Here’s the Detroit Lions Way of Wishing Jim Caldwell Happy Birthday

Jim Caldwell

A first-class organization, those Detroit Lions. It was their new coach, Jim Caldwell’s birthday today. Here’s how they wished him happy birthday.

Best of Aaron Rodgers’ 2013 Photobombs

Aaron Rodgers photobomb

We’ve culled through the Green Bay Packers 2013 captains gallery and pulled our favorite Aaron Rodgers photobombs. Here they are.

Green Bay Packers Grades the Total Packers’ Way

Aaron Rodgers: QB1

Everyone else has handed out their grades for the Green Bay Packers’ 2013 season. Well, their grades are shit. Here’s the straight dope.

Leslie Frazier Hints That He was Sabotaged

Leslie Frazier

Leslie Frazier is no longer the coach of the Minnesota Vikings. Good reason for that. Namely, Christian Ponder. Frazier hints he was forced to play Ponder.

Aaron Rodgers Won the Bart Starr Award

Aaron Rodgers vs. Washington

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has been awarded the 2014 Bart Starr Award for being a swell guy and giving back to the community.

Eddie Lacy is Going to the Pro Bowl

Eddie Lacy

Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacy just got an invitation to the Pro Bowl. He’ll replace Adrian Peterson, who dropped out with an injury.

Mike Zimmer is the Minnesota Vikings New Coach

Mike Zimmer

The Minnesota Vikings have a new coach. He is former Cincinnati Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer. Now they just need a quarterback.

Ben McAdoo is the New York Giants New OC

Ben McAdoo

The Green Bay Packers need a new quarterbacks coach. Ben McAdoo was hired as the New York Giants offensive coordinator on Tuesday. Alex Van Pelt is next up.

Packers Backup QB Plan: Josh McCown?

Josh McCown

The Green Bay Packers learned what life was like without Aaron Rodgers in 2013. So maybe they need a backup plan. How about Josh McCown of the rival Bears?

Aaron Rodgers Was on the Cover of The Globe

Aaron Rodgers on The Globe

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has arrived. How do we know? He’s on the cover of The Globe and caught in a gay scandal. Boom!

Jim Caldwell is the Detroit Lions New Coach

Jim Caldwell

The Detroit Lions have gone out and hired Baltimore Ravens offensive coordinator Jim Caldwell as their new coach. Way to go Detroit Lions!

Young Colin Kaepernick Wanted to Play for the Packers

Young Colin Kaepernick

Young Colin Kaepernick wanted to play for the Green Bay Packers… or the San Francisco 49ers. It’s all come to fruition and now he torments us for eternity.

Green Bay Packers Are Indeed Looking at Safeties

Tre Boston

The Green Bay Packers are scouting the East-West Shrine Game and we know what they’re looking for. They’re taking a long, hard look at safeties.

Packers Special Teams Ranked 20th in the NFL

Mason Crosby

The Dallas Morning News’ special teams rankings are out and not surprisingly, the Green Bay Packers are in the bottom half of them again.

Here’s Where Ted Thompson Gets Ripped

Ted Thompson

It’s well documented that Green Bay Packers general manager Ted Thompson doesn’t utilize free agency to build the team. The rest of the league has taken notice.

Note to Green Bay Packers: Here Are the Top Free Agent Safeties

Jairus Byrd

We’re banging on this drum again because the Green Bay Packers need new safeties. So here are the top free agent safeties available. Yes, in fantasy land.

Note to Green Bay Packers: Here Are the Top Safeties in the Draft

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Here you go Green Bay Packers. Here are the top safeties in the 2014 NFL Draft. Study them. Learn to love them. And then draft one of them. You’re welcome.

2014 NFL Playoffs: Divisional Round Predictions

Tom Brady

We’re taking a crack at predicting the outcomes of the all four of the NFL playoffs divisional round games. Hey, no Packers, we’ve got nothing better to do.

David Bakhtiari, You Rascal!

David Bakhtiari

Green Bay Packers tackle David Bakhtiari is being admonished by the league for re-entering the game after being diagnosed with a concussion last week.

Packers OLB Coach Kevin Greene is Hall of Fame Finalist Again

Kevin Greene

Green Bay Packers outside linebackers coach Kevin Greene is a Pro Football Hall of Fame finalist for the third time. It’s about time he got enshrined in Canton.