Jermichael Finley Won’t Be Dropping Anymore Passes

Jermichael Finley

Jermichael Finley has decided to donate money to charity for every ball he drops in 2013. We suspect that means the Green Bay Packers tight end won’t be dropping any balls.

All the Salary Cap Numbers on Clay Matthews’ Deal

Clay Matthews

We now know the salary cap hits the Green Bay Packers will take for each year of Clay Matthews’ contract. Here are the numbers and what they mean.

Clay Matthews is Not the Best Linebacker…

Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

The Green Bay Packers made Clay Matthews the highest-paid linebacker in the NFL yesterday. What did he have to say about it? Well, something and nothing.

Packers Brought in Restricted Free Agent Steve McLendon

Steve McLendon

The Green Bay Packers brought in restricted free agent Steve McLendon on Wednesday. What’s wrong with this picture? So many things. Let us explain.

Clay Matthews’ New Contract is Done

Clay Matthews

The Green Bay Packers have finished a new, long-term contract for linebacker Clay Matthews. Matthews signed a new five-year, $65 million deal on Wednesday.

Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross Are a Dance Duo

Not sure what to say about this. You just have to see it for yourself. It’s the Green Bay Packers’ Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross as some sort of dance duo.

Is Matthew Stafford the Anti-Aaron Rodgers?

Aaron Rodgers vs. Rams

Matthew Stafford says he’ll take less money in his new contract so the Detroit Lions can pay other players to field a better team. Aaron Rodgers has said no such thing to the Green Bay Packers, which raises numerous questions.

Pat Summerall Died, So Here’s Him in an Iconic Packers Moment

Pat Summerall

Iconic broadcaster Pat Summerall died Tuesday at the age of 82. Summerall called 16 Super Bowls, including one you’ll be familiar with. Here’s the opening of the Green Bay Packers victory over the New England Patriots.

Don Barclay Won the Fat Contest

Don Barclay

The Green Bay Packers opened voluntary offseason workouts on Monday. What did we learn? Offensive lineman Don Barclay is still the fattest guy on the team.

Packers Have Signed Sederrick Cunningham

Sederrick Cunningham

The Green Bay Packers have signed receiver and returner Sederrick Cunningham. Why and who the hell is this guy? Well, we’ll gladly tell you and throw in some highlights.

Sam Shields, Packers Working on Long-Term Deal

Sam Shields

The Green Bay Packers are trying to lock up cornerback Sam Shields long-term. Unfortunately, the team’s remaining restricted free agent doesn’t appear close to a deal.

Christian Ponder’s Wedding Cake is Exactly What You Thought

Christian Ponder cake

Want to get in the competition for worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes? Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder did. Check this out.

Brett Favre Says He’ll Come Back to Green Bay One Day

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers at the NFL Honors

We know Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers will reconcile one day, but no one is in any hurry to make that happen, including Brett Favre.

Evan Dietrich-Smith Has Signed His Tender

Evan Dietrich-Smith

Evan Dietrich-Smith, the Green Bay Packers penciled-in starting center, has signed his one-year tender. The way the Packers handled the situation tells us two things.

A.J. Hawk Says Aaron Rodgers is Going to Get a Billion Dollars

A.J. Hawk

A.J. Hawk ain’t so good at math. He thinks his Green Bay Packers teammate Aaron Rodgers is going to get a billion dollars in his new contract. Probably some of the money Hawk had to give up.

Nate Robinson Taunts Steve Novak with Aaron Rodgers’ Belt

natebelt

Aaron Rodgers’ belt celebration was all over the Chicago Bulls and New York Knicks game on Thursday night. Nate Robinson used it to taunt Steve Novak twice. Maybe time for Aaron to get a new celebration.

Does This Guy Look Like a Packers Scout?

britton

Beware! There’s a guy prowling around Ontario pretending to be a scout for the Green Bay Packers. In fact, he’s more likely to show you his junk. Hide your children.

The Closet Pooper Had His Identity Stolen

Najeh Davenport is The Closet Pooper

You remember Najeh Davenport, don’t you? You should. He played for the Green Bay Packers and also once shit in someone’s closet. Also, someone just stole his identity.

Packers 2013 NFL Draft Prep: First Round Probables

Eddie Lacy

Who will the Green Bay Packers choose in the first round of the 2013 draft? We look at what the experts have to say and preview the most-likely picks for the Packers.

You Weren’t the Only One Bitching About Snow in Green Bay

Greg Van Roten's view

It snowed in Green Bay on Wednesday, which we didn’t find out until late in day. It’s April. What the hell? At least some Green Bay Packers joined in your misery.