Posts tagged Brett Favre
More He Said, She Said Between Favre and Sterger
Nov 24th
Let’s talk settlement. Let’s talk Brett Favre paying Jenn Sterger a large sum of money to not speak to the NFL about allegations he texted her photos of his johnson. Sterger’s camp says Favre’s camp offered them a settlement prior to the allegations being published. Favre’s camp says Sterger’s camp reached out to them several [...]
Deanna “Keen” To Divorce Brett
Nov 23rd
I know. Enough about the Minnesota Vikings and Brett Favre. Sorry, but I have to slip this one in before we get down to the business of the Green Bay Packers and Atlanta Falcons. And it really shouldn’t come as a surprise. Deanna Favre is said to be keen to divorce Brett if the allegations [...]
My Bet: Brett Favre Hangs It Up Before The Season Ends
Nov 21st
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre said he wanted to go home and “re-evaluate” after losing to the Green Bay Packers 31-3, on Sunday. What re-evaluate means exactly, Favre didn’t say. Of course, there’s speculation Favre may hang it up before the season ends and with good reason. The Vikings are all but mathematically eliminated from [...]
Stick A Fork In The Minnesota Vikings
Nov 21st
I think we can all agree, thanks to the Green Bay Packers, we can stick a fork in the Minnesota Vikings. They’re dead. Their season is officially over after the Packers thoroughly dominated them and old man Brett Favre in a 31-3 victory at the Metrodome. None of us thought it would be as easy [...]
Why It All Went Wrong For The Vikings
Nov 17th
Oh, those poor Minnesota Vikings. They’ve become the NFL’s freak show. Not only does their team, at 3-6, suck, but no one likes head coach Brad Childress, quarterback Brett Favre is now recognized more for sending photos of his cock to Jenn Sterger than anything he’s doing on the football field, and the team’s early-season [...]
Childress Won’t Be Fired; Favre Still A Girl
Nov 15th
The Minnesota Vikings suck, which is really too bad. The Vikings dropped to 3-6 after a 27-13 loss to the Chicago Bears, on Sunday. Afterward, the speculation about coach Brad Childress’ job continued. However, owner Zygi Wilf said he had no plans to fire Childress, after the game. As for the mighty quarterback, Brett Favre, [...]
Sterger Meets With NFL… Finally
Nov 11th
Hey, remember me? I’m Jenn Sterger, the chick that allegedly received inappropriate messages and cock shots from Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre. Sterger finally sat down with NFL officials after weeks of deliberating, stalling, hoping to get a financial settlement, working the story for publicity or whatever your take on the events are. Sterger gave [...]
Everyone Hates Brad Childress
Nov 11th
It’s a sad, sad story over in Minnesota… Wait a second. Nope. It’s fucking hilarious! A laugh riot! A true sign that the scumbags of the world eventually always get their just desserts! If you haven’t heard by now, trouble is afoot in the Minnesota Vikings organization, also known as the dregs of the NFL. [...]
Midseason Awards: Total Packers Edition
Nov 5th
We gave you the midseason awards: other people’s edition yesterday and we also told you what we thought about midseason awards. The best word to summarize would be this one: indifference. However, we promised you our midseason awards at some point, and here they are. The difference between our midseason awards and other people’s are [...]
Allocation Of NFL Hype And Media Attention
Nov 4th
This comes from this week’s version of Gregg Easterbrook’s Tuesday Morning Quarterback, which is not coincidentally titled Brett Favre’s time has finally passed. I didn’t bother to read the article because 1. The ghost has been exercised and I am tired of talking about Brett Favre (at least for the moment), and 2. Easterbrook obviously [...]
Hitler Is Angered Over Randy Moss’ Release
Nov 2nd
You’ve probably seen this video in one incarnation or another, but the most recent one is definitely one of the best. In it, Adolph Hitler finds out Randy Moss has been released by the Minnesota Vikings. His anger is palpable. His plan of action is less predictable, but absolutely hilarious. Thanks to Doug for sending [...]
Here’s That Brett Favre Hit, For Your Enjoyment
Nov 1st
Here’s a little Minnesota Vikings carnage porn for you — Brett Favre taking the hit that lacerated his chin and put him out of Sunday’s 28-18 loss to the New England Patriots. Favre received eight stitches. The hit came courtesy of Myron Pryor. We’re sure the Nazis from the NFL will make sure YouTube pulls [...]
Bandwagon To Can Brad Childress Gaining Momentum
Nov 1st
We had a collective chuckle last season when the Minnesota Vikings decided to give coach Brad Childress a contract extension through 2013 and a salary greater than $4 million, annually. Now, there’s a growing movement that the idiot organization should fire the idiot coach after a 2-5 Vikings start, marred by infighting between quarterback Brett [...]
Sterger’s TV Show Canceled
Oct 29th
Jenn Sterger, recipient of Brett Favre’s cock texts, has had her show on Versus canceled. The show, The Daily Line, was axed because of low ratings. It will end on Thursday. In my head, I had the idea that Sterger was using the whole Favre controversy in order to try to boost her public image [...]
Poetic Justice?
Oct 29th
A lot of attention has been paid to whether quarterback Brett Favre will be in the starting lineup for the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Favre fractured his ankle in the Vikings’ loss to the Green Bay Packers, last Sunday. He wore a walking boot until Thursday and he hasn’t practiced yet this week. On top [...]
Sterger Friend: Dick Photos Are Favre’s
Oct 27th
Former Florida State Cowgirl and friend of Jenn Sterger, Allison Torres, told Steppin’ Out magazine she was with Sterger when Sterger received the cock texts from Brett Favre. “I actually saw it when he sent it. We just laughed when he did it,” Torres said. Favre has admitted to leaving messages for Sterger, but denied [...]
Brad Jones Fractured Brett Favre’s Ankle
Oct 25th
Green Bay Packers linebacker Brad Jones didn’t make a lot of plays in Sunday’s win against the Minnesota Vikings, but he did make one big one. Jones hit Vikings quarterback Brett Favre from behind on the play that would turn into Favre’s first interception on a three-interception night. On the play, Favre’s foot got caught [...]
Brett Favre’s Open-Fly Jeans
Oct 25th
In case you missed it, Saturday Night Live did a parody of Brett Favre’s Wrangler commercials, last Saturday. It is, in a word, hilarious.
The Brett Favre Curse Is Broken
Oct 24th
The Green Bay Packers finally pulled out a close game and in doing so, ended the curse of Brett Favre, beating the Minnesota Vikings 28-24. The Packers sit in a tie with the Chicago Bears atop the NFC North with the Chicago Bears at 4-3. Although the Packers defense gave up plenty of yards — [...]
Favre Admits Leaving Messages For Sterger
Oct 24th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre admitted leaving messages for Jenn Sterger when they were both with the New York Jets, according to Fox Sports. Favre, however, denied texting her photos of his dick. Favre made the admission when he met with NFL officials last week. The league is investigating the incident and Favre could potentially [...]