Josh Sitton’s Deal: $6.75 Million Annually

Josh Sitton

The Green Bay Packers made guard Josh Sitton a rich bitch when they signed him to a five-year contract extension last week. Here are the numbers and where they place him in the league and on the Packers.

Green Bay Has Ugliest Groupies And Other Stories Of Depravity

Green Bay women

Complex gives us a fairly comprehensive look at the NFL groupie scene, including the realization that Green Bay has the ugliest groupies in the league. Fear not! There is a silver lining, though.

Rodgers: Mark Sanchez Is Embarrassing

Mark Sanchez in GQ

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers took a shot at New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, calling his GQ shoot embarrassing. Rodgers is right. Sanchez looks like he’s going to a pride festival.

League Experts: Packers Are No. 1

Mike McCarthy

The NFL’s analysts/experts have picked the Green Bay Packers as the top team in the NFL. Normally, we’d ignore such nonsense, but this is a little different. Hit the story to see why.

Breaking Down The Packers Practice Squad

Graham Harrell

Here’s a look at the Green Bay Packers practice squad, including how they landed there and each player’s potential.

Grant, Starks Will Split Carries

James Starks

The Green Bay Packers plan to split carries between Ryan Grant and James Starks. Here’s what it means for each back and how it’s likely to play out.

Packers Are League’s Second Youngest Team

Vic So

The Green Bay Packers are the NFL’s second-young team, which has become a trend in the Ted Thompson era. Here’s why, as well as a look at the rest of the NFC North.

Packers Final Roster Analysis

Here’s the breakdown of the Green Bay Packers 2011 roster by position, the strengths, weaknesses and surprises.

Final Roster Cuts: List In Progress

Here are the Green Bay Packers final roster cuts we know of right now with commentary. If only someone could gather the Press Gazette’s cuts together with the Journal Sentinel’s so we could have a comprehensive list… Caleb Schlauderaff, guard, 6th-round pick in 2011 — He was traded to the New York Jets. Brandian Ross, […]

Gilbert Brown’s Speech And Green Bay Chill Highlights [Video]

The Lingerie Football League’s Green Bay Chill opened their season last week. Here are some highlights, including an impassioned halftime speech by coach Gilbert Brown.

Does Chastin West’s Boozing Mean He Made The Team?

Chastin West

Green Bay Packers receiver Chastin West is on the bubble for a roster spot, yet he was out boozing with Randall Cobb Friday night. That could mean he knows something we don’t.

Josh Sitton Signs Contract Extension

Josh Sitton

The Green Bay Packers have locked up right guard Josh Sitton for the next six years, signing the offensive lineman to a five-year extension. Sitton is the first of a trio of extension targets to sign.

Just Because: Alyssa Milano In Packers Gear [Photos]

Alyssa Milano

Total Packers childhood crush Alyssa Milano has a line of Green Bay Packers gear. She models it herself. We think you know where this is going. Gallery of hot chick wearing Packers gear! Yeehaa!

Packers vs. Chiefs: First Impressions

Vic So

The Green Bay Packers beat the Kansas City Chiefs 20-19 to close out the preseason. Here are our first impressions, including which bubble players solidified a roster spot, who disappointed and which position is going to be overloaded.

An Ode To Aaron Rodgers’ Fu Manchu [Photos]

Aaron Rodgers Fu Manchu

Green Bay Packers cornerback Aaron Rodgers has been sporting some wicked awesome facial hair of late. Here’s our salute to a great man with some great facial hair.

John Boehner Is A Dick

John Boehner

House Speaker John Boehner is a fuckmouth. The Congressman asked president Barack Obama to move his speech on jobs and the economy to Sept. 8, when the Green Bay Packers open their season against the New Orleans Saints.

TiVo Time: Indianapolis Colts

Aaron Rodgers

We’re getting tuned up for the regular season, just like the Green Bay Packers. Hence, we’re bringing back TiVo time a little early. Shawn reviews the tape of the Packers last-second win over the Indianapolis Colts.

The Long, Slow Downward Spiral Of Brian Brohm’s Career Continues

Brian Brohm

Brian Brohm, former second-round pick of the Green Bay Packers and one of Ted Thompson’s biggest draft busts, is no longer in the NFL. He does have a job though. Here’s a look at the company he’s keeping these days.

The Onion: Minnesota Vikings Do Little To Upgrade Fans

Vikings fans

Here at Total Packers we know Minnesota Vikings fans are the worst thing about the NFL. The Onion apparently agrees. Check it out.

Packers Cut Three To Reach 80-Man Limit

The Green Bay Packers axed three players Tuesday to get to the 80-man roster limit. We can’t say there were any surprises. Here’s the dirt and who’s looking for a job.