packers Trounce Bears, All is Well

Jordy Nelson

Everything is well in Green Bay. The Green Bay Packers trounced the Chicago Bears 38-17, just like old times. Great passing game, no defense at all.

Predictions: Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears

Smokin' Jay Cutler

Can the Green Bay Packers stay out of a 1-3 hole? Can the Chicago Bears assert themselves as the class of the NFC North? Here’s how we’re picking Sunday’s game.

Because it’s Chicago Bears Week: These Highlights

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You want Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears highlights? Well, we’ve got some of the best ones from the greatest rivalry in the NFL right here.

Meanwhile, Chicago Bears are Fighting Amongst Themselves

Martellus Bennett and Kyle Fuller

On Monday, Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett slammed teammate Kyle Fuller to the ground. On Tuesday, he got suspended by the team. Implosion!

Jay Cutler is a Pig

Jay Cutler the pig

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — Cutty! — has ceased to be a cat and has now transformed himself into a pig. We found him at the Ozaukee County Fair.

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Jay Cutler’s Sweet-Ass Ride

Jay Cutler: sweet-ass ride

Everyone’s favorite quarterback, Cutty! rolled up to practice in a totally badass conversion van yesterday. Check out Jay Cutler’s sweet-ass ride!

Chicago Bears Already Planning Championship Parade

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

The Chicago Bears are going to win the Super Bowl this season, so it makes complete sense that they’d already have their championship parade planned out.

Greatest Play in Green Bay Packers History?

Charles Martin

ESPN is running a poll on the greatest play in Green Bay Packers history. Of course, they’ve got it all wrong. We all know what the greatest play in Packers history is.

Why the Chicago Bears Suck

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The Chicago Bears suck. How do they suck? Let us count the ways why this 2014 version of the Bears will suck just like every other version since 1985.

Chicago Bears Fans are Criminals

Chicago Bears fan

We’ve always believed it to be true. Now it’s been proven as fact. Chicago Bears fans are criminals. So says a scientific study from UC Berkeley.

The Bears Were After Mike Neal

Mike Neal sacks Jake Locker

The Chicago Bears were after Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Mike Neal in free agency. Much like on the field, they ultimately failed. Here’s the story.

Matt Forte is Tired of Losing to the Green Bay Packers, Dammit!

Matt Forte

Chicago Bears running back Matt Forte had plenty to say as the team opened OTAs today. Most notably, that he’s sick of losing to the Green Bay Packers.

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.