Like Rest Of Us, Nick Barnett Needs Something To Do

Nick Barnett Angry Birds

It looks like Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett has picked up a new hobby while he’s been sitting around this summer — coloring. He posted the following photo to his Twitter account yesterday. I suppose if the lockout never ends, he can become an artist. (Via Goal Line Stand)

Cowboys’ Marvel Gear Makes Fans Even Douchier [Photos]

They’re not the Minnesota Vikings or Chicago Bears, but the Dallas Cowboys hold a special place in our cold, dark hearts right next to those two despicable franchises. That is to say, their organization is filled with douchebags from the top down. Earlier this week, those douchebags announced a partnership with Marvel Entertainment.

Field Of Dreams 2: NFL Lockout [Video]

Funny Or Die gives us Field of Dreams 2, where one of the kids from Twilight (Taylor Lautner) saves the NFL season… kind of. Also look for Ray Lewis, Tony Gonzalez, Marshall Faulk and Ray Liotta as Roger Goodell, among others. (Via Cheesehead TV)

Underwood’s Wife Changes Story

Brandon Underwood

Green Bay Packers defensive back Brandon Underwood didn’t have anything to say after today’s court appearance, but his wife Brandie sure did. Underwood is facing a misdemeanor disorderly conduct charge stemming from an incident in June where he allegedly ripped a necklace off his wife’s neck and then dragged her from his vehicle.

Underwood Up To No Good: Part 2

Brandon Underwood

Maybe it’s the humidity, but Green Bay Packers cornerback Brandon Underwood just can’t stop doing stupid shit. Underwood, who was accused of sexual assault last summer after an incident involving two prostitutes — he would plead no contest to a prostitution charge in March — is now being charged with disorderly conduct.

Brandt Opens Door On Favre Return

Brett Favre

Not that anyone needs to help out in this department because it always has a life of its own, but NFL.com’s Gil Brandt has opened the door on the possible return of one Brett Favre… again. Brandt says Favre might be getting the itch again, but this year things are a little different.

We Lose Games In 10 Days

Roger Goodell

As negotiations between the NFL and players drag on, we’re about to come up on our first real deadline, whether anyone wants to admit it or not. It’s widely believed if a new labor deal isn’t complete by July 15, the NFL will have to start canceling games. Whether regular-season games will be affected remains […]

Aaron Rodgers On Jimmy Kimmel Live [Video]

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night. He talked about his music endeavor, the Super Bowl and rookie hazing, among other things. Here’s his segment in its entirety.

The Make: Get It [Video]

Here’s the video for Get It, the first release from The Make, which is first band signed to Aaron Rodgers’ record label Suspended Sunrise Recordings. Watch for the cameo from Rodgers.

Own Your Own Fake Super Bowl Ring

Mike McCarthy

The Green Bay Packers are selling Super Bowl rings — fake ones. Fans can now buy replica Super Bowl XLV rings from the team because, you know, you won the Super Bowl too. Season ticket holders and shareholders can get a 10-karat ring identifying them as such for $2,499 or a cheap-ass version for $399. […]

Guns In Lambeau Field – Yeeeeehaaaaaw!

Lambeau Field

Wisconsin’s expected new gun law, which will allow adults with a permit and proper training to carry a concealed handgun, has people wondering if fans might be able to bring guns into Lambeau Field. There’s a lot of confusion surrounding the issue at the moment.

A Medical Investigation Of Packers Fans’ Thin Skin

Packers fans

MADISON – In what anthropologists and health care professionals are calling an unprecedented and historical breakthrough in medical science, a University of Wisconsin study reported in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association claims that Green Bay Packer fans have “genetically cultivated –- over a long period of time –- the most significantly diaphanous epidermis […]

Rodgers Fourth In NFL Power Rankings

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers finished fourth in EPSN’s top NFL players power rankings. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady easily took top honors with six first-place votes and 78 total points. The Indianapolis Colts’ Peyton Manning was second, followed by the New Orleans Saints’ Drew Brees.

Nick Collins: Jay Cutler Really Stinks

Nick Collins

Hey, we’ve been saying it for some time and Green Bay Packers safety Nick Collins agrees: Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler stinks. Actually, Collins didn’t utter the exact words, but he did convey the message. During an appearance on Colin Cowherd’s radio show Tuesday morning, Cowherd asked Collins’ opinion on who the toughest quarterback in the NFL is to face.

Fuzzy Thurston In Trouble; Packers Fans To The Rescue?

Fuzzy Thurston

Former Green Bay Packers guard Fuzzy Thurston has some money problems. They’re the stupid kind of money problems, too. Fuzzy thought he could beat the taxman. Fuzzy, not surprisingly, was mistaken. The Fuzz owes $1.7 million in back taxes and he’s apparently been battling the government for 28 years. So, the government seized Thurston’s Super […]

Packers Get Five ESPY Nominations, No One Cares

Aaron Rodgers

The ESPYs, ESPN’s concocted sports award show, is on par with the Xbiz Awards as far as I’m concerned. Oh, you don’t know what the Xbiz Awards are? Well, they’re the wannabe AVN Awards, which is essentially the Oscars of porn. So I guess that would make the Xbiz Awards the Golden Globes of porn. […]

Just When You Thought Vikings Fans Couldn’t Get Any Dumber…

Seriously, this is the dumbest thing you’ll see all day… wait, no, all week. Probably all month for that matter. The Minnesota Vikings are trying to get a new stadium. For the most part, no one cares including the fans.

Clay Matthews’ ESPYs Commercial

I was going to run this earlier, but EPSN didn’t give us embed codes when these were released. Thankfully, they’ve remedied that situation. Here’s Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews’ ESPYs commercial, which also features Minnesota Timberwolves forward Kevin Love and host Seth Myers.

A Trophy Apart

Mike McCarthy

Not so deep in the confines of the Hall of Fame of the most-storied franchise in the NFL, four iconic silver statues named after the same franchise’s most-famous coach stand as a testament to 13 NFL Championships. Most would say that the trophies represent the four greatest of these championships: four Super Bowl victories, champions of a […]

Adrian Peterson Not Fired Up About Vikings’ Quarterbacks

Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was asked several questions about the team’s quarterback situation and struggled to say anything positive about rookie Christian Ponder or default incumbent Joe Webb. Peterson suggests he can’t see Ponder starting when the season opens.