Let’s All Check Out the 2014 Detroit Pride

Detroit Pride

Did you know the Detroit Lions have some cheerleaders? Well, kind of anyway. They’re the Detroit Pride and here’s the 2014 batch.

Predictions: Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions

Calvin Johnson: slam dunk

Green Bay Packers vs. Detroit Lions. This matchup looks pretty much the same as it did last year and the year before. Here’s how we’re picking it.

Ruh-Roh, Detroit

Danny Gorrer

The Detroit Lions have some real issues in the secondary this week. That’s great news for Aaron Rodgers and company.

Bryan Bulaga Likely to Miss Another Week

Bryan Bulaga

Bryan Bulaga is questionable again, which likely means another week of Derek Sherrod at right tackle for the Green Bay Packers. Should you be worried?

This Cornerback Thing is Week-to-Week…

Davon House

The Green Bay Packers coaching staff would have you believe they’ll be choosing which cornerbacks play on a week-to-week basis. We have a different idea.

That’s Not Lambeau Field, You Dick!

Scott Walker's Lambeau Field

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has a new ad touting how many jobs he’s created and referencing Lambeau Field. Wait, that’s not Lambeau Field. Way to go, dick.

Josh Sitton Still Thinks the Lions are Scumbags

Ndamukong Suh stomp

Green Bay Packers guard Josh Sitton still thinks the Detroit Lions are a bunch of scumbags and of course he’s right.

Something’s Going on With Casey Hayward

Casey Hayward

Something isn’t right with cornerback Casey Hayward. He barely played against the Jets and now he has a phantom injury. Looks like he’s fallen out of favor.

Andy Mulumba Has Torn ACL

Andy Mulumba

Andy Mulumba has a torn ACL because it is the Year of the Torn ACL for the Green Bay Packers. That’s a one-way ticket to injured reserve.

Total View: New York Jets at Green Bay Packers

Jordy Nelson

Relive all the big plays that saw the Green Bay Packers pull out a 31-24 win over the New York Jets. Here’s who got it done (and who didn’t).

Oh, Now Adrian Peterson Has Been Deactivated Again

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Well of course the Minnesota Vikings have deactivated running back Adrian Peterson again. Sponsors started pulling dollars. Fuck these clowns.

Stream of Consciousness Monday: Week 2 (Seoul Edition)

Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb

Ten things that stood out from the Green Bay Packers week 2 win over the New York Jets, including guys who need more PT and play calls that were crap.

Aaron Rodgers Shooting Ford Commercial, Broad in Tow

Aaron Rodgers is about to unleash a new Ford commercial on you. Olivia Munn was there for the shoot to make sure everything went well.

Of Course Adrian Peterson is Playing this Weekend

Adrian Peterson

Adrian Peterson has been reinstated by the Minnesota Vikings because, well, just because. They’re the Minnesota Vikings and they can’t win without him.

Andy Mulumba Probably Headed to IR

Andy Mulumba

The Green Bay Packers look like they’ve lost linebacker Andy Mulumba for the year. They’re calling his knee injury significant.

About That Timeout…

The New York Jets had a game-tying touchdown taken away from them because they are morons. Too bad for them.

Five More: Packers 31, Jets 24

Jordy Nelson

Hey, the Green Bay Packers got their first win of the season on Sunday. It wasn’t pretty though. Here are five more somewhat rational thoughts about the win.

Vikings Fans: Always Classy

Adrian Peterson fan

There was a woman in an Adrian Peterson jersey carrying a switch at the Minnesota Vikings games on Sunday. Because, of course.

Packers Escape with 31-24 Win Over the Jets

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers only needed to do one thing to beat the New York Jets. Throw it to Jordy Nelson and pray. They did that in an ugly 31-24 victory.

Adrian Peterson: All Smiles

Adrian Peterson mug shot

Adrian Peterson is all smiles in his latest mugshot, which looks exactly the same as his previous mugshot. He must know something we don’t.