Posts tagged Brett Favre

Stick A Fork In The Minnesota Vikings

Greg Jennings

I think we can all agree, thanks to the Green Bay Packers, we can stick a fork in the Minnesota Vikings. They’re dead. Their season is officially over after the Packers thoroughly dominated them and old man Brett Favre in a 31-3 victory at the Metrodome. None of us thought it would be as easy […]

Why It All Went Wrong For The Vikings

Oh, those poor Minnesota Vikings. They’ve become the NFL’s freak show. Not only does their team, at 3-6, suck, but no one likes head coach Brad Childress, quarterback Brett Favre is now recognized more for sending photos of his cock to Jenn Sterger than anything he’s doing on the football field, and the team’s early-season […]

Childress Won’t Be Fired; Favre Still A Girl

The Minnesota Vikings suck, which is really too bad. The Vikings dropped to 3-6 after a 27-13 loss to the Chicago Bears, on Sunday. Afterward, the speculation about coach Brad Childress’ job continued. However, owner Zygi Wilf said he had no plans to fire Childress, after the game. As for the mighty quarterback, Brett Favre, […]

Sterger Meets With NFL… Finally

Jenn Sterger

Hey, remember me? I’m Jenn Sterger, the chick that allegedly received inappropriate messages and cock shots from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Sterger finally sat down with NFL officials after weeks of deliberating, stalling, hoping to get a financial settlement, working the story for publicity or whatever your take on the events are. Sterger gave […]

Everyone Hates Brad Childress

It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. […]

Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition

We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are […]

Allocation Of NFL Hype And Media Attention

Brett Favre media hype

This comes from this week’s version of Gregg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback, which is not coincidentally titled Brett Favre’s time has finally passed. I didn’t bother to read the article because 1. The ghost has been exercised and I am tired of talking about Brett Favre (at least for the moment), and 2. Easterbrook obviously […]

Hitler Is Angered Over Randy Moss’ Release

You’ve probably seen this video in one incarnation or another, but the most recent one is definitely one of the best. In it, Adolph Hitler finds out Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings. His anger is palpable. His plan of action is less predictable, but absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Doug for sending […]

Here’s That Brett Favre Hit, For Your Enjoyment

Here’s a little Minnesota Vikings carnage porn for you — Brett Favre taking the hit that lacerated his chin and put him out of Sunday’s 28-18 loss to the New England Patriots. Favre received eight stitches. The hit came courtesy of Myron Pryor. We’re sure the Nazis from the NFL will make sure YouTube pulls […]

Bandwagon To Can Brad Childress Gaining Momentum

We had a collective chuckle last season when the Minnesota Vikings decided to give coach Brad Childress a contract extension through 2013 and a salary greater than $4 million, annually. Now, there’s a growing movement that the idiot organization should fire the idiot coach after a 2-5 Vikings start, marred by infighting between quarterback Brett […]

Sterger’s TV Show Canceled

Jenn Sterger

Jenn Sterger, recipient of Brett Favre’s cock texts, has had her show on Versus canceled. The show, The Daily Line, was axed because of low ratings. It will end on Thursday. In my head, I had the idea that Sterger was using the whole Favre controversy in order to try to boost her public image […]

Poetic Justice?

A lot of attention has been paid to whether quarterback Brett Favre will be in the starting lineup for the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Favre fractured his ankle in the Vikings’ loss to the Green Bay Packers, last Sunday. He wore a walking boot until Thursday and he hasn’t practiced yet this week. On top […]

Sterger Friend: Dick Photos Are Favre’s

Allison Torres

Former Florida State Cowgirl and friend of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, told Steppin’ Out magazine she was with Sterger when Sterger received the cock texts from Brett Favre. “I actually saw it when he sent it. We just laughed when he did it,” Torres said. Favre has admitted to leaving messages for Sterger, but denied […]

Brad Jones Fractured Brett Favre’s Ankle

Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones didn’t make a lot of plays in Sunday’s win against the Minnesota Vikings, but he did make one big one. Jones hit Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from behind on the play that would turn into Favre’s first interception on a three-interception night. On the play, Favre’s foot got caught […]

Brett Favre’s Open-Fly Jeans

In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live did a parody of Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercials, last Saturday. It is, in a word, hilarious.

The Brett Favre Curse Is Broken

Brett Favre

The Green Bay Packers finally pulled out a close game and in doing so, ended the curse of Brett Favre, beating the Minnesota Vikings 28-24. The Packers sit in a tie with the Chicago Bears atop the NFC North with the Chicago Bears at 4-3. Although the Packers defense gave up plenty of yards — […]

Favre Admits Leaving Messages For Sterger

Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre admitted leaving messages for Jenn Sterger when they were both with the New York Jets, according to Fox Sports. Favre, however, denied texting her photos of his dick. Favre made the admission when he met with NFL officials last week. The league is investigating the incident and Favre could potentially […]

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Sarah: The key to this game will be defense. For both teams. Whether Minnesota and Douche Bag of the Century Jared Allen can knock Aaron Rodgers down as many times as they did last season, and whether the Packers can slow down Brett Favre in his second return to Lambeau Field as a Viking. Because […]

It’s Official: Sterger Wants Money From Favre

This shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s familiar with money-grubbing whore behavior. Jenn Sterger is willing to accept a cash settlement from Brett Favre in lieu of talking to NFL officials about his cock texts. Let’s pause for a moment to be serious, though, before anyone condemns Sterger. She was the target of unwanted sexual advances. The […]

10 Reasons We Hate Vikings Fans

Vikings fan

Honestly, this list could probably contain several hundred entries, but I decided to whittle it down to 10. So, without further ado, here are the top 10 reasons we hate the scum of the NFL — the Minnesota Vikings fan. 10. Worst. Stadium. Ever. Now that County Stadium is no more, I can easily say […]