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Here’s Why Eddie Lacy Couldn’t Recover that Fumble

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An Aaron Rodgers’ fumble was ruled a safety even though Eddie Lacy recovered it and ran it out of the end zone. Idiotic. Here’s the reason for the rule. The Holy Roller.

Changes the NFL Actually Needs: Penalty Edition

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The NFL updated some of their rules this past week and that’s swell. Here are some rules that are sorely in need up updating, with a big focus on penalties.

There’s a New IR Rule, but it Won’t Help Desmond Bishop

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The NFL and NFLPA agreed on two rule changes, one of which allows a player to go on injured reserve and come off during the season. Unfortunately, it won’t help Green Bay Packers linebacker Desmond Bishop.

NFL Has Dumbass New Kickoff Rule

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If the NFL wanted to eliminate what’s potentially one of the most exciting plays in football, they did a good job on Tuesday. The league decided to move kickoffs from the 30 to the 35-yard line. You know what that means? You’re only going to see touchbacks in the NFL, next season. Awesome! I’m probably […]

Jared Allen Will No Longer Be Able To Rope Calves

We’re going to take a break from telling you everyone on the Green Bay Packers is injured to deliver some good news. Minnesota Vikings defensive end/sheep fucker Jared Allen will no longer be able to perform the traditional version of his sack celebration. You know, the one where he drops to one knee and pretends […]

New Umpire Rule May Have Changed Packers’ Playoff Fate

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Earlier this month the NFL announced they are moving umpires from the defensive side of the ball to the offensive backfield in 2010. The move was made to protect umpires, but it’s a move Green Bay Packers’ coach Mike McCarthy thinks could have affected the outcome of the Packers playoff game with the Arizona Cardinals, […]

New Overtime Rules In NFL Playoffs

The league owners voted 28-4 to change overtime rules in the NFL playoffs, Tuesday. The new rule states that the team that loses the coin toss will get a possession if the team that wins the coin toss only scores a field goal. If the team that wins the coin toss scores a touchdown, the […]