Posts tagged Bernard Berrian

Bernard Berrian Tells Amputee To Sit Down And Shut Up

The Minnesota Vikings are 0-4 and the wheels are falling off their season. Receiver Bernard Berrian still managed to make things worse with his off-field antics, though. You stay classy, Minnesota!

Why It All Went Wrong For The Vikings

Oh, those poor Minnesota Vikings. They’ve become the NFL’s freak show. Not only does their team, at 3-6, suck, but no one likes head coach Brad Childress, quarterback Brett Favre is now recognized more for sending photos of his cock to Jenn Sterger than anything he’s doing on the football field, and the team’s early-season […]

Who’s Happier Brett Favre Came Back This Year, Me Or Brett Favre?

I’ll tell you who’s happier Brett Favre came back this season. Me. The most despicable franchise in the history of anything, the Minnesota Vikings, are 0-2, two games behind the Green Bay Packers in the NFC North and seemingly ready to implode. I know Favre certainly isn’t happy about that and neither is the rest […]

Newsflash: Bernard Berrian Likes Hot, Naked Broads

Thought I would bring you this one before the Green Bay Packers whip the Detroit Lions ass today. It seems that Minnesota Vikings’ receiver Bernard Berrian likes hot, naked broads. I know, that’s a stretch. First of all, there aren’t any hot broads in Minnesota. Second of all, he’s a Minnesota Vikings’ player and he […]