Tim Tebow Gets Tebowed After Sack

Stephen Tulloch Tebowing

Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch goes Tebowing after sacking Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow. If you don’t know what we’re talking about, then here’s your need to know!

You’ll Never Guess What Ryan Pickett Is Up To This Week

The Green Bay Packers have the week off, so players are free to do whatever they please. Here’s what defensive end Ryan Pickett decided to do, which find more than a little funny.

You Stay Classy, Minnesota

As usual, Minnesota Vikings fans really know how to class up the joint. Here’s the latest example. Is it over the line or all in good fun? You tell us.

Terrell Owens In Chicago? Maybe…

terrell owens

Michael Wilbon likes the idea of the Chicago Bears signing free agent receiver Terrell Owens. Here’s why it makes sense, why it doesn’t and how it could affect the NFC North.

Around The League: Week Seven Review

Drew Brees

A look around the NFL after seven weeks. Here are the things that made us say what the fuck? We’ll give you the top teams, top players and a few idiots that make the game hard to watch.

Falcons Fan Gets Taken Down By Packers Fan [Video]

Combine a little booze, a couple home losses in a row and the realization that your Atlanta Falcons aren’t even on the same plane as the Green Bay Packers and what do you get? A really nice potential recipe for disaster. Here’s the video.

Quick, Guess Who Leads NFL In Arrests

Chris Cook

It should come as no surprise that the upstanding organization known as the Minnesota Vikings has had more players arrested than any other NFL team since 2000. Here’s the long and distinguished list.

Rodgers Now Getting Compared To Montana

Aaron Rodgers

Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers has a pretty nice game, but is it Joe Montana nice? Mike McCarthy seems to think so. Here’s what he had to say.

T.J. Lang’s Junk Is Good

T.J. Lang

Green Bay Packers guard T.J. Lang got kicked in the balls by Minnesota Vikings defensive end and all-around vagina Brian Robison on Sunday. We’re happy to report Lang’s junk is good.

Grades: Packers vs. Vikings

Aaron Rodgers

Yeah, that’s fuckin’ right! We’re back with grades. Grades of the Green Bay Packers win over those scumbags from Minnesota. Here’s who performed and who didn’t.

Packers Manage To Win And Underwhelm All At Once

Christian Ponder

The Green Bay Packers beat the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday, just like everyone expected, but it wasn’t quite as easy as it should have been. Here’s a look at the game as only we can give it to you.

Predictions: Packers vs. Vikings

Christian Ponder

Total Packers writers predict the outcome of the Green Bay Packers matchup with the Minnesota Vikings. Here are the key matchups and players to watch and how we see the game playing out.

Vikings’ Cook Will Miss Packers Game Because He’s In Jail

Chris Cook

Cornerback Chris Cook is the perfect representative of the Minnesota Vikings organization. He’ll miss this weekend’s game with the Green Bay Packers because he’s in jail for strangling someone.

Aaron Rodgers Is USC Fan [Video]

Aaron Rodgers: USC fan

Green Bay Packers quarterback and Cal product Aaron Rodgers was spotted wearing USC gear around the locker room this week. We’ve got the photo and video that explains why.

TiVo Time: Atlanta Falcons

James Jones

Since our damn TiVo broke this week and we didn’t get the St. Louis Rams game on tape, we thought we’d go back and review the Green Bay Packers win over the Atlanta Falcons the week before.  It’s time for Total Packers’ weekly dissection of the game film from another Green Bay Packers victory. I […]

Five Questions With Purple Jesus Diaries

Vikings cheerleaders

The Green Bay Packers play the Minnesota Vikings this week and since we already know what’s going to happen, we asked some cunts from Minnesota their ignorant opinions. Here’s what they had to say.

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So’oto May Get His Chance This Week

Vic So

Green Bay Packers rookie linebacker Vic So’oto was a terror in the preseason, but hasn’t had a chance to play in the regular season. That should change this week.

The Bickering Has Started In Chicago

Jay Cutler

Frustrations are starting to boil over in Chicago, where the Bears are solidly mediocre. Jay Cutler doesn’t like Mike Martz, the local media doesn’t like Cutler and Lance Briggs doesn’t like management. Implosion forthcoming?

Vikings Aren’t Giving Up… Yet

Christian Ponder

The Minnesota Vikings aren’t giving up on their season, according to coach Leslie Frazier. That’s too bad, because they should.