For Some Reason, Joe Flacco is Now Highest-Paid QB

Joe Flacco is No. 1

The Baltimore Ravens have made Joe Flacco the highest-paid quarterback in the NFL for some reason. Makes you wonder what the Green Bay Packers will do with Aaron Rodgers.

You’ll Never Guess Why Aaron Rodgers Will Have a Bad Season

Aaron Rodgers is not please

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers will have a bad season in 2013, but you’ll never guess why. The local numerology expert will tell you.

You Will Surely Want This Brett Favre Credit Card

Brett Favre credit card

That Brett Favre credit card you’ve been dreaming about having? Your dream is now a reality. Favre is even wearing his Green Bay Packers duds on it. What more could you ask for!?

Buy More Pulltabs, You Ingrates!

Vikings new stadium

The Minnesota Vikings new Hormel Chili Dome is on shaky ground again. It seems the locals haven’t been buying enough pulltabs. Get to it, you ingrates!

You Better Like Chicks if you Plan on Playing in the NFL

Chicago Bears coach Marc Trestman working the combine

Some clowns were running around the NFL scouting combine this week asking players if they like chicks. Are they afraid of gays or were they just trolling?

Packers 2013 NFL Draft Prep: Next Man Up

Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers have lost three top personnel men in the past three years — John Schneider, Reggie McKenzie and John Dorsey. Is there reason for to be concerned entering this draft? We investigate.

Packers Will Overpay Jermichael Finley Or Else!

Jermichael Finley

Jermichael Finley is the best tight end in the NFL… in his own mind, and therefore deserves every last dollar of his $8 million salary. Just ask him! He’ll tell ya all about it!

Packers Are Soft, Says Everyone Not Named Mike McCarthy

Mike McCarthy

Just about everyone thinks the Green Bay Packers are soft. Everyone is a completely ignorant ass if you ask Mike McCarthy, who has this current team confused with the Super Bowl team.

Johnny Jolly Reinstated!

Johnny Jolly

Johnny Jolly and his Purple Drank are back in the NFL and will surely solve all the Green Bay Packers problems on the defensive line. Right? A quick recap of the madness and the options.

First Arrest of the Offseason Goes to the Chicago Bears!

J'Marcus Webb

The Chicago Bears have recorded the first offseason arrest in the NFC North, territory typically dominated by the Minnesota Vikings and Detroit Lions. The offender: the guy who got pushed by Jay Cutler.

Packers Looking for Way to Replace Marshall Newhouse

Marshall Newhouse

The Green Bay Packers want to improve their offensive line in 2013. Essentially, that will mean finding a way to replace Marshall Newhouse as a starter, according to Mike McCarthy.

D.J. Williams is Getting Serious!

D.J. Williams grinding

Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams has taken note and is getting serious about the grind. No more parties, no more chicks, just working out with his teddy bear!

Packers Appear to Be Talking Contract with Evan Dietrich-Smith

Evan Dietrich-Smith

The Green Bay Packers appear to be talking contract with center Evan Dietrich-Smith. That could be because they love him or because they have no other option.

Mike Holmgren Will Keep Coming Back Until He Gets it Right

Mike Holmgren

Mike Holmgren may be making yet another return to football, this time with the Oakland Raiders. The Walrus is going to get it right this time, dammit!

Ricky Jean Francois Latest DL on Packers List

Ricky Jean Francois

The Green Bay Packers need defensive line help and the San Francisco 49ers Ricky Jean Francois appears to be one of their targets. Here’s the lowdown.

Aaron Rodgers Will Not Like Tom Brady’s New Deal

Tom Brady

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady just took less money from his team in order to keep them competitive. Somewhere, Aaron Rodgers sighed.

By the Way, Cullen Jenkins was Released

Cullen Jenkins

The Philadelphia Eagles released defensive lineman Cullen Jenkins on Monday. So the Green Bay Packers should re-sign him, right? Not so fast, Bucko!

Jermichael Finley’s Future Still Up in the Air

Jermichael Finley gets his groove back

The Green Bay Packers have some financial decisions to make and Jermichael Finley will be at the center of those. They’ll also affect Greg Jennings’ future.

Here’s How D.J. Williams Picks Up Chicks

D.J. Williams and Clarence

Green Bay Packers tight end D.J. Williams uses a small, toy turtle to help him pick up chicks. That probably works wonders in the bars, but we doubt it’s doing much for his football career.

Packers Considering Franchise Tag for Greg Jennings

greg-jennings-old-spice

The Green Bay Packers are “considering” the franchise tag for Greg Jennings, according to a report. Let’s hope they consider it and move on to another option.