Brian Urlacher and the Chicago Bears Got Divorced

Brian Urlacher

The Chicago Bears and face of the franchise Brian Urlacher just went through a divorce similar to the Packers and Brett Favre. We feel for all involved. Really.

Aaron Rodgers’ New Deal Could Be Done Soon

Aaron Rodgers is not please

The Green Bay Packers look like they have been doing something this offseason after all. A new deal for quarterback Aaron Rodgers is reportedly close. A really, really large deal.

Charles Woodson: No New Team in Sight

Charles Woodson

Charles Woodson hasn’t drawn much interest since the Green Bay Packers released him and the market has started to dry up. So now what? Let’s take a look.

McCarthy Committed To DuJuan Harris and No One Else

DuJuan Harris

Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy is committed to running back DuJuan Harris in 2013, but not anyone else. The rest of the Packers runners are on notice, which means the backfield could look a lot different this season.

Here’s Greg Jennings Farewell Newspaper Ad

Jennings-ad

Greg Jennings placed this ad in the Wisconsin newspapers thanking Green Bay Packers fans and the organization. A Bittersweet Farewell indeed.

Greg Jennings and Brett Favre Colluding on Minnesota

greg-jennings-old-spice

Brett Favre helped convince Greg Jennings to sign with the Minnesota Vikings. We know just how that conversation went. Also, Jennings finds Christian Ponder impressive and that’s good for a laugh or two.

Packers Still Blathering About Retiring Brett Favre’s Number

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers at the NFL Honors

The Green Bay Packers are still talking about retiring Brett Favre’s number… someday. In the meantime, they’re contriving moments for your enjoyment.

Packers Free Agency Approach Now Makes Total Sense!

Ted Thompson

The Green Bay Packers do nothing approach to free agency now makes total sense. The team is trying to pile up compensatory picks to draft gems like these.

Packers Taking it Slowly with Johnny Jolly

Johnny Jolly

The Green Bay Packers are exploring a relationship with recently reinstated defensive end Johnny Jolly, but they’re taking things slowly, like a jilted woman.

Could Greg Jennings Become More Selfish? You Bet!

Greg Jennings flattened

It turns out Greg Jennings is not only delusional, but he only cares about his personal stats (after money, of course). Here’s where we give him a proper sendoff.

Conspiracy! Or What Really Happened with Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings Lambeau Leap

What really happened with Greg Jennings? Ted Thompson and the Packers were never really interested, but drove up the price to hurt the Minnesota Vikings.

Packers Interested in Losing Out on Ahmad Bradshaw

Ahmad Bradshaw

The Green Bay Packers have a new target in free agency — Giants running back Ahmad Bradshaw. How long before they lose him to another team? We’ll see.

With Tom Crabtree Out, Jermichael Finley is Probably In

Tom Crabtree for the score!

The Green Bay Packers let tight end Tom Crabtree walk rather than paying him an extra $100,000. That means they’ll overpay Jermichael Finley in 2013. Sound strategy as always.

A.J. Hawk Took a Pay Cut Because That’s What Underachieving Players Do

Ahmad Bradshaw runs over A.J. Hawk

The Green Bay Packers have cut A.J. Hawk’s salary cap number. Now Hawk will be able to return to the Packers as a backup instead of an overpaid backup.

About Greg Jennings and the Vikings

Greg Jennings injured

Greg Jennings signed with the Minnesota Vikings, where he really feels wanted. We’re real happy for him. In the end, it was about money and nothing else.

Vikings are Really Hyping that Awesome Matt Cassel Signing

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings love their latest signing, quarterback Matt Cassel. Just check out this awesome career highlights graphic they released to welcome him.

Green Bay Packers All-Time Best Free Agent Signings

Reggie White

Since the Green Bay Packers won’t be signing anyone of note during this free agency period, we decided to look at their all-time best free agent signings to cheer you up.

Christian Ponder will be Getting Benched for Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel

The Minnesota Vikings are going to be holding a quarterback competition and you’re invited. You’ll get to compete with Christian Ponder and Matt Cassel and you should be able to beat both easily.

Surprise! Steven Jackson Signs with Not the Packers

Steven Jackson

Well, the Green Bay Packers managed to bone one again, letting Steven Jackson sign with the Atlanta Falcons after working out the basic parameters of a deal. Way to go, Ted!

Tom Crabtree Has Some Suitors

Tom Crabtree

Tom Crabtree became an unrestricted free agent when the Green Bay Packers failed to tender him. Now it looks like he’ll be moving on to another team, which is unfortunate.