Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is not very good at playing football and it turns out he’s not very good at taking care of his kids either. Surprising.
The Chicago Bears have gone and gotten themselves a coach. He is Denver Broncos garbage John Fox, who will now get to lose to the Packers twice a year.
Chicago Bears Martellus Bennett and Kyle Long are fighting on Twitter because one of them unfollowed the other. These seems fairly emblematic, doesn’t it?
We know you were wondering who’s going to be in charge of screwing up the Chicago Bears for the foreseeable future. The answer is new general manager Ryan Pace. We’ve been wowed again, Chicago!
The other Jay Cutler, the bodybuilder Jay Cutler, doesn’t like Mondays very much. It turns out Chicago Bears fans berate him when Cutty! has a bad game. Poor sap.
The Chicago Bears can only think of what might have been. Thanks to former GM Phil Emery, the Bears were a dysfunctional mess from day one of his tenure.
The Chicago Bears canned general manager Phil Emery and coach Marc Trestman on Monday, which is probably bad news for the Green Bay Packers. Of course, so long as they keep their legendary QB, we’ll be fine.
In honor of Jay Cutler returning to his rightful throne as the Chicago Bears leader and savior, we present you with some super-awesome high school Jay Cutler.
It’s come to this in Chicago, where it really sucks to be a Chicago Bears fan.
The unthinkable has happened. The Chicago Bears have benched Jay Cutler, ending perhaps the most glorious run of quarterback play ever. The Season of Cutty! is over.
Here are the Chicago Bears Christmas carols you always wanted. They touch on some familiar themes. Themes like failure and sadness. ‘Tis the season.
That was Chicago Bears offensive coordinator Aaron Kromer anonymously slamming QB Jay Cutler in the media. And the Bears just managed to get more dysfunctional. Cutty!
The Chicago Bears are a real sad sack right now. Their season is over for all intents and purposes and a lot of blame is being placed. Let’s revel in the misery!
Chicago Bears fans being Chicago Bears fans. One group of Bears fans apparently stabbed two other fans because one said he wanted to be a Green Bay Packers fan. Not even making that up!
Willie Young is a defensive end for the Chicago Bears. Willie Young is also a moron. For his unoriginal sack dance after a non-sack, he’s our turkey of Thanksgiving.
It’s Thanksgiving and as Green Bay Packers fans, we’re thankful for many things. Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is high on that list. Here’s the ultimate Cutler video.
The Chicago Sun-Times — the city’s other newspaper — has just as much interest in the Chicago Bears as everyone else does. None. This headline proves it.
One more time. With feeling! The Chicago Bears rolled into town and took a giant poop. Green Bay Packers 55, Chicago Bears 14. We break down the key plays.
Jay Cutler was Jay Cutler in the Chicago Bears’ latest loss to the Green Bay Packers. He’s also what’s going to kill the Bears for the next decade. Team killer, coach killer, albatross.
Chicago Bears fans did not handle their team’s latest loss to the Green Bay Packers well. They harassed the coach’s daughter, burned stuff and called for Jim McMahon.