sports comedy

Oooooh, Look at All the Gunslingers!

Jay Cutler and Matthew Stafford

Sports Illustrated has really gone and outdone themselves with this year’s NFL preview covers. They’re gunslingers and they’re also a bunch of dopes.

Just Because: Peyton and Eli Are Rapping Again

Peyton Manning and Eli Manning rapping

Watching dopey white guys rapping is awesome. With that in mind, here are Peyton Manning and Eli Manning rapping about fantasy football.

Armageddon For The Green Bay Packers [Video]

Armageddon For the Green Bay Packers

A lot of people think the Green Bay Packers season is in the toilet. Well, they will probably like this song called It’s Armageddon For The Green Bay Packers.

Here’s Jimmy Fallon on Packers-Vikings

Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy Fallon is making fun of the Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings. Here’s video of Fallon with Late Night Superlatives: Vikings-Packers.

The 49ers Won April Fools’ Day, While the Packers Lost

Jim Harbaugh Collection

The San Francisco 49ers won April Fools’ Day with the Jim Harbaugh Collection, while the Green Bay Packers’ attempt was nothing short of pathetic.

Reminder: It’s April Fools’ Day

Greg Jennings flattened

You’ve probably realized it’s April Fools’ Day by now. If you haven’t, here’s your reminder courtesy of some of your favorite (and least favorite) NFL players.

And He Pulled Up in a Windowless White Van…

Brad Childress

After a brief layoff spent circling blocks around elementary schools in Aurora, Brad Childress is employed in the NFL again. Kansas City brings us this joy.

British Packers and Other NFL Logos

Frigid Tosspots

Artist Dave Rappoccio has redesigned all 32 NFL logos in a British theme. Here are the Green Bay Packers and the NFC North’s new logos. A jolly good time!

Bad Lip Reading Does the NFL [Video]

Read Aaron Rodgers' lips

If, like us, you need something funny right now, then we’ve got something that delivers. Bad Lip Reading takes on the NFL and here’s the video. Enjoy!

Here’s Ian Rapoport Getting Hit in the Face With a Football [Video]

Ian Rapoport hit in the face

Video of a guy getting hit in the face with a football. What more do we need to say?

Letterman’s Signs You’re A Bad Referee [Video]

David Letterman

David Letterman brings us this Top 10 list — signs you’re a bad referee. And now we can laugh at the Packers’ misfortune… kind of.

Best of Packers Memes

Here are five of the best Green Bay Packers memes from the Facebook page that’s — you guessed it — solely dedicated to Packers memes.

A Medical Investigation Of Packers Fans’ Thin Skin

Packers fans

MADISON – In what anthropologists and health care professionals are calling an unprecedented and historical breakthrough in medical science, a University of Wisconsin study reported in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association claims that Green Bay Packer fans have “genetically cultivated –- over a long period of time –- the most significantly diaphanous epidermis […]

NFLPA And Owners Reach Agreement That Only Hurts Fans

If you haven’t seen The Onion’s SportsDome yet, you should be ashamed of yourself. It’s hilarious. For example: Onion SportsDome

Five Things To Do During The Packers Bye Week

I know, the Green Bay Packers aren’t playing this weekend. You’re probably going through withdrawals, bouncing off walls, huddled in the corner wondering what to do or some combination of the three. So, here are some helpful suggestions to get through the weekend alive, until your beloved Green Bay Packers return next week. 1. Pay […]

Jared Allen No Longer A Dumbass With A Mullet, Just A Dumbass

Jared Allen

Minnesota Vikings’ defensive end/chief douchebag/animal fucker and all-around dumbass has cut his mullet. Allen, who still looks like a redneck thug who molests his sister, apparently cut the mullet because he’s getting married. That’s right, Jared Allen is getting married. When we found out Allen wasn’t getting married to his cousin, which is completely legal […]

Onion Sports Network To Hit Comedy Central

It’s true. This is absolutely nothing to do with the Green Bay Packers, but it does have two things that are very important to us here at Total Packers. 1. It has Wisconsin roots. 2. It involves something that’s completely awesome. Wisconsin-born satirical newspaper, The Onion, is getting it’s own show on comedy central. More […]

Packers Insiders Gets A New Look… From Us

Packers Insiders

You know them, you love them… or at least tolerate them. They’re the Green Bay Packers’ Insiders! As a single man they would be nothing, but together, they form a Voltron-like unit with one mission – kicking ass! Or maybe it’s Packers’ journalism. I don’t recall. They are… Rob Demovsky – POW! Mike Vandermause – […]

Green Bay Packers Fans Like to Drink

I don’t think anyone can argue the point that Green Bay Packers fans like to drink. And I don’t think anyone can argue with me when I say that The Onion has been cranking out some of the best satire in the country for many years. That’s not to say that alcoholism is a laughing […]

Vikings Are 40th Best All Time and What To Do With The NFL’s Archaic Playoff System

Erick Sklogund

Today’s guest blogger is Erick Sklogund. Sklogund is a Vikings beat writer and humor columnist for The Observer Herald in Le Seur, Minnesota. The corpse of the Minnesota Vikings’ 2009 season is still warm, but it’s not too soon to reflect on where this team stands among the all-time greats. First things first, though. With […]