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The Rest of the Green Bay Packers News
Jan 23rd
No, I’m not going to start doing a Green Bay Packers-related link dump every day, or even every week. I get much more satisfaction from writing stuff and then letting you guys shit all over it.
Besides, Railbird Central already does that, and does it better than I would ever care to do it, with the [...]
Did the Packers Choose Wisely in 2006?
Jan 21st
In 2006, the Green Bay Packers disposed of coach Mike Sherman. The team targeted several potential replacements, two of which are coaching against each other in the NFC Championship game this weekend.
Those men are Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress and New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton, who were joined by Mike McCarthy, current Dallas Cowboys [...]
Everything In Childress’ World Makes Sense Now
Jan 9th
Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent.
Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time he’s [...]
Brad Childress Is An Idiot, Part 2
Dec 31st
Hey, it’s not even us who’s saying it this time, although we can’t say we disagree. We can’t say some people didn’t get to this party a little too late. We can’t say we didn’t say it first.
Brad Childress is an idiot. That’s essentially what ESPN NFL analyst Trent Dilfer told the Pioneer Press, this [...]
Favre-a Donna Rears His (Big) Ugly Head
Dec 22nd
At least now we know who wears the pants in the Minnesota Vikings organization. And it sure isn’t Brad Childress.
In a “heated discussion” rivaling any soap opera or made-for-TV movie, quarterback Brett Favre pulled the diva card Sunday night and refused to come out of Minnesota’s game at the Carolina Panthers after Chilly tried to [...]
Brett Favre is Fascinating!
Dec 5th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre is fascinating. One of the 10 most fascinating people of 2009. At least according to Barbara Walters.
Favre will appear on Walters’ annual 10 Most Fascinating People show on December 9, which made me wonder… well, first it made me gag, and then it made me wonder… what might she ask [...]
It’s Official: Childress Gets New Contract
Nov 20th
We reported it in October, and now it’s official.
The Minnesota Vikings have inked a new deal with head coach Brad Childress, extending his contract through the 2013 season at a cost of approximately $4 million to $5 million a season. Childress currently makes about $2 million a year.
“Brad has done a tremendous job leading this [...]
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Nov 6th
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Brad Childress Cross Dressing Photos
Oct 30th
You probably thought this would be one of my usual satirical looks at the Minnesota Vikings and/or their coach, but you wish. Remember on Monday when we told you about Brad Childress’ cross dressing incident?
Well, now, thanks to Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe we have the hideous proof.
Frankly, although the photos aren’t that good, they [...]
Five Reasons the Packers Will Beat the Vikings
Oct 28th
The Green Bay Packers are three-point favorites going into their contest with the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Since the Packers are playing in Lambeau Field, that line simply means that the oddsmakers feel these two teams are evenly matched.
Still, this season’s history says the Vikings are the better team. The Vikings are 6-1 to the [...]
Brad Childress Also a Cross Dresser
Oct 27th
Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a lot of things.
Moron. Idiot. Pedophile. Douche. Really bad head coach. Perfect representation of the Minnesota Vikings franchise.
He’s also a cross dresser.
How do I know this? Chris Mortensen said so, Sunday morning.
The following is from his Twitter stream.
So coach Brad Childress dressed up like a female flight attendant, high [...]
Good News for the NFC North: Brad Childress Getting New Deal
Oct 21st
The list of really bad, downright stupid NFL head coaches is long, especially in recent years. Clearly setting themselves apart from the field are the Cleveland Browns Eric Mangini and the Washington Redskins Jim Zorn, whose combined list of blunders reads like a War and Peace of moronic decision making.
Then you have guys like the [...]
Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!
Oct 2nd
It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time [...]
Get To Know A Viking: Bizarro Brett
Oct 1st
So, as our beloved Green bay Packers prepare to face off against our new enemy number one, I hope we were able to highlight some key differences between the real Brett Favre and Bizarro Brett – just so everyone understands that this… this… thing wearing Purple is not the guy we cheered for 16 years. This is not someone packer fans should feel compelled to root for
Brad Childress – Idiot
Sep 11th
In yet another display of why he is quite possibly the worst coach in the NFL, Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress surprised many Thursday by releasing wideout Bobby Wade only a week after Wade agreed to rework his contract and take a $1.5 million pay cut.
His replacement? Greg Lewis, a former Philadelphia Eagles receiver [...]
Brett Favre – The Aftermath
Jul 29th
Now we survey the wreckage.
Brett Favre’s decision to remain retired instead of joining the Minnesota Vikings, has some serious ramifications. The Vikings organization… hahahahahahahhahahaha!… sorry, lost my train of thought. Oh yeah, the Vikings. Let’s start at the top, with the chief bonehead.
Vikings coach Brad Childress released a statement yesterday, saying that the Favre saga [...]
The Great Brett Favre Standoff: ESPN vs. Fox Sports Deux
Jun 11th
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It’s like two great fighters going up against each other, only they’re slinging words at each other rather than punches. And one of them is a bloated, arrogant behemouth that might be past his prime.
I am, of course, speaking of the he said, she said commentary going back and forth between ESPN and Fox Sports [...]
Favre Update: Day 576
May 11th
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As you know, we really love writing about Brett Favre this time of year, instead of the Green Bay Packers, but I would be remiss if I didn’t at least mention what has (or has not, depending on who you’re reading) gone down since Friday.
First, you may recall the seeminly conflicting reports from last week [...]
Favre Reportedly Rebuffs Vikings
May 7th
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Yahoo! Sports is reporting that Brett Favre will stay retired and not sign with the Minnesota Vikings.
The report, by Rick Schwartz, states:
The source said Favre told Vikings coach Brad Childress that he wanted to remain retired in a phone call that took place sometime in the last day. Favre is expected to publicly explain his [...]
