Posts tagged Brad Childress
Like The Rest Of Us, Favre Has No Respect For Brad Childress
Aug 20th
Apparently, the real reason Brett Favre was thinking about not returning to the Minnesota Vikings had nothing to do with his health. Favre, like the rest of us, has no respect for Vikings’ coach Brad Childress. It makes you wonder — what does it say when a guy who no one has any respect for, [...]
Trouble Brewing In Minnesota?
Jul 13th
As you probably know, I hate the Minnesota Vikings. More than terrorists. So, this potential disaster/distraction/whatever puts a smile on my face. Vikings running back Adrian Peterson isn’t happy. Who would be, playing for that despicable franchise? Michael Lombardi reports Peterson will be the next player to complain about his contract. Peterson is still playing [...]
Ian Johnson Lives Out My Dream
Jun 4th
Running back Ian Johnson has lived out my dream. You may remember Johnson as the guy who proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend immediately after he scored the winning two-point conversion (on a Statue of Liberty play) in Boise State’s upset over Oklahoma in the 2007 Fiesta Bowl. But that isn’t the reason. And it isn’t [...]
Favre Still Hurting, But Vikings Think He’ll Play Two More Years
Apr 24th
Will he or won’t he? It has pretty much been a foregone conclusion around these parts that Lord Brett Favre would return for the 2010 season to play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. But not so fast, apparently. Steve Mariucci, Favre’s quarterbacks coach during his early years with the Green Bay Packers and close friend, [...]
The Rest of the Green Bay Packers News
Jan 23rd
No, I’m not going to start doing a Green Bay Packers-related link dump every day, or even every week. I get much more satisfaction from writing stuff and then letting you guys shit all over it. Besides, Railbird Central already does that, and does it better than I would ever care to do it, with [...]
Did the Packers Choose Wisely in 2006?
Jan 21st
In 2006, the Green Bay Packers disposed of coach Mike Sherman. The team targeted several potential replacements, two of which are coaching against each other in the NFC Championship game this weekend. Those men are Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress and New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton, who were joined by Mike McCarthy, current Dallas [...]
Everything In Childress’ World Makes Sense Now
Jan 9th
Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent. Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time [...]
Brad Childress Is An Idiot, Part 2
Dec 31st
Hey, it’s not even us who’s saying it this time, although we can’t say we disagree. We can’t say some people didn’t get to this party a little too late. We can’t say we didn’t say it first. Brad Childress is an idiot. That’s essentially what ESPN NFL analyst Trent Dilfer told the Pioneer Press, [...]
Favre-a Donna Rears His (Big) Ugly Head
Dec 22nd
At least now we know who wears the pants in the Minnesota Vikings organization. And it sure isn’t Brad Childress. In a “heated discussion” rivaling any soap opera or made-for-TV movie, quarterback Brett Favre pulled the diva card Sunday night and refused to come out of Minnesota’s game at the Carolina Panthers after Chilly tried [...]
Brett Favre is Fascinating!
Dec 5th
Minnesota Vikings’ quarterback Brett Favre is fascinating. One of the 10 most fascinating people of 2009. At least according to Barbara Walters. Favre will appear on Walters’ annual 10 Most Fascinating People show on December 9, which made me wonder… well, first it made me gag, and then it made me wonder… what might she [...]
It’s Official: Childress Gets New Contract
Nov 20th
We reported it in October, and now it’s official. The Minnesota Vikings have inked a new deal with head coach Brad Childress, extending his contract through the 2013 season at a cost of approximately $4 million to $5 million a season. Childress currently makes about $2 million a year. “Brad has done a tremendous job [...]
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Nov 6th
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Brad Childress Cross Dressing Photos
Oct 30th
You probably thought this would be one of my usual satirical looks at the Minnesota Vikings and/or their coach, but you wish. Remember on Monday when we told you about Brad Childress’ cross dressing incident? Well, now, thanks to Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe we have the hideous proof. Frankly, although the photos aren’t that [...]
Five Reasons the Packers Will Beat the Vikings
Oct 28th
The Green Bay Packers are three-point favorites going into their contest with the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Since the Packers are playing in Lambeau Field, that line simply means that the oddsmakers feel these two teams are evenly matched. Still, this season’s history says the Vikings are the better team. The Vikings are 6-1 to [...]
Brad Childress Also a Cross Dresser
Oct 27th
Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a lot of things. Moron. Idiot. Pedophile. Douche. Really bad head coach. Perfect representation of the Minnesota Vikings‘ franchise. He’s also a cross dresser. How do I know this? Chris Mortensen said so, Sunday morning. The following is from his Twitter stream. So coach Brad Childress dressed up like [...]
Good News for the NFC North: Brad Childress Getting New Deal
Oct 21st
The list of really bad, downright stupid NFL head coaches is long, especially in recent years. Clearly setting themselves apart from the field are the Cleveland Browns Eric Mangini and the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn, whose combined list of blunders reads like a War and Peace of moronic decision making. Then you have guys like [...]
Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!
Oct 2nd
It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time [...]
Get To Know A Viking: Bizarro Brett
Oct 1st
We all know about Brett Favre. Thanks to the breathless coverage and retellings of his life story over the past two decades, we know all about him. We know his middle name is frickin’ Lorenzo. We know all about his family and his wife’s cancer survival and activism. Many of us can recite his accomplishments [...]
Packers vs. Vikings: Let the Bullshit Fest Begin
Sep 29th
It’s only Tuesday, and already the spin machine is churning in anticipation of next Monday night’s meeting between the Green Bay Packers and the Minnesota Vikings at the MetroBarn. Of course, Vikings’ coach Brad Childress’ latest comments are the lamest from either side, telling reporters the team’s Winter Park facility “won’t be vibrating” this week [...]
Brad Childress – Idiot
Sep 11th
In yet another display of why he is quite possibly the worst coach in the NFL, Minnesota Vikings’ coach Brad Childress surprised many Thursday by releasing wideout Bobby Wade only a week after Wade agreed to rework his contract and take a $1.5 million pay cut. His replacement? Greg Lewis, a former Philadelphia Eagles’ receiver [...]