Posts tagged Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher Says Jay Cutler Lacks Eliteness

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Whoa is Jay Cutler. The Chicago Bears are a mess and former Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is publicly blaming it on Cutler, who he says is not elite.

Surprisingly, Jay Cutler Might Be a Dick

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

Jay Cutler was the only one of his former Chicago Bears teammates not to call him when he retired, according to Brian Urlacher. Oh, big surprise, right?

Brian Urlacher Doesn’t Want the Chicago Bears to Win

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears didn’t really part on good terms and the former linebacker feels spurned. Now, like us, Urlacher doesn’t want the Bears to win.

Packers QBs Love Them Some Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher versus Aaron Rodgers

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher retires and that means the Green Bay Packers quarterbacks needs to slobber all over him. Here’s what they said about Brolacher.

NESN Reports Brian Urlacher Retired with Packers

Brian Urlacher

What happens when a sports network doesn’t know what the term “satire” means? They report that Brian Urlacher retired as a member of the Green Bay Packers.

Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.

Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.

Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

Packers-Bears War of Words Escalates

Lance Briggs

Things are getting chippy between the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. It almost feels like it’s 1986 all over again. Those were the days!

Jermichael Finley Doesn’t Think Much of Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

Does Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley have an opinion on Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher? You bet your sweet ass! The Bears are better without him.

Oh No! Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up!

Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy

It was a match made in…. Chicago. It is no more. Chicago Bears meathead Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy are no more. Here are some photos to help you get over it.

Conan’s Masturbating (Chicago) Bear Returns [Video]

Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.

Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]

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Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.

Bowen: Finley Key To Beating Bears

Jermichael Finley

We all know Green Bay Packers tight Jermichael Finley is an impact player. We also know adding him to an already-potent offense could make the Packers almost unstoppable in 2011, but the National Football Post’s Matt Bowen says Finley is the key to beating the Chicago Bears. The Packers had significant trouble with the Bears last season.

Urlacher: Bears Are Best In NFC

Brian Urlacher

We knew Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was a meathead, but he might be dumber than we thought. He clearly doesn’t understand how the NFL playoffs work. Otherwise, how could he say something this stupid?

Hello, From Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears Might, Kinda Be For Real

No one has really taken the Chicago Bears seriously this year, particularly in these parts. In fact, they only beat the Green Bay Packers because the Packers handed them the game on a silver platter with a team-record 18 penalties, terrible special teams play, and poor coaching decisions by Mike McCarthy. Still, a win is […]

Barnett Could Be Out For The Season

Nick Barnett

When Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy said linebacker Nick Barnett could miss an extended period with a wrist injury, we didn’t anticipate “extended period” meant “the rest of the year.” However, that appears to be a real possibility. Multiple sources have confirmed Barnett’s initial diagnosis — that he will need surgery to repair his […]

McCarthy Fails In Game And Clock Management

The Green Bay Packers look like a poorly-coached football team again, but forget about the team-record penalties and the special teams breakdowns for a second. The Packers may have had a chance to win or tie the Chicago Bears on Monday night if it weren’t for what I would term two terrible coaching decisions by […]

Welcome Back, Mike McCarthy’s Team

Devin Hester

Let’s be realistic. The better team did not win on Monday Night Football. Forget that the Green Bay Packers have no running game. Forget that the defense played their usual bend-but-don’t-break brand of football. The Green Bay Packers lost to the Chicago Bears 20-17 on Monday night because they exhibited the same stupid, aggravating play […]