Here’s Jay Cutler’s Fat Bitch!
Mar 22nd
Sometimes you don’t show off your broad. Unless you’re Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler, who shows off his broad all the time! Here’s Kristin Cavallari, fat!
Don’t Put Bounties On Anyone
Mar 21st
A hard lesson was learned Thursday. Don’t ever put a bounty on anyone. The NFL brought down the hammer on the New Orleans Saints for having a bounty program and the consequences are harsh.
Tebow Traded To Jets, But Not Really
Mar 21st
Even though the Green Bay Packers made a bid for Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow, he was traded to the New York Jets. Or, so we thought. There’s a snag in the trade. Here’s the rundown.
Packers Interest In Tim Tebow Legitimate, Trade Unlikely
Mar 21st
The Green Bay Packers interest in Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow is legitimate, but a trade is unlikely. Here’s the breakdown of why Tebow won’t end up in Green Bay.
Who The Hell Is Manny Lawson?
Mar 21st
The Green Bay Packers are really tearing up the free agent market, at least compared to most years. The team appears to have real interest in a second player this offseason. He’s linebacker Manny Lawson. Here’s his story.
Packers Have Discussed Tim Tebow Trade
Mar 20th
The Green Bay Packers are one of several teams who have discussed trading for Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. Here’s a look at how he’d fit in with the Packers and who else is interested.
Bush Is Back In The Fold
Mar 20th
Just when we thought cornerback Jarrett Bush was going to end up playing elsewhere next season, the Green Bay Packers stepped up and re-signed him. Here are the details.
Jarrett Bush In Demand
Mar 20th
Green Bay Packers cornerback Jarrett Bush is drawing considerable interest on the free agent market, making his return to the Packers seem unlikely. Here’s the breakdown, along with who might replace him.
Packers Will Bring In Jeff Saturday
Mar 19th
The Green Bay Packers have actually scheduled a free agent visit. The team will bring in veteran center Jeff Saturday to possibly replace the departed Scott Wells.
Flynn Signs With Seattle
Mar 19th
Matt Flynn with get his chance to start with the Seattle Seahawks. Flynn signed a three-year deal with Seattle, who beat out Miami for the quarterback’s services.
Clusterfuck Update 3/17: Options At Center Diminish, 49ers In On Peyton
Mar 17th
Free agency has slowed down, but there have still been plenty of developments. The Green Bay Packers even factor into some of them. Here’s a breakdown of the important moves over the past two days.
Scott Wells Is Gone
Mar 16th
The Green Bay Packers starting center in 2011, Scott Wells has moved on. Wells signed a free agent contract with the St. Louis Rams on Friday, leaving the Packers with a big hole to fill on their offensive line.
Flynn Wants To Sign With Miami, But Dolphins Are Idiots
Mar 16th
Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn wants to sign with the Miami Dolphins, but the team is handling the situation like they got a lesson from Matt Millen. At this rate, they’ll probably end up with David Garrard.
DeSean Jackson Guarantees Super Bowl, Everyone Laughs
Mar 16th
Philadelphia Eagles receiver DeSean Jackson is already crowning his team, much like quarterback and resident moron Vince Young did last season. Here’s what Jackson had to say and what we think about it.
Dolphins Will Go Hard After Matt Flynn
Mar 15th
With Peyton Manning seemingly signing elsewhere, the Miami Dolphins are ready to ramp up their pursuit of Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Matt Flynn. Seattle has is making a run at him first, though.
Packers Show Interest In Someone, Then Do Nothing
Mar 15th
The Green Bay Packers finally got the memo that free agency started and it came only two days late. That’s right, on day three they actually called someone’s agent. Of course, then they followed up by doing nothing.
Clusterfuck Update 3/15: Big Prize Is Gone
Mar 15th
Finally, things are beginning to slow down. The big prize, defensive end Mario Williams, finally signed a contract. Here’s a look at the few other notable signings and where the Green Bay Packers stand.
Clusterfuck Update 3/14: Wells In Tennessee, Browns In On Flynn
Mar 14th
The madness continues! Day two of free agency is just as stupid as day one, if not more so. We’ve got some news on the Green Bay Packers free agents, along with the important moves from around the league. Hey, the Minnesota Vikings killed it today.
As It Turns Out, Bears Probably Traded For Another Scumbag
Mar 14th
The Chicago Bears made the bold move of trading for receiver Brandon Marshall. Oh, by the way, he may have punched some broad in the face last Sunday. Smooth move Chicago. Here’s the rundown.
Clusterfuck Update 3/13: Bears Get A Backup, Matt Flynn Update
Mar 14th
The first day of free agency was typical — a bunch of idiots threw money at players who will never live up to their contracts. Surprisingly, there were also some smart moves made. Here’s a look at the NFL’s annual clusterfuck, day one.