Posts tagged Chicago Bears

We’ve Found Douchiest Chicago Bears Fan Ever [Photos]

Glenn Timmerman has taken being a douchy Chicago Bears fan to a new level of douchiness. We’re not even kidding. This guy’s a real asshole. Take a look for yourself.

Terrell Owens In Chicago? Maybe…

terrell owens

Michael Wilbon likes the idea of the Chicago Bears signing free agent receiver Terrell Owens. Here’s why it makes sense, why it doesn’t and how it could affect the NFC North.

The Bickering Has Started In Chicago

Jay Cutler

Frustrations are starting to boil over in Chicago, where the Bears are solidly mediocre. Jay Cutler doesn’t like Mike Martz, the local media doesn’t like Cutler and Lance Briggs doesn’t like management. Implosion forthcoming?

Surprise! Bears GM Under Fire

Jerry Angelo

We’re not fans of the Chicago Bears, but we do know this — their general manager, Jerry Angelo, is one of the biggest buffoons in the league and we have no idea how he still has a job. Others are finally starting to wonder the same thing.

Walden Fined; Bullshit?

Erik Walden

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden was fined for his hit on Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. The penalty on the play was questionable, making the fine even more dubious.

TiVo Time: Chicago Bears

Jermichael Finley

After slogging through the tape, we’re back with the breakdown of the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears. Here are all the important moments, what happened and why.

Burnett: We Won For Nick

Nick Collins

The Green Bay Packers shouldn’t need any extra motivation, especially against a rival like the Chicago Bears, but safety Morgan Burnett certainly has some. It could make the Packers even more dangerous this season.

Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears: Grades

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Grading out the Green Bay Packers 28-17 win over the Chicago Bears in week three, including game balls and marks for each of the Packers’ three units. Here’s who played well and who didn’t.

Slocum: There’s Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along

Shawn Slocum

Green Bay Packers special teams coach Shawn Slocum is a master at making excuses. He has to be — his units consistently suck. So what did he have to say about Johnny Knox’s negated punt return touchdown yesterday? Take a look.

Packers vs. Bears: First Impressions

Ryan Grant

First impressions of the Green Bay Packers 27-17 win over the Chicago Bears. Here’s why the Packers are 3-0, who looked good and what needs improvement.

Predictions: Packers vs. Bears

Aaron Rodgers

Total Packers’ writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Chicago Bears. Here’s how it will happen and why.

Packers vs. Bears Preview

Clay Matthews

Here’s our preview of the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears week three game at Soldier Field, including game plan, key matchups and injury report.

The Greatest Green Bay Packers Player Of All Time Is…

Charles Martin

After thousands of hours of research, Total Packers has selected the greatest Green Bay Packers player of all time. We used a very scientific formula, which was constructed over several years. Here is the result.

Jay Cutler’s Sore Vagina Doesn’t Know If Jay Cutler Can Make It

Jay Cutler

We know you’ll be astounded, but Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler already has a sore vagina. It isn’t expected to keep him out of Sunday’s contest with the Green Bay Packers, but it might make him sit out for the second half.

Williams Expects To Return Sunday

Tramon Williams

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams expects to return to the lineup Sunday against the Chicago Bears, which will be key to a Packers victory.

League Experts: Packers Are No. 1

Mike McCarthy

The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.

Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team

Vic So

The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.

Source: Cutler-Cavallari Rumors Bogus

Jay Cutler

Despite reports, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was not with former fiance Kristin Cavallari last weekend according to one of our sources. So it doesn’t look like the dynamic duo will be reforming anytime soon.

Rumors Of Cutler-Cavallari Reunion Circulate

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is reportedly trying to woo Kristin Cavallari again. Cutler called off the engagement, proving he really is as dumb as he looks.

Packers $12 Million Under Salary Cap; Here’s How They’ll Use It

Josh Sitton

The Green Bay Packers have more salary cap space than all but 11 other teams. Why didn’t they use it to sign any big-ticket free agents? They have three core players who are in line for contract extensions.