TiVo Time: Chicago Bears
Sep 28th
After slogging through the tape, we’re back with the breakdown of the Green Bay Packers win over the Chicago Bears. Here are all the important moments, what happened and why.
Playoff Shifts For Week Three
Sep 28th
The Green Bay Packers are the most likely playoff team after three weeks of the season. Here’s a quick look at who’s in position to make the playoffs and who isn’t after week three’s action.
Win $300 Playing Fantasy Football For Free On FanDuel.com
Sep 28th
Play fantasy football with Total Packers and win your share of $300 in cash prizes. Here’s how. Check it out!
Burnett: We Won For Nick
Sep 27th
The Green Bay Packers shouldn’t need any extra motivation, especially against a rival like the Chicago Bears, but safety Morgan Burnett certainly has some. It could make the Packers even more dangerous this season.
Green Bay Packers vs. Chicago Bears: Grades
Sep 27th
Grading out the Green Bay Packers 28-17 win over the Chicago Bears in week three, including game balls and marks for each of the Packers’ three units. Here’s who played well and who didn’t.
Marshall Newhouse Draws Praise, Likely To Remain Starter
Sep 27th
Tackle Marshall Newhouse drew praise for his play after stepping in for the injured Bryan Bulaga on Sunday. It’s a good thing he played well because the Green Bay Packers will need him. Bulaga is likely to be out for a couple weeks.
Now They Start Speculating About Donovan McNabb’s Job
Sep 27th
They don’t think too much of Donovan McNabb’s performance at quarterback in Minnesota. The question is how much longer can he hold onto his job?
Slocum: There’s Nothing To See Here, Please Move Along
Sep 26th
Green Bay Packers special teams coach Shawn Slocum is a master at making excuses. He has to be — his units consistently suck. So what did he have to say about Johnny Knox’s negated punt return touchdown yesterday? Take a look.
Packers vs. Bears: First Impressions
Sep 26th
First impressions of the Green Bay Packers 27-17 win over the Chicago Bears. Here’s why the Packers are 3-0, who looked good and what needs improvement.
Predictions: Packers vs. Bears
Sep 24th
Total Packers’ writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Chicago Bears. Here’s how it will happen and why.
Packers vs. Bears Preview
Sep 24th
Here’s our preview of the Green Bay Packers and Chicago Bears week three game at Soldier Field, including game plan, key matchups and injury report.
The Greatest Green Bay Packers Player Of All Time Is…
Sep 23rd
After thousands of hours of research, Total Packers has selected the greatest Green Bay Packers player of all time. We used a very scientific formula, which was constructed over several years. Here is the result.
Cerebral Football: Why Teams Should Defer To The Second Half
Sep 23rd
The Green Bay Packers are fans of deferring until the second half, which seems to spark quite a bit of debate. The Packers have been successful using this formula. Here’s the argument in favor.
Jay Cutler’s Sore Vagina Doesn’t Know If Jay Cutler Can Make It
Sep 23rd
We know you’ll be astounded, but Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler already has a sore vagina. It isn’t expected to keep him out of Sunday’s contest with the Green Bay Packers, but it might make him sit out for the second half.
Aaron Rodgers Drives A Truck, Dammit!
Sep 22nd
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers hasn’t let the money go to his head. He’s not throwing down for some fancy ride. He’s rolling around in a Ford Truck. Here’s his new Ford commercial.
TiVo Time: Carolina Panthers
Sep 22nd
We break down the tape of the Green Bay Packers week two win over the Carolina Panthers. Here’s what worked, what didn’t, who played well and who sucked it up.
Brown County Sheriff’s Department Rules!
Sep 21st
We’ve never been big fans of the cops, but that all changed today when this arrived in the mail. The Brown County Sheriff’s Department has gone above and beyond to produce this bad boy. Check it out!
James Starks Is (Unofficially) Packers No. 1 Back
Sep 21st
The Green Bay Packers may not openly admit it, but James Starks has overtaken Ryan Grant as the team’s No. 1 running back. Starks is playing around three times as much as Grant.
Is Rodgers Still Dating Destiny Newton? We’ll See! [Photos]
Sep 20th
Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers likes the broads. This we know. Last we heard he was dating Destiny Newton, a lovely lady from his hometown of Chico, California. Now, he’s playing football, so…
Green Bay Packers vs. Carolina Panthers: Grades
Sep 20th
Game balls, injuries and grades for the Green Bay Packers passing attack, running game, passing defense, rushing defense and special teams from the team’s week two victory over the Carolina Panthers.