Packers Are Sandbagging For Lions

Clay Matthews injured

Hey, want to watch a glorified exhibition game this weekend? Get yourself some tickets to Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions, where the Packers will only play their JV!

Here’s How Bad the Detroit Lions Suck

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The Detroit Lions are terrible and their NFL-sanctioned 2013 calendar proves that point in spades. Here’s a list of the follies, including the Titus Young cover.

Now Teammates Are Ripping Ndamukong Suh

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Nobody likes Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh. You’ve heard this before? Well, now the criticism is coming from his teammates.

Chad Greenway Says Something Only a Vikings Player Could

Chad Greenway

Minnesota Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway has some great advice for the best fans in all the land — get really drunk and obnoxious… Is this any change from the norm?

Packers Not at 2010 Injury Level… Yet

Derek Sherrod

A lot of people compare the 2012 Green Bay Packers to the 2010 Super Bowl team. They’re alike in a lot of ways. Here’s another — they were both injury-prone.

Sam Shields, Charles Woodson Return

Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers might have some reinforcements on defense soon. Both Sam Shields and Charles Woodson returned to practice on Wednesday. One of them might actually play this weekend.

Packers Still Talking About Worst Call Ever

M.D. Jennings' interception

Aaron Rodgers and the Green Bay Packers haven’t forgotten about the Fail Mary. We take a look at how things would be different if the Packers hadn’t gotten jobbed in Seattle.

James Starks Season Over, Ryan Grant Returns

James Starks

James Starks season is reportedly over because of a knee injury he suffered on Sunday. The Green Bay Packers will bring back Ryan Grant to take his place.

Total View: Packers vs. Vikings

James Jones

The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings 23-14 on Sunday. Here’s the most extensive breakdown anywhere, with the breakdown of all the important plays.

At Least Christian Ponder Got it Right Off the Field

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Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder is in the process of flushing his team’s season down the toilet. Off the field, he now has Samantha Steele to look forward to.

Here’s the Turd in the Purple Sombrero

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Mark Swanson, from Lakeland, Minnesota, is the Minnesota Vikings fan in the purple sombrero who knocked out a Green Bay Packers fan after Sunday’s game.

Don Barclay Could Remain Starter

Don Barclay

The Green Bay Packers are thinking about shuffling their offensive line and starting rookie Don Barclay instead of Evan Dietrich-Smith when T.J. Lang is healthy.

Yes, Vikings Fans Were Being Vikings Fans Yesterday

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The fact that there were arrests at Sunday’s Green Bay Packers game against the Minnesota Vikings should come as no surprise. The fact that Vikings fans were being unbearable pricks shouldn’t either. The fact that someone was hospitalized does. A 40-year-old Lakeland, Minn. man has been charged with substantial battery after getting involved in a […]

Five More Thoughts on Packers Win Over Vikings

James Jones

Here are five more thoughts on the Green Bay Packers 23-14 win over the Minnesota Vikings, including Jermichael Finley’s emergence and Don Barclay’s debut.

Things Are Looking Up For Packers

James Starks

The Green Bay Packers managed to bounce back from last week’s debacle and handle the Minnesota Vikings, which went about how we expected it to.

Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

The Green Bay Packers play the turds known as the Minnesota Vikings this week. Here’s what to watch for, including the mentally challenged and Greg Jennings return.

Aaron Rodgers Wants to Bring In-N-Out Burger to Wisconsin

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SportsCentre aired their interview with Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. In it, he gets a puppet and tells us he wants to bring In-N-Out Burger to Wisconsin. Rock!

People Predictably Excited, Confused to See Packers in Airport

Brad Jones brings a plane in

What are Green Bay Packers Jerel Worthy and Brad Jones doing working in an airport? We don’t know either, but here’s the video complete with confused fans.

Clay Matthews Will Continue Standing Around

Clay Matthews

Clay Matthews will miss his third consecutive game. Do the Green Bay Packers know when he’s going to be back? If they do, they’re not telling.

Lest We Forget, It’s Minnesota Vikings Week

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The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this weekend. Did we forget? Hell no. Here’s a starter platter to get a good lather going.