Posts tagged Adrian Peterson

So Long, Adrian Peterson!

Adrian Peterson

The NFL has finally suspended child abuser Adrian Peterson. His tenure as the symbol of the Minnesota Vikings is also probably over. So long, pal! Good riddance!

This Guy is Still a Huge Adrian Peterson Fan

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You’re a real Adrian Peterson fan when you throw on a wildcat costume and show up outside the courthouse with a Free AP sign. Really. That happened.

Minnesota Vikings: Still Awesome

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The Minnesota Vikings are still selling jerseys of child abuser Adrian Peterson at the team store. Why? Because they are just that awesome!

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

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Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

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Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

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There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

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Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

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Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Vikings Are Either Ruining Seasons or Making a Playoff Push

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The Minnesota Vikings are 2-8. One of their star players has already written off the season, while another says they can still make the playoffs. Of course.

It’s Awful, But Adrian Peterson Never Even Knew That Kid

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Hey, Adrian Peterson, your two-year-old son just died. What are you going to do this weekend? Take care of your kid and his mother? Nope. Playin’ football!

Someone Accused Adrian Peterson of Juicing

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Is Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson on the juice? That seems to be the logical conclusion. Some Detroit Lions player accused him during a game last season.

Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!

Christian Ponder

Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?

Barry Sanders is King of the World!

Barry Sanders

Former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders is king of the world! He won the fan vote for the cover of Madden, which, who cares? Don’t tell these Detroit Lions fans that though.

Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson

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Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.

Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team

Kevin Williams

Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.

Tramon Williams Was in a Fashion Show

Tramon Williams in a fashion show

Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams was in a fashion show Saturday night in Houston because of course he was. Adrian Peterson put on the event. Here’s a gallery of Tramon and the other “stars” in attendance.

Casey Hayward Third in Defensive Rookie of the Year Race

Casey Hayward

Green Bay Packers cornerback Casey Hayward was a shoo-in for defensive rookie of the year, right? Not really. He finished third in a stronger field than we anticipated.

Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!

Adrian Peterson — So Close

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One Green Bay bar has the perfect sign to taunt Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who just barely missed the single-season rushing record.

Woodson’s Role: Mostly Safety

Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson will not replace Casey Hayward in the Green Bay Packers nickel package against the Minnesota Vikings. Instead, he’ll remain at safety, which makes perfect sense.