Predictions: New York Jets vs. Green Bay Packers

Chris Ivory

The Green Bay Packers will look to rebound from their embarrassing season-opening loss to Seattle against the 1-0 New York Jets. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson is the Minnesota Vikings, which makes his being a complete fuckup totally appropriate.

Here’s the Best News You’ve Heard All Week

Brad Jones

It’s about Green Bay Packers inside linebacker Brad Jones.

Check Out Old Man Brett Favre

Old Man Brett Favre is working out like a boss, probably plotting one last, great comeback.

Mike Pennel Looks Like He’s Getting His Shot

Mike Pennel

The Green Bay Packers seem to have come to the realization they need a wide body at nose tackle. Enter undrafted rookie Mike Pennel.

Eddie Lacy is Back

Eddie Lacy getting stuffed

The Green Bay Packers got running back Eddie Lacy back from his concussion hiatus on Thursday. That and other injury news.

Ha Ha Not Amused

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

New York Jets coach Rex Ryan says he preferred Calvin Pryor over Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton-Dix in the draft. There must be bulletin board material here somewhere!

Packers Fans Are Appalled!

Packers bikinis

What is this world coming to? Appalling behavior all around, especially by Green Bay Packers fans!

Bryan Bulaga Practices, Could Play

Bryan Bulaga

Right tackle Bryan Bulaga practiced on Wednesday, but looked gimpy doing so. Is he going to go this week? There’s a possibility, it appears.

Esera Tuaolo is Back Because of Course!

Esera Tuaolo

The Green Bay Packers will have former player Esera Tuaolo singing the national anthem this weekend, but probably only because he’s gay.

Aaron Rodgers Has Another Story About Richard Sherman

Aaron Rodgers and Richard Sherman

Aaron Rodgers hopes Richard Sherman gets some work this season. Maybe, if he actually tried to cover the opposition’s No. 1 receiver…

Total View: Green Bay Packers at Seattle Seahawks

Aaron Rodgers sacked by Michael Bennett

The Green Bay Packers got throttled by the Seattle Seahawks in week 1. If you want to know who’s at fault, look no further than this breakdown.

So You’re Saying You Might Bench Brad Jones?

Brad Jones

Brad Jones is a problem for the Green Bay Packers. Are they going to do anything about that problem? Dom Capers gives us a glimmer of hope.

Oh, So the Packers Run a 4-3 Defense and it Sucks?

Dom Capers

The Green Bay Packers have been experimenting with the 4-3 defense. We’ll call the results mixed, but mostly because guys can’t substitute properly.

Well, At Least Clay Matthews Still Has a Thumb

Clay Matthews

Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews is pretty happy he didn’t break his damn thumb again last week. If he’s happy, then so are we.

Of Course Colt Lyerla Got Arrested

Colt Lyerla mug shot

Former Green Bay Packers tight end Colt Lyerla got arrested over the weekend, which should surprise no one. It’s at least partly the Packers fault.

Here’s Mike McCarthy’s Latest Rant About Tackling

Aaron Rodgers and Mike McCarthy have an argument

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is sick and tired of all those missed tackles. What’s he going to do about it? Unfortunately, probably nothing at all.

Richard Sherman Accuses Aaron Rodgers of Avoiding Him

Richard Sherman and Erin Andrews

Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman appears to have confronted Aaron Rodgers about avoiding him on Thursday night. Because he’s that insecure.

Bryan Bulaga Wants to Go Next Week

Bryan Bulaga

The news is about as good as it can get for injured Green Bay Packers tackle Bryan Bulaga. He won’t miss an extended period and says he wants to go next week.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 1 (Friday Version)

Eddie Lacy getting stuffed

In the aftermath of the Green Bay Packers 36-16 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, here’s Stream of Consciousness Monday (Friday version). Ten quick-hitters on the loss.