TiVo Time: Minnesota Vikings
Nov 19th
We take one more look at the Green Bay Packers pounding of the Minnesota Vikings by breaking down the tape. Here are the key plays, what made them work or what didn’t.
Welcome To The Phasing Out Of Ryan Grant
Nov 18th
Green Bay Packers coach Mike McCarthy wants to work rookie running back Brandon Saine into the offense more. At whose expense? Well, looking at the trends, it’s looks like Ryan Grant is on the way out.
Make Minnesota Vikings Fans Cry [Video]
Nov 18th
There’s nothing awesome about a little girl crying… unless she’s crying because the Green Bay Packers stomped the Minnesota Vikings. We’re pretty sure this is what all Vikings fans look like after a loss.
Johnny Jolly Gets Hard Time
Nov 17th
Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly sealed his fate with his third drug arrest. Today, he ran out of chances and he learned his punishment.
Jordy Nelson Is Good Because He’s White
Nov 17th
Green Bay Packers receiver Jordy Nelson is having a breakout season because of one simple factor — he’s white. That is, at least according to a couple of his teammates.
Around The League: Week 10 Review
Nov 16th
After hemming and hawing a while, we decided to take a look around the NFL to see who the top teams are, who’s in the MVP conversation and who makes absolutely no sense. Here’s what we came up with.
You Knew We’d Hear From The ’72 Dolphins Sooner Or Later
Nov 16th
The Green Bay Packers are undefeated through nine games and talk of a perfect season has already begun, which means the 72 Miami Dolphins were sure to start talking sooner or later. Well, they’ve started talking sooner.
A Tale Of Two (Or Three) Linebackers
Nov 16th
The Green Bay Packers starting inside linebackers, Desmond Bishop and A.J. Hawk, are exceeding expectations and underperforming, respectively. We take a look at the stats and compare those to former Packer Nick Barnett, who’s now with the Buffalo Bills.
Grades: Packers vs. Vikings
Nov 15th
The Green Bay Packers kept their winning streak alive by giving a behind-the-woodshed-like beating to the hated Minnesota Vikings by the score of 45-7. This is by far going to be the best overall report card I’ve given to this point. Let’s take a look. QB: Aaron Rodgers was, again, artistic in his play, finishing 23-of-30 [...]
Johnny Jolly: My Only Friend Was Codeine [Video]
Nov 15th
Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly will appear in a segment on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, where he discusses his codeine addiction and reveals several new details about his life. Here’s a video preview of the story.
What Does Jermichael Finley Do Before Monday Night Football? [Photo]
Nov 15th
Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is a strange duck. If you haven’t seen what he was up to before last night’s win over the Minnesota Vikings, take a look at this.
Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass
Nov 15th
Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.
Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion
Nov 14th
The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.
Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries
Nov 14th
The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.
Holding A Late Lead, Packers’ Defense is Dominant
Nov 12th
We’ve been ragging on the Green Bay Packers defense lately, but when you look at the statistics, they almost always do their job when they need to most. Just take a look at this list of wins, which were largely sealed by the defense.
Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback
Nov 11th
When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!
TiVoTime: San Diego Chargers
Nov 11th
Here’s the exhaustive breakdown of the tape from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. We’ve got analysis of all the important plays just for you.
Stock Sale Coming Next Week
Nov 10th
The Green Bay Packers will reportedly offer stock in the team to the public for the first time since 1997 next week. Here’s what we know.
Packers Now Openly Discussing Undefeated Season
Nov 9th
The Green Bay Packers are only halfway to a potential undefeated season and don’t have a defense playing at a championship level, but that isn’t stopping some members of the team from discussing running the table.
They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]
Nov 9th
A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.