No Grumbling in Green Bay, Says Clay Matthews

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There’s no crying in baseball and there’s no grumbling in Green Bay, according to Packers linebacker Clay Matthews. Sure, except for one guy, he’s right.

Packers Privately Admit What We All Know — They’re Too Soft

Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers are too soft. You know it, I know it and Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy know it. That should tell you something about their draft strategy this year.

Three Great Things About Clay Matthews’ Contract

Clay Matthews

You all know about Clay Matthews gigantic new contract extension, but here are three most important parameters of the deal for the Green Bay Packers.

Jermichael Finley is Doing Some Groveling Today

Courtney Finley

What was Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley doing last night? Drinking, cheating on his wife and not paying his child support if you believe this.

Packers Want a Defensive Lineman, So Here Are Some Names

Richard Seymour

The Green Bay Packers are breathlessly searching for a defensive lineman. Fortunately, we’re here to help. Here are some guys who both fit the bill and can contribute.

Aaron Rodgers Gets All the Broads Because He’s So Cool

Aaron Rodgers at the Wisconsin Sports Awards

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was at the Wisconsin Sports Awards doing what he does — pulling broads and looking cool. Here’s a rundown of the action in photos.

Packers Need to Reverse Recent Trends in Draft

Ted Thompson

Ted Thompson is a master drafter. Yeah, right. His results in the past two drafts have been pathetic. The Green Bay Packers need to reverse that trend to remain competitive.

2013 Green Bay Packers Schedule

Here’s the Green Bay Packers 2013 schedule. It features four prime-time games and the majority of the team’s NFC North games crammed into the middle.

Jermichael Finley Won’t Be Dropping Anymore Passes

Jermichael Finley

Jermichael Finley has decided to donate money to charity for every ball he drops in 2013. We suspect that means the Green Bay Packers tight end won’t be dropping any balls.

All the Salary Cap Numbers on Clay Matthews’ Deal

Clay Matthews

We now know the salary cap hits the Green Bay Packers will take for each year of Clay Matthews’ contract. Here are the numbers and what they mean.

Clay Matthews is Not the Best Linebacker…

Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

The Green Bay Packers made Clay Matthews the highest-paid linebacker in the NFL yesterday. What did he have to say about it? Well, something and nothing.

Packers Brought in Restricted Free Agent Steve McLendon

Steve McLendon

The Green Bay Packers brought in restricted free agent Steve McLendon on Wednesday. What’s wrong with this picture? So many things. Let us explain.

Clay Matthews’ New Contract is Done

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have finished a new, long-term contract for linebacker Clay Matthews. Matthews signed a new five-year, $65 million deal on Wednesday.

Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross Are a Dance Duo

Not sure what to say about this. You just have to see it for yourself. It’s the Green Bay Packers’ Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross as some sort of dance duo.

Is Matthew Stafford the Anti-Aaron Rodgers?

Aaron Rodgers vs. Rams

Matthew Stafford says he’ll take less money in his new contract so the Detroit Lions can pay other players to field a better team. Aaron Rodgers has said no such thing to the Green Bay Packers, which raises numerous questions.

Pat Summerall Died, So Here’s Him in an Iconic Packers Moment

Pat Summerall

Iconic broadcaster Pat Summerall died Tuesday at the age of 82. Summerall called 16 Super Bowls, including one you’ll be familiar with. Here’s the opening of the Green Bay Packers victory over the New England Patriots.

Don Barclay Won the Fat Contest

Don Barclay

The Green Bay Packers opened voluntary offseason workouts on Monday. What did we learn? Offensive lineman Don Barclay is still the fattest guy on the team.

Packers Have Signed Sederrick Cunningham

Sederrick Cunningham

The Green Bay Packers have signed receiver and returner Sederrick Cunningham. Why and who the hell is this guy? Well, we’ll gladly tell you and throw in some highlights.

Sam Shields, Packers Working on Long-Term Deal

Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers are trying to lock up cornerback Sam Shields long-term. Unfortunately, the team’s remaining restricted free agent doesn’t appear close to a deal.

Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought

Christian Ponder cake

Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.