Posts tagged Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher and His Barbed Wire Tattoo Have Retired, Bro
May 22nd
Brian Urlacher has decided to retire from the NFL and his awesome barbed wire arm tattoo will go with him. Urlacher apparently figured out the Chicago Bears were right.
Aaron Rodgers, No One Else Thinks Bears will Miss Brian Urlacher
Mar 26th
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is pretty sure the Chicago Bears will miss Brian Urlacher, but not for his playmaking ability or lack thereof.
Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced
Mar 21st
The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.
Packers-Bears War of Words Escalates
Dec 13th
Things are getting chippy between the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. It almost feels like it’s 1986 all over again. Those were the days!
Jermichael Finley Doesn’t Think Much of Brian Urlacher
Dec 13th
Does Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley have an opinion on Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher? You bet your sweet ass! The Bears are better without him.
Oh No! Brian Urlacher and Jenny McCarthy Broke Up!
Aug 21st
It was a match made in…. Chicago. It is no more. Chicago Bears meathead Brian Urlacher and Playboy Playmate Jenny McCarthy are no more. Here are some photos to help you get over it.
Conan’s Masturbating (Chicago) Bear Returns [Video]
Jun 13th
Conan O’Brien brings back The Masturbating Bear and has some fun with the Chicago Bears at the same time. Here’s the video.
Urlacher In Running For Hottest Girlfriend In Division [Photos]
Apr 21st
Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. We break down the situation, but will let you determine who has the best broad in the NFC North.
Bowen: Finley Key To Beating Bears
Jun 2nd
We all know Green Bay Packers tight Jermichael Finley is an impact player. We also know adding him to an already-potent offense could make the Packers almost unstoppable in 2011, but the National Football Post’s Matt Bowen says Finley is the key to beating the Chicago Bears. The Packers had significant trouble with the Bears last season.
Urlacher: Bears Are Best In NFC
May 17th
We knew Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher was a meathead, but he might be dumber than we thought. He clearly doesn’t understand how the NFL playoffs work. Otherwise, how could he say something this stupid?
The Chicago Bears Might, Kinda Be For Real
Nov 19th
No one has really taken the Chicago Bears seriously this year, particularly in these parts. In fact, they only beat the Green Bay Packers because the Packers handed them the game on a silver platter with a team-record 18 penalties, terrible special teams play, and poor coaching decisions by Mike McCarthy. Still, a win is [...]
Barnett Could Be Out For The Season
Oct 6th
When Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy said linebacker Nick Barnett could miss an extended period with a wrist injury, we didn’t anticipate “extended period” meant “the rest of the year.” However, that appears to be a real possibility. Multiple sources have confirmed Barnett’s initial diagnosis — that he will need surgery to repair his [...]
McCarthy Fails In Game And Clock Management
Sep 28th
The Green Bay Packers look like a poorly-coached football team again, but forget about the team-record penalties and the special teams breakdowns for a second. The Packers may have had a chance to win or tie the Chicago Bears on Monday night if it weren’t for what I would term two terrible coaching decisions by [...]
Welcome Back, Mike McCarthy’s Team
Sep 27th
Let’s be realistic. The better team did not win on Monday Night Football. Forget that the Green Bay Packers have no running game. Forget that the defense played their usual bend-but-don’t-break brand of football. The Green Bay Packers lost to the Chicago Bears 20-17 on Monday night because they exhibited the same stupid, aggravating play [...]
Predictons: Packers vs. Bears
Sep 27th
Steffen: It’s hard for me to say this, but I think Packer nation just has to accept it — the Chicago Bears are better than they were last year. They are a different, more confident team. They are playing faster on a defense that features a refurbished Brian Urlacher and the freakish abilities of Julius [...]
Glenn Beck Thinks Brian Urlacher Is A Neo-Nazi
Jul 23rd
Glenn Beck is an idiot, this we know. However, I had to laugh when Beck called Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher a neo-nazi. Here’s the setup. Beck was one of 33 people named to TheRoot.com list, The Blackest White Folks We Know. It makes little sense to include a rambling conservative talk show host, but [...]
Final Notes On The Packers vs. Bears
Sep 14th
The Green Bay Packers escaped Lambeau Field with a 21-15 victory over the Chicago Bears last night. I say escaped because despite a rousing performance by the Packers’ defense, which forced Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler into four interceptions and held Matt Forte to just 55 yards rushing, the team was lucky to come out with [...]
We’re Idiots, But The Bears Still Suck
Apr 23rd
First, news from the scrap heap. Word out of Green Bay is the Packers brought in Daunte for a visit today. Yes, that Daunte. Culpepper – the guy who couldn’t hold on to a job in Miami OR Oakland, and was once, when he was still worth a shit, the leader of the hated Minnesota [...]