Posts tagged Atlanta Falcons

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Rodgers Doesn’t Mind Others Mocking His Belt Celebration

Jimmy Graham belt

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he doesn’t mind other players mocking his belt celebration. That may be the case, but it’s not for the reasons he gives. Here’s the evidence.

Falcons Fan Gets Taken Down By Packers Fan [Video]

Combine a little booze, a couple home losses in a row and the realization that your Atlanta Falcons aren’t even on the same plane as the Green Bay Packers and what do you get? A really nice potential recipe for disaster. Here’s the video.

TiVo Time: Atlanta Falcons

James Jones

Since our damn TiVo broke this week and we didn’t get the St. Louis Rams game on tape, we thought we’d go back and review the Green Bay Packers win over the Atlanta Falcons the week before.  It’s time for Total Packers’ weekly dissection of the game film from another Green Bay Packers victory. I […]

Packers Still Think Falcons Are Cheap

B.J. Raji

The Green Bay Packers are still accusing the Atlanta Falcons of dirty play. Several defenders had pointed words for Atlanta after the Packers win on Sunday.

Raji Still Fanning The Flames

B.J. Raji

Some members of the Green Bay Packers took issue with Atlanta Falcons receiver Roddy White’s comment that the better team lost when the two teams met in the playoffs last season. Packers nose tackle B.J. Raji had some pointed words for the Falcons after the Packers second consecutive victory in the Georgia Dome.

Falcons Are Still Pretenders

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers handled the Atlanta Falcons 25-14, proving the Falcons are still pretenders. Here’s the breakdown, who impressed, who didn’t and what it means.

Predictions: Packers vs. Falcons

Roddy White

Total Packers’ writers predict the outcome of the 4-0 Green Bay Packers matchup with the 2-2 Atlanta Falcons. The Packers crushed the Falcons in the playoffs last season. Should we expect anything different this time?

Raji: Falcons Are Cheap

B.J. Raji

Green Bay Packers nose tackle B.J. Raji just threw more fuel on the Atlanta Falcons fire. Raji called their offensive line cheap. Gamesmanship or idiocy?

Rodgers Using White’s Comments For Motivation

Roddy White

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers doesn’t think too much of Atlanta Falcons receiver Roddy White’s comments on the Packers. Rodgers is being coy, but he’s clearly using them for motivation.

Around The League: Week Four Review

Donovan McNabb

A look at the NFL after four weeks, including surprise teams, underachievers, power rankings, who’s #winning and #losing. Check it out and add your thoughts.

League Experts: Packers Are No. 1

Mike McCarthy

The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.

Atlanta Falcons: Green Bay South?

Roddy White

Atlanta Falcons receiver Roddy White thinks his team is going to outscore everyone in 2011 after the team added receiver Julio Jones in the draft. My first reaction: oooooooooh, we’re real scared! The Falcons are not going to outscore the Green Bay Packers, the team that whipped them 48-21 in the playoffs.

Apparently, It Was Time To Panic In Atlanta

Julio Jones

Yeah, the Atlanta Falcons and their nondescript, no-personality, never-won-a-playoff-game quarterback are a decent team. They still looked like a naked, drunken whore when the Green Bay Packers showed up and bent them over the kitchen table in the playoffs, though. After the Packers were done pounding away, the Falcons were sent home with a sore ass and the numbers 48-21 tattooed on their brains. So what do the Falcons do when the NFL Draft rolls around?

Want To Curse Aaron Rodgers? Go Right Ahead!

Aaron Rodgers

There are a lot of curses in sports, several of them relate to covers. There’s the curse of the Sports Illustrated cover and the curse of the Madden cover. Actually, I think if you’re on the cover of anything other than GQ or Esquire, you’re probably going to be cursed in some way. That’s because […]

Where Is Matt Flynn Most Valuable To The Packers?

Matt Flynn

Backup quarterback Matt Flynn made his first start for the Green Bay Packers in week 15’s 31-27 loss to the New England Patriots.

Despite the loss, Flynn looked impressive, throwing for 251 yards and three touchdowns while completing 65 percent of his passes.

TiVo Time: Atlanta Falcons

Aaron Rodgers

It’s like t-shirt time, only better, because no one from Jersey is involved. Shawn Neuser takes a look at the Green Bay Packers 48-21 divisional victory over the Atlanta Falcons. Here’s a comprehensive analysis of the Packers’ dismantling of the Atlanta Falcons. 14:52, 1st quarter — After the Packers deferred, the Falcons get the first […]

Mass Bird Death In Atlanta

Jordy Nelson

Okay, let’s move past the obvious har-har headline and just get to the point. This is Aaron Rodgers. Suck on my fucking nuts, Colin Cowherd! Hahahahahaha! The Green Bay Packers rolled into Atlanta with all the expectations and in a game you’d think they’d lay an egg because they believed their own hype, they flat-out […]

Predictions: Packers vs. Falcons

Roddy White

Shawn: The Green Bay Packers couldn’t have asked for anything better than a second shot at the Atlanta Falcons in the Georgia Dome. It’s been around 15 degrees in Green Bay, so I’d be pumped about getting out of here and playing in a dome if I were a member of the Packers. This year’s […]

Aaron Rodgers vs. Matt Ryan

Aaron Rodgers and Matt Ryan

The Green Bay Packers play the Atlanta Falcons this week and everyone wants to compare Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers with Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan. There’s good reason for such nonsense — they’re both young, they’ve both been called the next so-and-so, they’ve both enjoyed success early in their career, etc. In fact, if you take […]