Vikings Art Football Celebrates Favre’s Packers Accomplishments
Oct 7th
See Vikings fans, now that you have our old gunslinger wearing your hideous uniform, you might as well co-opt all the past success Green Bay had with him too.
Packers Will Bring Back Mark Tauscher
Oct 7th
One of the easy potential solutions to the Green Bay Packers’ woes along the offensive line seemed to be to bring veteran right tackle Mark Tauscher back – if and when he was fully recovered from the knee injury he suffered last season. Well, that appears to be the case. The Journal Sentinel is reporting [...]
Packers Fate Rests on Shoulders of Offensive Line
Oct 6th
It’s become readily apparent once again after the Green Bay Packers loss to the Minnesota Vikings that the Packers’ fate this season rests largely on the shoulders of their offensive line. The line has been terrible this season. Terrible. So bad, in fact, that they’ve given up 20 sacks in four games – the most [...]
Penalties, Sacks and Turnovers Key to Packers Loss
Oct 6th
About the only thing the Green Bay Packers did right in their ugly 30-23 loss to the Vikings in the MetroBarn last night was hold Adrian Peterson to 55 yards rushing. Peterson did score once, but was held to an average of just 2.2 yards per rush, which is no small feat considering he’s racked [...]
Packers Vikings Live Blog
Oct 5th
“It’s sweet but it had nothing to do with revenge…” more bullshit from the Favre. ___ And there you go. Final score 30-23 Vikings. ___ Rice recovers the onside kick. That should do it. ___ Crosby field goal is good. 30-23 Vikings. ___ Rodgers comes up short. Field goal unit comes out onto the field. [...]
Packers vs. Vikings Playlist
Oct 5th
I’m frothing at the mouth. My hands are shaking. The first shitbag Minnesota Vikings fan that looks at me cockeyed is going get a beer bottle busted across their face. It’s two hours until game time and I need something to dull my passion, rage, fire, nerves… Or I need something to fuel those things [...]
Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings
Oct 5th
Total Packers takes a look at tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings game and offers their predictions. Monty: The real question is how much emotion will play into this contest. The first team, or perhaps even the first player, who lets emotion dictate their actions is going to be in trouble. Still, how can emotion [...]
Will Brett Favre Get Through Four Quarters?
Oct 5th
We’re not sure if Brett Favre will get through four quarters in tonight’s Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings matchup, but we’re pretty sure his drawers will be OK.
Top 10 Reasons We Love LeRoy Butler
Oct 5th
It’s our second (yes, we were actually able to muster the brain power for a follow up) Green Bay Packers Top 10 List – Top 10 Reasons We Love LeRoy Butler. For those of you whose memory needs a jog, Butler rivals Willie Wood as the greatest safety ever to play for the Green Bay [...]
Dammit, I’m Starting to Like This Aaron Rodgers Guy
Oct 4th
The headline of this recent Star Tribune story really says it all when it comes to the other quarterback playing in Monday night’s Green Bay Packers-Minnesota Vikings contest: “Rodgers shouts with silence.” Amid all the bullshitting, finger pointing, chest thumping and other pissing matches on display this week in preparation for Vikings’ QB Brett Favre’s [...]
A Few Words From The Gravedigger
Oct 4th
That’s right. We’re taking a slight break from the hype surrounding Brett Favre vs. the Green Bay Packers to bring you something that has nothing to do with that. It’s OK. Take a breath. We’ll get back to all of the Favre/Packers/Vikings nonsense shortly. In the meantime, here’s an interview with perhaps our favorite defensive [...]
The Greatest Play in Packers vs. Vikings History
Oct 3rd
This should come as no surprise to anyone who’s seen the play, but we’re going to go out on a limb here and call Antonio Freeman’s miraculous Monday Night Football catch and run the greatest play in the history of the Green Bay Packers, Minnesota Vikings rivalry. The touchdown itself was a 46-yarder, but it [...]
Brad Childress – Too Good to Be True!
Oct 2nd
It’s no secret that we like to make fun of certain things and people here at Total Packers. Two of the things that get our panties wet is when the Minnesota Vikings screw up and when Vikings’ coach Brad Childress says something stupid, which, now that we think of it, is pretty much every time [...]
It’s Favreday!
Oct 2nd
And why not? The hype machine is spinning out of control, and we’re having trouble keeping up with it, so we thought we’d rename Friday, Favreday just to catch you up. So what Favrelous things have transpired, you say? Well, some pretty interesting things related to the Green Bay Packers’ and Minnesota Vikings’ Monday Night [...]
The Best of Minnesota Vikings Humor
Oct 1st
In the continued anticipation and build up to the Yarn in the Barn (that being the Green Bay Packers versus the Minnesota Vikings on Monday Night Football), we give you the best Vikings’ jokes, put downs and nonsense, all of which were submitted by readers. We hope you enjoy, because you’re probably going to need [...]
Get To Know A Viking: Bizarro Brett
Oct 1st
We all know about Brett Favre. Thanks to the breathless coverage and retellings of his life story over the past two decades, we know all about him. We know his middle name is frickin’ Lorenzo. We know all about his family and his wife’s cancer survival and activism. Many of us can recite his accomplishments [...]
Charles Woodson – Your NFC Defensive Player of the Month
Sep 30th
As first reported by Jason Wilde of ESPN Milwaukee, Charles Woodson – or as we like to call him, Chuckles – will be named NFC Defensive Player of the Month, tomorrow. Woodson is tied for the league lead in interceptions with three, one of which he returned for a touchdown. Woodson also, inexplicably (this will [...]
Taking a Time Out for Some Chicago Bears Delusion
Sep 30th
I about crapped right in my pants when I read this headline from the Chicago Tribune. You ready for this? “Is Jay Cutler the second coming of Tom Brady?” That’s a real headline. Seriously. My sides hurt from laughing. Anyway, in this brilliant article Rick Morrissey deftly explains why Cutler, the Chicago Bears savior, may [...]
Why Fret About Brett?
Sep 30th
Let me pose a question. Why fret about Brett? Really. I admit there has been a lot of hype and drama over the last year and a half; even the last five years with Brett Favre’s “will he or won’t he retire” game. Personally, I was really upset over Brett’s decision to retire from the [...]
