Packers vs. Saints: Key Matchups
Sep 8th
Here are three key matchups in the Green Bay Packers tilt with the New Orleans Saints. The operative word is communication.
The Latest In Stupid Packers Music Videos: Quarterback Copycat
Sep 8th
Just in time for the season opener, here’s the latest in stupid music videos about the Green Bay Packers. This one is called Quarterback Copycat and comes to us from The Lucas Kates Band.
Predictions: Packers vs. Saints
Sep 8th
Total Packers writers break down the keys to the Green Bay Packers season opener against the New Orleans Saints.
McCarthy Pissed About His Makeup
Sep 8th
Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy took some time to call out his makeup artist for the NFL Films documentary America’s Game in an interview with Jason Wilde. Classy move, coach!
Josh Sitton’s Deal: $6.75 Million Annually
Sep 7th
The Green Bay Packers made guard Josh Sitton a rich bitch when they signed him to a five-year contract extension last week. Here are the numbers and where they place him in the league and on the Packers.
Green Bay Has Ugliest Groupies And Other Stories Of Depravity
Sep 7th
Complex gives us a fairly comprehensive look at the NFL groupie scene, including the realization that Green Bay has the ugliest groupies in the league. Fear not! There is a silver lining, though.
Rodgers: Mark Sanchez Is Embarrassing
Sep 7th
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took a shot at New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, calling his GQ shoot embarrassing. Rodgers is right. Sanchez looks like he’s going to a pride festival.
League Experts: Packers Are No. 1
Sep 7th
The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.
Breaking Down The Packers Practice Squad
Sep 6th
Here’s a look at the Green Bay Packers practice squad, including how they landed there and each player’s potential.
Grant, Starks Will Split Carries
Sep 6th
The Green Bay Packers plan to split carries between Ryan Grant and James Starks. Here’s what it means for each back and how it’s likely to play out.
Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team
Sep 6th
The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.
Packers Final Roster Analysis
Sep 5th
Here’s the breakdown of the Green Bay Packers 2011 roster by position, the strengths, weaknesses and surprises.
Final Roster Cuts: List In Progress
Sep 3rd
Here are the Green Bay Packers final roster cuts we know of right now with commentary. If only someone could gather the Press Gazette’s cuts together with the Journal Sentinel’s so we could have a comprehensive list… Caleb Schlauderaff, guard, 6th-round pick in 2011 — He was traded to the New York Jets. Brandian Ross, [...]
Gilbert Brown’s Speech And Green Bay Chill Highlights [Video]
Sep 3rd
The Lingerie Football League’s Green Bay Chill opened their season last week. Here are some highlights, including an impassioned halftime speech by coach Gilbert Brown.
Does Chastin West’s Boozing Mean He Made The Team?
Sep 2nd
Green Bay Packers receiver Chastin West is on the bubble for a roster spot, yet he was out boozing with Randall Cobb Friday night. That could mean he knows something we don’t.
Josh Sitton Signs Contract Extension
Sep 2nd
The Green Bay Packers have locked up right guard Josh Sitton for the next six years, signing the offensive lineman to a five-year extension. Sitton is the first of a trio of extension targets to sign.
Just Because: Alyssa Milano In Packers Gear [Photos]
Sep 2nd
Total Packers childhood crush Alyssa Milano has a line of Green Bay Packers gear. She models it herself. We think you know where this is going. Gallery of hot chick wearing Packers gear! Yeehaa!
Packers vs. Chiefs: First Impressions
Sep 1st
The Green Bay Packers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 20-19 to close out the preseason. Here are our first impressions, including which bubble players solidified a roster spot, who disappointed and which position is going to be overloaded.
An Ode To Aaron Rodgers’ Fu Manchu [Photos]
Sep 1st
Green Bay Packers cornerback Aaron Rodgers has been sporting some wicked awesome facial hair of late. Here’s our salute to a great man with some great facial hair.
John Boehner Is A Dick
Sep 1st
House Speaker John Boehner is a fuckmouth. The Congressman asked president Barack Obama to move his speech on jobs and the economy to Sept. 8, when the Green Bay Packers open their season against the New Orleans Saints.