Pittsburgh Steelers
Sunday Wild Card Preview
Jan 7th
Atlanta Falcons at New York Giants If ever there was a team coming into these playoffs under the radar, the Falcons are that team. Although the Giants are only tepid three-point home favorites, the coverage and media adoration would lead you to believe it’s a whole lot more one-sided than that. The Falcons were upset [...]
Roethlisberger Thinks About Packers When He’s Taking A Dump
Apr 19th
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is a strange dude. He picks up random chicks in places he shouldn’t be and forces them to do things they don’t want to (allegedly). He also thinks about the Green Bay Packers while he’s on his throne.
Hines Ward Does Reality TV To Get Over Super Bowl Loss
Mar 9th
Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward is going to be on Dancing With the Stars.
Why?
Because he’s an idiot.
Lombardi Trophy Comes Home
Feb 6th
In a fitting end to a season marked by adversity, the Green Bay Packers overcame another spate of injuries to key players and outlasted the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 to win Super Bowl XLV and bring the Lombardi trophy home. It was an amazing game from the start. The Packers dominated the first half, scoring two [...]
Here’s The Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
Feb 4th
Actually, I take that back. Calling this gay is an insult to my homosexual friends. This is something else entirely. It’s lame. It’s loserish. It’s a sign this guy is never getting laid for the rest of his life, unless he runs into a 300-pound hillbilly with five teeth from West Virginia. They like the [...]
No One Likes Ben Roethlisberger And Republicans Like The Packers
Feb 3rd
Maybe it’s his stupid, fat face. Maybe it’s his plodding style of play. Maybe it’s because he’s a rapist. Whatever it is, no one like Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. That is, at least according to a poll set to be published in the Hollywood Reporter. The poll, conducted by Penn Schoen Berland, showed Roesthlisberger [...]
This Is How The Steelers Prepare For The Super Bowl
Feb 2nd
Hey, they’ve been in the Super Bowl a few times in recent years, so maybe the Pittsburgh Steelers don’t need to worry about the usual distractions. Maybe they have their own way of preparing. I’m sure if quarterback Ben Roethlisberger wasn’t engaged, he’d be out boozing and trying to rape hook up with some local [...]
Troy Polamalu Says Troy Polamalu Didn’t Deserve DPOY Award
Feb 1st
Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu won the NFL Defensive Player of the Year award by two votes over Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews, but Polamalu says he doesn’t deserve the award. After he won the award, Polamalu turned to Twitter with these words. Thanks for the congrats. @jharrison9292 @ClayMatthews52 Ed Reed Julius Peppers way [...]
Steelers’ Pouncey Will Miss Super Bowl
Jan 26th
Pittsburgh Steelers center Maurkice Pouncey will miss the Super Bowl, according to teammate Chris Kemoeatu. Pouncey has been fitted for a cast, after suffering what was believed to be a high-ankle sprain in the AFC Championship game. Pouncey didn’t return after suffering the injury, but suggested after the game he’d play in the Super Bowl. [...]
Concussions To Blame For Big Ben’s Slimy Behavior?
Apr 26th
I nearly spit out my coffee this morning when I read this article from the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, questioning whether Ben Roethlisberger’s recent asinine behavior could have stemmed from too many knocks to the head. People who suffer repeated head injuries often exhibit signs of aggression, childishness, impaired self-control, inappropriate sexual activity and alcohol abuse, according [...]
A Third Roethlisberger Accuser?
Apr 16th
Things are going from bad to worse for scumbag Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. On Friday, ABC News reported a third woman has told police that Roethlisberger sexually accosted her while drunk, according to a police report. The new accusation comes as the National Football League considers disciplinary actions against the two-time Super Bowl champion. [...]
Roethlisberger Deserves A Suspension
Apr 13th
This has nothing to do with the Green Bay Packers, but Pittsburgh Steelers’ quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is the talk of the NFL this week after a district attorney in Georgia decided not to file sexual assault charges against the two-time Super Bowl champion. A 20-year-old college student had accused Big Ben of sexually assaulting her [...]
Packers Stray From Winning Game Plan
Dec 21st
During the Green Bay Packers five-game winning streak, their game plan was pretty simple – control the clock, take care of the football and let the defense loose on the opposing quarterback. And just as soon as I patted coach Mike McCarthy and defensive coordinator Dom Capers on the back for devising a winning strategy, [...]
Packers’ Defense Fails to Show in Steelers Loss
Dec 20th
The Pittsburgh Steelers’ defense was suspect Sunday without its injured star safety Troy Polamalu, and the Green Bay Packers took full advantage. The problem was the other side of the ball, where the Packers’ supposedly stout defense was decimated by Ben Roethlisberger and the flailing Steelers’ offense. Roethlisberger was 29-of-46 for a franchise record 503 [...]
Packers, Steelers Going In Opposite Directions
Dec 15th
The Green Bay Packers and their next opponent, the Pittsburgh Steelers, are two teams going in opposite directions. December and January was supposed to be the toughest portion of the Packers’ schedule, with Chicago, Baltimore, Pittsburgh and Arizona on the docket. All four were playoff teams last season and a visit to Pittsburgh to play [...]