Interesting Details From Packers Stock Sale

After finally getting a chance to read the prospectus from the Green Bay Packers stock sale, we were able to ferret out a few interesting, new details. Here they are.

Jared Allen Likes Touching Other Dudes’ Junk

Minnesota Vikings defensive end Jared Allen is a dipshit, but we didn’t know he liked feeling other dudes’ junk while on the field. Well, he does. Here’s his explanation for punching Ray Edwards in the balls.

Get Your Stock, Suckas!

We got our Green Bay Packers stock this morning. Did you get yours? Here’s the rundown of the experience and where you need to go to get gouged for some useless stock.

I Can Be Your Jordy [Video]

Here’s the tribute video to Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers called “I Can Be Your Jordy” by Sleeping Berries Three. Unlike most of these type of videos, it’s rather amusing.

Andrew Quarless Out For Season

Andrew Quarless

The Green Bay Packers have lost tight end Andrew Quarless for the season with a knee injury. What does that mean to the team? We’ll tell you.

Favre Wants To Play For Bears

Brett Favre

A source close to Brett Favre says he’s listen to the Chicago Bears want him to play. The Bears seem more likely to stick with the quarterbacks they have in house, though.

And Then There Were Four

Mason Crosby

The Green Bay Packers defeated the New York Giants on a last-second remaining field goal in their toughest game of the season. The win moved the Packers to within four games of a perfect season.

Predictions: Packers vs. Giants

Ahmad Bradshaw

Here’s a quick look at the Green Bay Packers matchup with the New York Giants, who will win and why.

Former Packers Coach Sherman Gets Shaft In Texas

Mike Sherman used to coach the Green Bay Packers. It’s possible he got the shaft by Ted Thompson, but he definitely got the shaft today, when he was canned by Texas A&M over the phone… while going to see a recruit.

Bishop, Hawk Out Sunday

Desmond Bishop

Linebackers Desmond Bishop and A.J. Hawk have been ruled out for Sunday’s game. Here’s what that means and what we expect.

Packers Will Start Selling Stock Tuesday

The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. Get in line! The team hasn’t released a lot of details, but here’s what we know.

The Donovan McNabb Experiment Has Come To A Screeching Halt

Donovan McNabb

The Minnesota Vikings will reportedly release quarterback Donovan McNabb. Yes, we’re laughing heartily at their expense, but we’ve also got the details for you.

Clifton Suffers Another Injury, Leaving Season, Career In Doubt

Chad Clifton

Chad Clifton hasn’t played since injuring his hamstring in early October and it doesn’t look like he’ll be playing soon. Clifton suffered a back injury, which could essentially end his Packers career. We break it down for you.

Cutler And Cavallari: It’s Back On, Only For Real This Time [Photos]

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari — the wedding is back on, only for real this time. We have one important question for you and, well, we also have a gallery if Cavallari in a bikini just for the hell of it.

TiVo Time: Detroit Lions

Tramon Williams

We take one final, exhaustive look at the Green Bay Packers win over the Detroit Lions. Here are the key plays, who made them and who didn’t. This is the most in-depth look at the Packers Thanksgiving game anywhere.

Walden Apologizes To Teammates, Fans

Erik Walden

Linebacker Erik Walden apologized to his teammates and Green Bay Packers fans for his arrest after returning to practice Tuesday. Here’s what he had to say and the questions that remain unanswered.

Taiwanese Animation Takes On Suh Suspension [Video]

The folks from Taiwan who produces those crazy animated videos about current events have whipped one up covering the Ndamukong Suh suspension. It’s as odd as you think and we’ve got it.

Suh Gets Two Games For Stomping Dietrich-Smith

Detroit Lions shitbag Ndamukong Suh will get a two-game suspension for stomping Green Bay Packers guard Evan Dietrich-Smith. We’ve got the details and what it means to the Lions.

Surprise! Story Changes In Erik Walden Case

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden is a free man again after being released on bond Monday. Currently, there are no grounds for a criminal complaint because Walden’s girlfriend has has changed her story, but another hearing is set for December 7.

Vikings Still Trying To Save Season

Leslie Frazier

The dimwits leading the Minnesota Vikings organization are reportedly still trying to win now instead of building for the future. While this level of idiocy isn’t surprising coming from the Vikings, it’s likely to result in some changes in the offseason. We take a look at the possibilities.