Posts tagged Adrian Peterson
Let’s Not Forget, the Minnesota Vikings Are a Joke!
May 10th
Everything’s coming up Milhouse for the Minnesota Vikings! This is going to be a historic and awesome year for this fine franchise. Let’s recap, shall we?
Barry Sanders is King of the World!
Apr 25th
Former Detroit Lions running back Barry Sanders is king of the world! He won the fan vote for the cover of Madden, which, who cares? Don’t tell these Detroit Lions fans that though.
Here’s a Guy Falling on His Ass While Harassing Adrian Peterson
Apr 3rd
Some genius from TMZ was harassing Vikings running back Adrian Peterson recently. In the middle of his brilliant question, he falls on his ass. Here’s video.
Minnesota Vikings Player Can’t Name a Receiver on His Own Team
Mar 11th
Minnesota Vikings players are not reacting well to the team’s trade of receiver Percy Harvin. Kevin Williams can’t even name a receiver on his own team, which should probably not surprise you.
Tramon Williams Was in a Fashion Show
Feb 17th
Green Bay Packers cornerback Tramon Williams was in a fashion show Saturday night in Houston because of course he was. Adrian Peterson put on the event. Here’s a gallery of Tramon and the other “stars” in attendance.
Casey Hayward Third in Defensive Rookie of the Year Race
Feb 2nd
Green Bay Packers cornerback Casey Hayward was a shoo-in for defensive rookie of the year, right? Not really. He finished third in a stronger field than we anticipated.
Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would
Jan 6th
The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!
Adrian Peterson — So Close
Jan 5th
One Green Bay bar has the perfect sign to taunt Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who just barely missed the single-season rushing record.
Woodson’s Role: Mostly Safety
Jan 4th
Charles Woodson will not replace Casey Hayward in the Green Bay Packers nickel package against the Minnesota Vikings. Instead, he’ll remain at safety, which makes perfect sense.
Adrian Peterson Wants to Return Kicks, Block Field Goals
Jan 2nd
Adrian Peterson is pretty much the entire Minnesota Vikings team and he knows it. Peterson has requested to return kicks and get on the field goal block unit against the Green Bay Packers.
Packers vs. Vikings 2: What to Watch For
Dec 29th
A late-season Green Bay Packers game against the Minnesota Vikings that actually means something? This one’s got plenty of implications for the playoffs and the record book.
It Pains Us, But Adrian Peterson is NFL MVP
Dec 27th
It hurts to admit this, but we might as well get it out of the way — Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson is the NFL MVP. Anyone suggesting otherwise is a moron.
Packers Really Like Adrian Peterson
Dec 26th
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has his sights on the NFL single-season rushing mark. The Green Bay Packers? They’re just drooling all over him.
Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For
Dec 1st
The Green Bay Packers play the turds known as the Minnesota Vikings this week. Here’s what to watch for, including the mentally challenged and Greg Jennings return.
Vikings Are Adrian Peterson’s Overprotective Mother
Aug 15th
The Minnesota Vikings are letting running back Adrian Peterson practice despite the fact that he had knee surgery in December. They’ve told the defense no one can touch him. We’re sure this will work out well.
Adrian Peterson Failed Math
Jul 14th
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was in court on Friday, where he demonstrated his tremendous grasp of mathematical principles.
Minnesota Vikings: Champions!
Jul 10th
They’ll never be champions on the field, but at least the Minnesota Vikings can lay claim to being the best at one thing — getting arrested. The Vikings lead the league in that category and we have all of them right here for you.
Adrian Peterson’s Mugshot [Photo]
Jul 9th
Here’s Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson’s mugshot. Peterson was arrested over the weekend and looks pretty happy about the whole situation.
Adrian Peterson Arrested, Upholds Vikings Name
Jul 8th
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was arrested Saturday morning, continuing a long and glorious Vikings tradition.
Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass
Nov 15th
Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.