Jay Cutler Will Not Be Choking On That Gravy After All

Cutler return card

Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and former fiance Kristin Cavallari have decided to return all the presents from their wedding gift registry, which means they will not be choking on the gravy from the beautiful gravy boat we purchased for them.

Michelle Beadle Is Probably Screwing Someone On Packers [Video]

Michelle Beadle

ESPN’s Michelle Beadle denies it, but the evidence seems to indicate she’s having sex with Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews. There’s also a rumor she told Aaron Rodgers, “I just want to get fucked.” Rodgers did not comply.

Packers Training Camp, 8-4 [Photos]

Donald Driver

We’ve got the Green Bay Packers training camp action covered. Here’s a gallery from Thursday night’s practice, including B.J. Raji’s near interception and Donald Driver’s leaping catch.

Training Camp Observations 8-4, Full Pads

Jordy Nelson

The Green Bay Packers offense is finally clicking and the stars are playing like they’re supposed to be. Tramon Williams, Greg Jennings and Jordy Nelson have all been impressive and Morgan Burnett may be back with the first team.

Training Camp Observations 8-3, Full Pads

Tim Masthay

Brady, our man with the plan, gives you the latest from Green Bay Packers training camp. Can Tim Masthay hit one? Is Jermichael Finley back? What’s going on with the offense? News at 11.

Please Help Us Caption This Photo

Gabe Carimi

Here, we’ve got Chicago Bears tackle Gabe Carimi in an odd situation. Sure, he’s a Wisconsin boy, but he swore off the Green Bay Packers when he was chosen by the Chicago Bears. It looks like they’ve turned him into a mouth breather.

Game On: Packers Will See Obama

The Green Bay Packers will get to meet president Barack Obama after all. The organization has scheduled the traditional Super Bowl champion White House visit. Charles Woodson must be pleased.

Are Packers Oblivious To The Threat Growing in Minnesota?

Michael Jenkins

We wanted to kill ourselves… wait… no. We’ve found the most brilliant article in the Bleacher Report catalog, which is a gigantic piece of brilliance itself, and it turns out it’s written by a Minnesota Vikings fan. We’ll annotate it for you, since it’s obviously way above any Green Bay Packers fan.

Jermichael Has Had Enough Too

Jermichael Finley on the Eagles Dream Team

Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley has had enough and he’s not going to take it anymore. That, and it looks like The Dude had it right all along.

Packers Bike Rides: Here’s What They Tell Us [Photos]

Mike Neal and C.J. Wilson

Green Bay Packers players riding local kids bikes to and from practice is one of the coolest things about training camp. Getting up close with these Packers has taught us things about Nick Collins appetite, Jermichael Finley’s chances of injuring himself and Josh Sitton’s hair, among other things. Check out the gallery and see what you think.

NFC North: Free Agents, New Starters And Other Nonsense

Jay Cutler

The three teams competing for second place in the NFC North have been working real hard to take home that trophy this offseason. Here are the latest developments from Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit.

Training Camp Observations 8-1, Full Pads

Tom Crabtree and Jermichael Finley

The Green Bay Packers strapped on the pads and went full contact for the first time Monday night. Rookie Derek Sherrod was hit and miss at left guard, B.J. Raji looks dominant and the quarterbacks are still trying to find their rhythm.

Paper Champions: Eagles Already Crowning Themselves

Nnamdi Asomugha

The Philadelphia Eagles have made some great moves this offseason. So, of course we already know they’re going to win the Super Bowl this season or at least that’s what they’d have us believe. May as well not even play the season.

Barnett Signs With Bills

Nick Barnett

Former Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett signed a three-year deal with the Buffalo Bills. The team forked over some decent dough and Barnett will get a chance to be the man again, but probably won’t sniff the playoffs.

Packers Deal Wrap-Up: Sherrod, Jones, Kuhn

John Kuhn

The Green Bay Packers went on a frenzy of signing players over the weekend. They inked all of their draft picks, receiver James Jones, fullback John Kuhn, receiver Brett Swain and tight end Spencer Havner. Here are the details and how the moves impact the team.

Training Camp Observations 7-31, Shells

Morgan Burnett

Our main man in Green Bay, Brady, was on the scene at Green Bay Packers training camp, where two rookies impressed and Morgan Burnett looked to reclaim his starting safety spot from Charlie Peprah.

Eagles Sign Jenkins, Gun For Packers

Cullen Jenkins

The Green Bay Packers let defensive end Cullen Jenkins sign with the Philadelphia Eagles in free agency. For Philadelphia, it’s one in a series of moves designed to stop Aaron Rodgers & Co.

Packers Release Tauscher

Mark Tauscher

The Green Bay Packers have released veteran right tackle Mark Tauscher, ending a stellar 11-year career. Unfortunately, the only question is what took them so long.

Packers Ax Brandon Chillar

Brandon Chillar

The Green Bay Packers have gone from a position of strength to a position that’s potentially weak in a matter of two days. The team’s inside linebacker depth has been diluted even further with the release of Brandon Chillar.

Jackson, Spitz Moving On

Brandon Jackson

The Green Bay Packers lost running back Brandon Jackson and offensive lineman Jason Spitz to other teams, but their replacements are already on the team.