Posts tagged Brandon Marshall

Oh, the Chicago Bears…

Sad Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are a real sad sack right now. Their season is over for all intents and purposes and a lot of blame is being placed. Let’s revel in the misery!

The Chicago Bears Have Imploded

Cutty!

On Sunday, the Chicago Bears did what losers do when they realize they’re losers and have nothing more to play for. They imploded. So long til next year, Bears!

Jay Cutler is Winning the MVP

Jay Cutler: Cutty!

We’ve gotten some inside information from Brandon Marshall and now we can surely say that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler is winning the MVP this year. Cutty!

Brandon Marshall Signed New Contract on a Chick Show

Brandon Marshall on The View

The Chicago Bears just gave receiver Brandon Marshall a fat new extension. Where did he sign that extension? On a TV show for chicks who don’t work.

Brandon Marshall Will Not Cheer for Packers

Brandon Marshall: douche

The Chicago Bears need the Green Bay Packers to win on Sunday to make the playoffs, but that doesn’t mean Brandon Marshall will be cheering for the Packers.

Packers-Bears War of Words Escalates

Lance Briggs

Things are getting chippy between the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears. It almost feels like it’s 1986 all over again. Those were the days!

Oh, No! Douchey McDouche Doesn’t Like the Packers!

Brandon Marshall: douche

Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall doesn’t like the Green Bay Packers because they beat his ass all over the field. He calls Sunday’s game the biggest ever. Sad.

Guess Who’s Back!

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers defense stepped up when the vaunted offense was merely adequate to dominate the Chicago Bears and start to straighten things out in the NFC North, Thursday night.

Jay Cutler Talks Some Trash About Packers Corners

Jay Cutler gets sacked by Jarius Wynn

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler doesn’t seem to think much of the Green Bay Packers cornerbacks. We look at whether the Packers will adjust their scheme in light of Chicago’s additions at receiver.

Bears Are Going to the Super Bowl!

Brandon Marshall: douche

The Chicago Bears are going to the Super Bowl, according to receiver Brandon Marshall. Here’s one more reason for you to hate those idiots.

Brandon Marshall: This Kind Of Douche

Hey, Chicago Bears receiver Brandon Marshall is a hipster. Who knew? Certainly not us. We present the evidence and, of course, the analysis.

The Bears Are Back To Doing Stupid Shit

Matt Forte

The Chicago Bears and general manager Phil Emery are conjuring up images of the disaster that was the Jerry Angelo era. Both the Matt Forte situation and Brandon Marshall trade prove the Bears are back to their idiotic ways, which we fully endorse.

As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.

Bears Strike First: Trade For Brandon Marshall

Brandon Marshall

The Chicago Bears are relevant again. Chicago traded two third-round picks to Miami for receiver Brandon Marshall, addressing one of their weakest positions and reuniting one of the best quarterback/receiver combos in the NFL.

Brandon Marshall Disses Sterling Sharpe

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall has taken issue with comments made by former Green Bay Packers receiver Sterling Sharpe and NFL Network analyst Mike Mayock. Both analysts called Marshall’s effort into question when reviewing the Dolphins loss to the New York Jets, last week. Not surprisingly, the mercurial Marshall lashed out, targeting Sharpe specifically. […]

T.O. To Chicago?

That has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? Really, I could care less what the Chicago Bears do. They’re still going to be the third or fourth best team in the NFC North if they sign Jesus Christ himself, but… Word is, free agent receiver Terrell Owens was in Chicago this week for some […]