sports comedy

Everything In Childress’ World Makes Sense Now

Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent. Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time […]

Chicago Bears Fans Turning on Jay Cutler Already

Jay Cutler

It’s true. Chicago Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler hasn’t performed up to the lofty, Jesus-like expectations set out for him when he arrived from Denver. Sure, he leads the league in interceptions with 18 (vs. 15 touchdown passes). It’s true that Cutler interceptions put an end to any chance the Bears had in their last two […]

The Onion Zings Favre Again

Brett Favre

The Onion has summed up what a lot of people have been feeling in their latest Favre blurb.

Packers vs. Vikings Photo of the Week

We always get some pretty funny photos when the Green Bay Packers take on the Minnesota Vikings. Here’s the best one we’ve received this week. I think it’s pretty self explanatory.

The Best of Minnesota Vikings Humor

In the continued anticipation and build up to the Yarn in the Barn (that being the Green Bay Packers versus the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football), we give you the best Vikings’ jokes, put downs and nonsense, all of which were submitted by readers. We hope you enjoy, because you’re probably going to need […]

Top 10 Green Bay Packers Stats We Wished They Kept

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It’s our first (and who knows, maybe last) Green Bay Packers’ Top 10 List – Top 10 Green Bay Packers’ Stats We Wished They Kept. 10. Times Aaron Rodgers has been asked about Brett Favre. 9. Games in which Mike McCarthy¬†didn’t have a pen or pencil stuck in his hat. 8. Messages Reggie White received […]

How Blair Kiel Is Completely Responsible For The Packers Last Super Bowl Victory

This is a blast from the past, and you’ll have to bear with me for a moment. Former Green Bay Packers’ backup quarterback Blair Kiel and his general stupidity were in the news recently. Our man Blair, who played quarterback for the Packers from 1988 to 1991, is a belligerent drunk. According to sources, Kiel […]

The Packers: A Few Laughs to Get You Through the Week

We here at Total Packers like to have a laugh. We REALLY like to have a laugh at the expense of people from Minnesota or Illinois, but we also like to laugh at ourselves, because hey, there’s a lot about Green Bay to laugh about. So today, we thought we’d fire up a few things […]

The Global Sports Fraternity

Not too long ago, my neighbor launched a new sports comedy website, featuring viral videos and blogs. Being the good neighbor that I am, I thought we might as well give them a shout out. The videos feature a variety of strange characters and even a BCS Committee comprised of Chimpanzees. The site itself is […]