sports comedy
The 49ers Won April Fools’ Day, While the Packers Lost
Apr 2nd
The San Francisco 49ers won April Fools’ Day with the Jim Harbaugh Collection, while the Green Bay Packers’ attempt was nothing short of pathetic.
Reminder: It’s April Fools’ Day
Apr 1st
You’ve probably realized it’s April Fools’ Day by now. If you haven’t, here’s your reminder courtesy of some of your favorite (and least favorite) NFL players.
And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…
Mar 29th
After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.
British Packers and Other NFL Logos
Feb 20th
Artist Dave Rappoccio has redesigned all 32 NFL logos in a British theme. Here are the Green Bay Packers and the NFC North’s new logos. A jolly good time!
Bad Lip Reading Does the NFL [Video]
Jan 16th
If, like us, you need something funny right now, then we’ve got something that delivers. Bad Lip Reading takes on the NFL and here’s the video. Enjoy!
Here’s Ian Rapoport Getting Hit in the Face With a Football [Video]
Oct 16th
Video of a guy getting hit in the face with a football. What more do we need to say?
Letterman’s Signs You’re A Bad Referee [Video]
Sep 26th
David Letterman brings us this Top 10 list — signs you’re a bad referee. And now we can laugh at the Packers’ misfortune… kind of.
Best of Packers Memes
Jun 16th
Here are five of the best Green Bay Packers memes from the Facebook page that’s — you guessed it — solely dedicated to Packers memes.
A Medical Investigation Of Packers Fans’ Thin Skin
Jun 30th
MADISON – In what anthropologists and health care professionals are calling an unprecedented and historical breakthrough in medical science, a University of Wisconsin study reported in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association claims that Green Bay Packer fans have “genetically cultivated –- over a long period of time –- the most significantly diaphanous epidermis [...]
Five Things To Do During The Packers Bye Week
Nov 13th
I know, the Green Bay Packers aren’t playing this weekend. You’re probably going through withdrawals, bouncing off walls, huddled in the corner wondering what to do or some combination of the three. So, here are some helpful suggestions to get through the weekend alive, until your beloved Green Bay Packers return next week. 1. Pay [...]
Jared Allen No Longer A Dumbass With A Mullet, Just A Dumbass
May 26th
Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end/chief douchebag/animal fucker and all-around dumbass has cut his mullet. Allen, who still looks like a redneck thug who molests his sister, apparently cut the mullet because he’s getting married. That’s right, Jared Allen is getting married. When we found out Allen wasn’t getting married to his cousin, which is completely legal [...]
Onion Sports Network To Hit Comedy Central
Apr 15th
It’s true. This is absolutely nothing to do with the Green Bay Packers, but it does have two things that are very important to us here at Total Packers. 1. It has Wisconsin roots. 2. It involves something that’s completely awesome. Wisconsin-born satirical newspaper, The Onion, is getting it’s own show on comedy central. More [...]
Packers Insiders Gets A New Look… From Us
Apr 2nd
You know them, you love them… or at least tolerate them. They’re the Green Bay Packers’ Insiders! As a single man they would be nothing, but together, they form a Voltron-like unit with one mission – kicking ass! Or maybe it’s Packers’ journalism. I don’t recall. They are… Rob Demovsky – POW! Mike Vandermause – [...]
Green Bay Packers Fans Like to Drink
Feb 2nd
I don’t think anyone can argue the point that Green Bay Packers fans like to drink. And I don’t think anyone can argue with me when I say that The Onion has been cranking out some of the best satire in the country for many years. That’s not to say that alcoholism is a laughing [...]
Vikings Are 40th Best All Time and What To Do With The NFL’s Archaic Playoff System
Jan 26th
Today’s guest blogger is Erick Sklogund. Sklogund is a Vikings beat writer and humor columnist for The Observer Herald in Le Seur, Minnesota. The corpse of the Minnesota Vikings’ 2009 season is still warm, but it’s not too soon to reflect on where this team stands among the all-time greats. First things first, though. With [...]
Everything In Childress’ World Makes Sense Now
Jan 9th
Well, if you read this blog very often, you know we think Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress is a pedophile (or at least looks like one). So then it makes sense that his son, Kyle, is also a delinquent. Kyle Childress was charged with second-degree DWI in St. Paul, early Saturday morning, the second time [...]
Chicago Bears Fans Turning on Jay Cutler Already
Nov 24th
It’s true. Chicago Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler hasn’t performed up to the lofty, Jesus-like expectations set out for him when he arrived from Denver. Sure, he leads the league in interceptions with 18 (vs. 15 touchdown passes). It’s true that Cutler interceptions put an end to any chance the Bears had in their last two [...]
The Onion Zings Favre Again
Nov 6th
The Onion has summed up what a lot of people have been feeling in their latest Favre blurb.
Packers vs. Vikings Photo of the Week
Oct 29th
We always get some pretty funny photos when the Green Bay Packers take on the Minnesota Vikings. Here’s the best one we’ve received this week. I think it’s pretty self explanatory.