Johnny Jolly: My Only Friend Was Codeine [Video]

Johnny Jolly

Former Green Bay Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly will appear in a segment on ESPN’s Outside the Lines, where he discusses his codeine addiction and reveals several new details about his life. Here’s a video preview of the story.

What Does Jermichael Finley Do Before Monday Night Football? [Photo]

Jermichael Finley

Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley is a strange duck. If you haven’t seen what he was up to before last night’s win over the Minnesota Vikings, take a look at this.

Adrian Peterson Couldn’t Run Because He Was Shitting Glass

Adrian Peterson

Minnesota Vikings fans are up in arms because tight end VIsanthe Shiancoe accused Lombardi’s Steakhouse of putting glass in running back Adrian Peterson’s food. Maybe that’s why he only ran for 51 yards last night.

Packers Dismantle Vikings In Proper Fashion

The Green Bay Packers manhandled the Minnesota Vikings 45-7 and sent them packing. Here’s how it happened, who was impressive and the couple things we can nitpick.

Five (More) Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

Vikings cheerleaders

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings tonight and since we already know what’s going to happen, we hit up those dicks from Minnesota again to see what’s going on with their shitty team. Here’s what they had to say.

Holding A Late Lead, Packers’ Defense is Dominant

Charles Woodson

We’ve been ragging on the Green Bay Packers defense lately, but when you look at the statistics, they almost always do their job when they need to most. Just take a look at this list of wins, which were largely sealed by the defense.

Detroit Lions Don’t Give Two Shits If You Don’t Like Nickelback

Nickelback

When the Green Bay Packers travel to Detroit for their Thanksgiving game against the Lions, you’re going to be treated to a halftime show featuring Nickelback, despite fan objections. That’s totally awesome, just like Nickelback’s music!

TiVoTime: San Diego Chargers

Aaron Rodgers

Here’s the exhaustive breakdown of the tape from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. We’ve got analysis of all the important plays just for you.

Stock Sale Coming Next Week

Lambeau Field

The Green Bay Packers will reportedly offer stock in the team to the public for the first time since 1997 next week. Here’s what we know.

Packers Now Openly Discussing Undefeated Season

Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers are only halfway to a potential undefeated season and don’t have a defense playing at a championship level, but that isn’t stopping some members of the team from discussing running the table.

They’ll All Be Wearing Cheeseheads In Minnesota [Video]

A new video from those pushing for a new stadium for the Minnesota Vikings suggests everyone in Minnesota will become Green Bay Packers fans if the team relocates. Let us tell you right now, you’re not fucking welcome among real football fans.

Grades: Packers vs. Chargers

B.J. Raji

Breaking down the individual units from the Green Bay Packers win over the San Diego Chargers. The Packers may be 8-0, but not every group on the team gets high marks.

Packers: Class Of The NFL?

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers are the class of the NFL right now. We know this because the “experts” told us so. That doesn’t mean they’re not beatable, though. The only question right now is when that will happen.

Woodson: Packers Playing Bad Football

Charles Woodson

The Green Bay Packers defense isn’t playing good football right now and the players know it. Cornerback Charles Woodson stated it plainly. Here’s our take.

Turns Out, Chargers Aren’t Real Good

Tramon Williams

The Green Bay Packers beat the San Diego Chargers on Sunday, but a couple things were evident — the Chargers aren’t really that good and neither is the Packers defense.

Charger Girls! [Photos]

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Let’s not fuck around. The best thing about the Green Bay Packers playing the San Diego Chargers in the Golden State is this — Charger Girls! We’ve got a gallery of those gorgeous bodies. And no offense to the GB or Norb’s cheerleaders, this is what’s going on!

Predictions: Packers vs. Chargers

Philip Rivers

Total Packers’ writers break down the Green Bay Packers matchup with the San Diego Chargers. Here’s what to watch for, what to expect and how it will all turn out. Unfortunately, not everyone sees a Packers’ rout this week.

No Madden Curse? Let’s Check On Peyton Hillis

Peyton Hillis

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers lost a shot at the Madden 12 cover to Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis. As it turns out, that’s probably a good thing. Hillis is in the deep, dark hole known as the Madden curse.

Rodgers Doesn’t Mind Others Mocking His Belt Celebration

Jimmy Graham belt

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers says he doesn’t mind other players mocking his belt celebration. That may be the case, but it’s not for the reasons he gives. Here’s the evidence.

Yes, Aaron Rodgers Was NFC Player Of The Month

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers was named the NFC offensive player of the month for October, which was a foregone conclusion. Here’s why it means something bigger.