Here’s the Sausage, Courtesy of the Minnesota Vikings
Jan 9th
Sausage! That’s what Green Bay Mayor Jim Schmitt got when from his Minneapolis counterpart when the Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings. And you can have some!
Packers, 49ers Playoff Rivalry Wasn’t Much of Rivalry After All
Jan 9th
The Green Bay Packers playoff rivalry with the San Francisco 49ers in the 1990s was decidedly one-sided. Does that make it a rivalry at all? We review the games.
Total View: Packers vs. Vikings, Wild Card Edition
Jan 8th
We’re taking one more in-depth look at the Green Bay Packers dismissal of the Minnesota Vikings. Here are all the big plays and who either made them or failed to make them.
Donald Driver’s Packers Career Ending Quietly
Jan 8th
Donald Driver isn’t in the Green Bay Packers plans right now and we’re certain he’s not in their plans for next season. So what went wrong here? We’ll tell you.
Report: Dolphins Want Greg Jennings
Jan 7th
Greg Jennings is expected to leave the Green Bay Packers in the offseason. The Miami Dolphins will reportedly be one of the teams that makes a run at him.
Christian Ponder is Sorry His Vagina Hurt on Saturday, Everyone
Jan 7th
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder missed his team’s loss to the Green Bay Packers with a sore vagina. He wants you all to know he’s really sorry, too.
Reveling in Minnesota Vikings Fans’ Despair
Jan 7th
E. Wolf finds himself reveling in Minnesota Vikings fans despair after their team lost to the Green Bay Packers. So did we. And now, so can you!
Here’s a Vikings Reporter Getting Trucked [Video]
Jan 7th
Want to see a local TV personality in her Minnesota Vikings jersey get run over by another meathead Vikings fan? Of course you do. Here’s the video. Morons being morons.
Aaron Rodgers Was Not Happy on Saturday
Jan 7th
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers wasn’t happy with the Green Bay Packers offensive performance on Saturday and he let it be known. We dissect the situation.
Five More Thoughts on Packers Playoff Win Over Vikings
Jan 6th
Here are five more insights from the Green Bay Packers Wild Card win over the Minnesota Vikings, including DuJuan Harris’ emergence and Randall Cobb’s disappearance.
Packers Dispatch the Vikings Like We Knew They Would
Jan 6th
The Green Bay Packers pounded the Minnesota Vikings in the Wild Card round, just like we expected. They did it by holding Adrian Peterson to 99 yards and the rest of the Vikings to zilch!
Here’s Where Golden Tate Says He Still Caught That Ball
Jan 5th
You’ve got to love Seattle Seahawks receiver Golden Tate. Months after a Green Bay Packers and obvious interception was ruled a Seattle touchdown, Tate still says he caught the ball.
Adrian Peterson — So Close
Jan 5th
One Green Bay bar has the perfect sign to taunt Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson, who just barely missed the single-season rushing record.
Packers vs. Vikings: What to Watch For, Playoff Edition
Jan 4th
Much is on the line when the Green Bay Packers face the Minnesota Vikings on Saturday. If you’re hoping the Packers don’t repeat last year’s playoff performance, here’s your need to know.
Packers John Dorsey is the Hot New GM Candidate
Jan 4th
Green Bay Packers director of football operations could be the next general manager of the Kansas City Chiefs or New York Jets. The Ted Thompson tree continues to grow.
Woodson’s Role: Mostly Safety
Jan 4th
Charles Woodson will not replace Casey Hayward in the Green Bay Packers nickel package against the Minnesota Vikings. Instead, he’ll remain at safety, which makes perfect sense.
Talking Trash with Purple Jesus Diaries: Playoff Edition
Jan 3rd
The Green Bay Packers and Minnesota Vikings haven’t played each other with so much on the line in longer than we can remember, so we talked some shit with Purple Jesus Diaries.
Randall Cobb, Jeremy Ross Both in Play on Returns
Jan 3rd
The Green Bay Packers now have two capable return men in Randall Cobb and Jeremy Ross. So who’s their go-to guy? They’re not telling, but we are.
Total View: Packers vs. Vikings 2
Jan 3rd
The Green Bay Packers dropped their final regular-season game to the scumbag Minnesota Vikings. We’ve got every gruesome play (and a few good ones too) in Total View.
Adrian Peterson Wants to Return Kicks, Block Field Goals
Jan 2nd
Adrian Peterson is pretty much the entire Minnesota Vikings team and he knows it. Peterson has requested to return kicks and get on the field goal block unit against the Green Bay Packers.
