Mike McCarthy Makes a Guarantee

Mike McCarthy

Mike McCarthy is in the business of making guarantees now. He says the Green Bay Packers running game will be better in 2013. Can we fire him if he’s wrong?

Fred Smoot Shed Some More Light on the Love Boat

Fred Smoot

Fred Smoot allegedly organized the Minnesota Vikings Love Boat excursion and nailed two hookers with a double dong. Now, he’s shed more light on the cruise.

Packers Still Trying to Get Rid of Desmond Bishop

Desmond Bishop

The Green Bay Packers are still trying to trade inside linebacker Desmond Bishop. If they can’t, they may release him. Our A.J. Hawk nightmare will live on.

Here’s Jay Cutler Looking Like Jay Cutler at His Wedding

Jay Cutler wedding

Jay Cutler married Kristin Cavallari last weekend — sorry ladies. Of course, Cutler did is best Jay Cutler impersonation. At least he made her an honest woman.

Packer Have Signed Terrell Sinkfield, Who Ran a 4.19 40

Terrell Sinkfield

The Green Bay Packers have signed receiver Terrell Sinkfield, who ran the fastest 40-yard-dash at a pre-draft workout on record. 4.19, people!

Packers Didn’t Practice Read Option Before Facing 49ers

Colin Kaepernick

Green Bay Packers defensive coordinator Dom Capers has admitted his team didn’t practice the read option before facing the 49ers in the playoffs. Huh?

Vince Lombardi Was No. 1 on ESPN Coaches List

Vince Lombardi lights a cigarette

Vince Lombardi is the greatest coach in NFL history and not just according to us. ESPN “experts” chose Lombardi as the top coach in their NFL coaching top 20 list.

The Chicago Bears Gave Up on the Porta Potty Dude

Gabe Carimi

The Chicago Bears have given up on former first-round pick Gabe Carimi after two seasons. They’ve traded him to Tampa. Another example of their suckitude.

Ryan Pickett Wants to Play 3-4 More Years

Ryan Pickett

Ryan Pickett says he can play 3-4 more years and wants to retire with the Green Bay Packers. Do the Packers share that sentiment? We have our doubts.

Aaron Rodgers: Just a Regular Guy

Aaron Rodgers at the Wisconsin Sports Awards

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is just a regular guy. He shops at Piggly Wiggly too and you can stalk him there, but we wouldn’t advise it.

Lane Taylor is the Latest June Star

Lane Taylor

The pads haven’t come on yet, but the media has anointed guard Lane Taylor as the Green Bay Packers offseason star. Will he carry it over to training camp?

Green Bay Packers’ Mini-Camp Wrap

Clay Matthews plays dodgeball

The Green Bay Packers started and finished their first mandatory mini-camp of the offseason this week. If there was anything to learn, here it is.

Aaron Rodgers is Sixth-Highest Paid Athlete

Aaron Rodgers at NFL Honors

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers checked in at No. 6 on Forbes list of highest-paid athletes. He won’t be maintaining that lofty perch though.

Brett Favre Says He Was At Fault

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers

Brett Favre has admitted that he was at fault for the rift between him and the Green Bay Packers. It also looks like his number is going to be retired soon.

Jeff George Will Fix Christian Ponder

Jeff George

Good news. Jeff George is back in the NFL as a “guest coach” for the Minnesota Vikings and he’s going to make Christian Ponder less awful.

Greg Jennings Will Not Mention Aaron Rodgers By Name

Greg Jennings

Greg Jennings is a Minnesota Viking through and through. He’s now upping the douche factor by not mentioning Aaron Rodgers or the Packers by name.

James Jones Doesn’t Like Greg Jennings

James Jones scores

Green Bay Packers receiver doesn’t like Minnesota Vikings receiver and former teammate Greg Jennings no more. And neither do we.

Stop Following Clay Matthews Home, Please

Packers linebacker Clay Matthews' sack dance

Some of you out there are gotten a little stalker-y. People have been following linebacker Clay Matthews home after work, which is a little fucking weird.

Packers Were Lowballing Sam Shields

Sam Shields

Sam Shields and the Green Bay Packers were supposedly going to work out a long-term deal. Not happening anymore. Shields will play out his one-year tender.

Thank the Lord, Johnny Jolly is Back!

Johnny Jolly

Well, it only took three years, a prison term and some rehab, but our main man Johnny Jolly is back with the Green Bay Packers. Huzzah!