Posts tagged Chicago Bears

Here’s Jay Cutler In A Dress

We’ll know when the Green Bay Packers are playing the Chicago Bears in 2012 later today, so here’s Jay Cutler in a dress.

Uh Oh! The Bears Are Contenders

Lance Briggs

The Chicago Bears are contenders once again and not soon enough! Just ask linebacker Lance Briggs. We break down his comments and the situation.

You’re Boring Us, NFL

Ryan Grant

Whether they’re trying to or not, the NFL is boring the hell out of us right now and so are the Green Bay Packers. Here’s a recap of where we stand and where things might go.

The Bears Are Back To Doing Stupid Shit

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears and general manager Phil Emery are conjuring up images of the disaster that was the Jerry Angelo era. Both the Matt Forte situation and Brandon Marshall trade prove the Bears are back to their idiotic ways, which we fully endorse.

Here’s Jay Cutler’s Fat Bitch!

Kristin Cavallari

Sometimes you don’t show off your broad. Unless you’re Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who shows off his broad all the time! Here’s Kristin Cavallari, fat!

Clusterfuck Update 3/17: Options At Center Diminish, 49ers In On Peyton

Chris Myers

Free agency has slowed down, but there have still been plenty of developments. The Green Bay Packers even factor into some of them. Here’s a breakdown of the important moves over the past two days.

Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn

Matt Flynn

The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Clusterfuck Update 3/13: Bears Get A Backup, Matt Flynn Update

Scott Wells

The first day of free agency was typical — a bunch of idiots threw money at players who will never live up to their contracts. Surprisingly, there were also some smart moves made. Here’s a look at the NFL’s annual clusterfuck, day one.

Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.

Bears Might Actually Try To Get Better This Offseason

Vincent Jackson

After years of employing a buffoon as a general manager, the new Chicago Bears front office might actually attempt to make the team better this offseason. That plan reportedly starts with receiver Vincent Jackson.

Female NFL Fans [Photos]

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We critique Sports Illustrated’s gallery for female NFL fans. It turns out their definition of hot and ours vary quite a bit. Here’s a look, with a special focus on the NFC North.

Free Agency: Packers Salary Cap Status And Options

Donald Driver

The Green Bay Packers will have to reduce their salary cap number in order to sign their draft picks and free agents. Here’s a look at the situation and how they’re likely to go about approaching their offseason.

Free Agency: Other Teams And Franchise Tag

Cliff Avril

Teams can apply the franchise tag beginning on Monday. Here’s a look at which players will likely be off the free agent market before free agency even begins.

Cutler And Cavallari Will Pollute World With Child [Photos]

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Oh! The great news just keeps coming! Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who obviously had too much free time while he wasn’t playing quarterback for his team down the stretch, has managed to impregnate fiancee Kristin Cavallari. “We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they told PEOPLE. “It’s an amazing […]

Moss Interviewed With Oakland, But Mornhinweg The Favorite

Winston Moss

Green Bay Packers assistant head coach Winston Moss has already interviewed with the Oakland Raiders, who are looking for a new head coach. Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg appears to have emerged as the favorite, though.

I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present, Chicago Bears Edition [Video]

Jimmy Kimmel encouraged people to give their kid terrible presents for Christmas and then record their reactions. Here’s video of a young Chicago Bears fan getting something she doesn’t want.

Packers Off-Field Losses Could Begin To Mount

Joe Philbin

The Green Bay Packers on-field success could mean some off-field losses. Two offensive assistants have interviewed for head coaching jobs and two members of the front office will get a shot at general manager jobs. We break down the situation here.

Angelo, Martz Out In Chicago

Jerry Angelo

Chicago Bears general manager Jerry Angelo has been canned and offensive coordinator Mike Martz has resigned. Coach Lovie Smith will get to keep his job, but the times they are a changin’ in Chicago.

TiVo Time: Chicago Bears

James Jones

Here’s one last look at the Green Bay Packers victory over the Chicago Bears to clinch the No. 1 seed. We break down the tape and look at the key plays, how they happened, who made them work or who screwed them up.