Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Hello From Charlie Lane

Charlie Lane

You know how we feel about porn stars, and broads in general, here at Total Packers. We like them! So, when we can combine the Green Bay Packers and broads, well… I’ve got a humongous erection right now. Charlie Lane is a porn star. She’s also from Wisconsin. She also likes the Green Bay Packers. […]

Talking Packers On Sports Talk

Yesterday, I joined Steve Adler of Fantasy Daddy on his podcast, Sports Talk. Not surprisingly, we talked about the Green Bay Packers and the NFC Championship game. Knowledge was dispensed, I can assure you. You can listen below.

Poor Chicago

No one likes the Bears

Like Rodney Dangerfield, the Chicago Bears get no respect. Just take a look at the results of this SportsNation poll. In case you can’t quite see it, every state in the nation other than Illinois is picking the Green Bay Packers to beat the Bears, this weekend. Although Indiana is red, meaning the highest percentage […]

An Uprising Of Support From Broncos Country

Jay Cutler

Face it. No one likes the Chicago Bears except for FIBs and maybe two people in Iowa. The point was once again reinforced when Steffen, the other mastermind behind this venerable institution known as Total Packers, asked one of our friends, and one of biggest Denver Broncos fans on the planet, to ask his brethren […]

Hello, From Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Ref From First Packers-Bears Game Gets NFC Championship

Terry McAulay, the referee from the first matchup between the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers, has been assigned to the NFC Championship game. Why is that significant? The Packers committed a team-record 18 penalties in their first game with the Bears this season, essentially handing Chicago a win. Those 18 penalties added up to […]

The Bears Still Suck, Now Even Better!

Is The Bears Still Suck the greatest song ever recorded? I don’t know, but it’s close. As if you needed a reason to find additional enjoyment in this classic number, here it is. Two young lads perform their version. It warms my heart. (Via Guyism)

Green Bay Press Gazette Fail!

Green Bay Press Gazette Fail!

In order to hype the Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears NFC Championship game, the Green Bay Press Gazette ran with this on A1, on Monday. And I can’t get a press pass… At least I can spell Chicago. Chicago, motherfuckers!

Hest Is The Best!

This will make your taint hurt, but it will also make you laugh. Why? Because it’s stupidest piece of crap you’ll see all week. That’s right. We’ve got more fan-composed music videos for you, but this one comes from Chicago, where they love Bears kick returner Devin Hester. Hence the title of this flaming pile, […]

The ‘Genius’ Of Brett Favre

Brett Favre, Aaron Rodgers

In case you didn’t know it already, Brett Favre is a walking contradiction. Hours after filing his retirement papers with the NFL, Old Man Favre is already trying to make amends with the Green Bay Packers, telling ESPN’s Ed Werder in an e-mail he thinks Aaron Rodgers is the league’s best quarterback and the Packers’ […]

Packers Are Now Super Bowl Favorites

Aaron Rodgers and Brandon Jackson

The Green Bay Packers had a pretty good weekend. After throttling the NFC’s No. 1 seed, the Atlanta Falcons, 48-21 with a nearly flawless effort and watching the rest of the playoff field have to work for their victories, the Packers were installed as the favorite to win the Super Bowl. What does that mean? […]

This Is Every Chicago Bears Fan I Know

Chicago Bears fans are the bane of my existence, this week. They’ve already started talking shit. They might as well have their fun now because they’re not going to have any after Sunday. I’m just going to bide my time until then. On Sunday I’ll unleash the fucking fury and make them sorry they were […]

Let The Hype Machine Spin Out Of Control!

Jay Cutler

By the time the Green Bay Packers play the Chicago Bears on Sunday for the NFC Championship, you’re going to be sick of hearing about the Green Bay Packers playing the Chicago Bears for the NFC Championship. The Packers and Bears have only met once in the playoffs — in 1941, a Bears’ win. Of […]

Starks Should Have Been A Bear

James Starks

Green Bay Packers rookie running back James Starks is getting a bit of attention after running for 123 yards against the Philadelphia Eagles in the wild card round. As Greg Gabriel, former director of college scouting for the Chicago Bears, tells it, Starks almost didn’t make it to the Packers on draft day. As we […]

Who Is The Defensive Player Of The Year?

Clay Matthews

There was a point in the season when everyone thought the answer to the question was a foregone conclusion. Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews. Then, a series of injuries and near constant double and triple teams started to slow Matthews. That isn’t to say his presence wasn’t felt. Matthews opens things up for his […]

The Most Interesting Man In Chicago

Jay Cutler -- Most Interesting Man in Chicago

Ah, gotta be Chicago Bears quarterback and legendary mouth breather Jay Cutler, who helped usher the Green Bay Packers into the playoffs with much fanfare this past weekend by tossing two interceptions. Oh, I should have noted where he threw those two interceptions. Thanks to Mike for passing this on.

TiVo Time: Chicago Bears

Aaron Rodgers

It’s like t-shirt time, only better, because no one from Jersey is involved. Shawn Neuser takes a look at the Green Bay Packers 10-3 victory over the Chicago Bears. Aaron Rodgers can finally thank the Green Bay Packers defense for showing up for a big game. Here’s an in-depth look at the game and why […]

Playoffs, Baby!

Aaron Rodgers

At no point did they make it look pretty, but the Green Bay Packers are in the playoffs after a 10-3 victory over the Chicago Bears. The Bears were true to their word and played their starters until the final minutes, which is when the Packers finally sealed the win after a Nick Collins’ interception. […]

Predictions: Packers vs. Bears

Devin Hester

Steffen: Apparently, the Chicago Bears will be “playing to win” this week. This was announced at different times by coach Lovie Smith and several of his players, this week. Each time they declared their intentions, it was with an air of “Well, now what do you think about that?” As if this decision suddenly empowered […]

Bigby Is Gone Again

Atari Bigby

Green Bay Packers safety Atari Bigby is nothing if not injury-prone. Bigby strained a groin in Sunday’s victory over the New York Giants and has already been ruled out for Sunday’s contest with the Chicago Bears. Obviously Bigby can’t be counted on, so why should anyone care about a guy who’s only been able to […]