San Francisco 49ers

Like Us, Brandon Jacobs Thinks Jim Harbaugh is a Bitch

Jim Harbaugh is sad

Former San Francisco 49ers running back Brandon Jacobs went on the radio to rip coach Jim Harbaugh, calling him a bitch. We couldn’t agree more. Here’s the clip.

Young Colin Kaepernick Wanted to Play for the Packers

Young Colin Kaepernick

Young Colin Kaepernick wanted to play for the Green Bay Packers… or the San Francisco 49ers. It’s all come to fruition and now he torments us for eternity.

Five More Thoughts on Another Green Bay Packers Loss to the 49ers

Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers did it again, losing to the San Francisco 49ers in the playoffs. Here’s another look back and five more thoughts on the contest.

49ers Anthony Davis Thinks Green Bay is a Shithole

Anthony Davis

San Francisco 49ers tackle Anthony Davis is not a fan of the Green Bay area. Davis called it a shithole last night on Twitter because he’s a stand-up guy.

Mike McCarthy Will Not Respond to Jim Harbaugh

Mike McCarthy

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy has politely told San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh to piss off. He says the Packers are above a response.

Five More Things on Packers Loss At San Francisco

Eddie Lacy

After our initial analysis of the Green Bay Packers season-opening loss to the San Francisco 49ers, here are the five things that still make us wonder.

You’ll Love to Hear What Jim Harbaugh Said About Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews sack Colin Kaepernick

Poor Jim Harbaugh. The San Francisco 49ers coach didn’t like it when you got into an altercation with his tackle, Clay Matthews. So now he’s going to call names.

Ref Admits He Botched Call After Clay Matthews’ Hit

Clay Matthews hit on Colin Kaepernick

After Clay Matthews late hit on Colin Kaepernick in Sunday’s Packers-49ers game, the refs gave San Francisco 3rd down. It should have been 4th. They know it.

Will All the Packers’ Preparation Prevent a Repeat Performance?

Colin Kaepernick

The Green Bay Packers have prepared all offseason for their week one rematch with the San Francisco 49ers. How this week goes, could be how the season goes.

Not on the San Francisco 49ers Bandwagon

Colin Kaepernick

Guess who’s not on the San Francisco 49ers bandwagon? Us. You. This guy. But pretty much everyone else is, it turns out. So let’s debunk this nonsense.

Jim Harbaugh Continues to be an Insufferable Prick

Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz

San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh does not like your rules NFL. So he continues to do what he does best — whine, complain and be a total doucher.

NFL Confirms, Packers Can Hit the Quarterback

Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

Despite 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh’s idiotic complaining, the NFL has confirmed that the Green Bay Packers will be able to hit his stupid read option QB.

Reminder: Jim Harbaugh Still the Biggest Dick in the NFL

Jim Harbaugh is sad

In case you didn’t remember, San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh is happy to remind you — he’s the biggest dick in the NFL. Here’s the latest example.

Scott Tolzien is the Packers Secret Weapon

Scott Tolzien

Trent Dilfer says practice squad quarterback Scott Tolzien is the Green Bay Packers secret weapon against the San Francisco 49ers. This will excite you.

Colin Kaepernick: Packers Were Yelling At Each Other

Colin Kaepernick

Colin Kaepernick tells us the Green Bay Packers were so unprepared against the San Francisco 49ers in the playoffs, they were yelling at each other on the field.

Randy Moss is Greatest Receiver Ever, According to Randy Moss

Randy Moss on media day

Someone said something stupid during Super Bowl media day. You’ll be surprised to know it was Randy Moss, who says he’s the best receiver ever. The best, Jerry! The best!

Awesome San Francisco 49ers Tattoos [Gallery]

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49ers fans made it easy to track down a bunch of awesome San Francisco 49ers tattoos. Here’s a gallery of some of the finest. Please don’t stab me.

Here’s Colin Kaepernick in a Packers Jersey

young Colin Kaepernick

San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick wore a Milwaukee Brewers hat a couple weeks ago. Now here’s the wee lad Kaepernick repping the Green Bay Packers.

Total View: Packers vs. 49ers, Playoff Edition

49ers whooped the Packers

Finally, here are all the ugly details of the Green Bay Packers season-ending 45-31 humiliation at the hands of the San Francisco 49ers. Read it and weep!

Here’s Jim Harbaugh Freaking Out in Slow Motion [Video]

Jim Harbaugh loses it

San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh freaked out in Sunday’s win over the Atlanta Falcons because that’s what he does. Here’s the awesome slow-motion video.